This isnt Elaisha or Kiera or Moira. This is Jared. Nico nico nii
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Keith:
Who wants to be talk about anime?

Angery Doggo:
*raises hand*
My favourite is my hero acadamia
But I also like Angel Beats and Hunter x Hunter

Loo cast:
Bitch same

Ashley:
Weeb alert 🚨🚨🚨

Angery Doggo:
Try and stop us bish.

Loo cast:
Yeah

Angery Doggo:
Yea

Loo cast:
Ye

Angery Doggo:
Y

Zach:
Kiera and Lucas are my two remaining brain cells.

Mattress:
Lmao mood

Ashley:
Sameeeee

Travis:
Wait who really does laugh when they say lmao

Angery Doggo:
Matt

Mattress:
Kiera

Loo cast:

Zach:
Most of the time they just blow air through their nose when they type lmao

Jayla:

Just to clarify

Mattress:
Ye but when Korea types smth she reall means it
*Kiera

Korea:
Wow how did Kiera become Korea

Mattress:
Idk

Korea:

Its my fucking man

Loo cast:
SpIdErMaN?¿?

Tom holland stan:
Ye

Spiderman stan:
FUCK YEAH

Keith:
Lmao why are we talking about Tom Holland
I know he's handsome but why

Travis:
Says the guy who had a minor crush on him

Zach:
Says the guy who has a secret stash of spiderman posters in his closet

Travis:
SAYS THE GUY WHO PAID HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS JUST TO GET HIS AUTOGRAPH

Spiderman stan:
Thats some wild shit lmao

Tom holland stan:
Oof

Mattress:
Shut up
You would do the same

Tom holland stan:
Well thats kind of true

Mattress:
I would also like to mention the fact that Kiera cried after she couldn't see a BTS concert when they were here.
She was so depressed I was so

Tom holland stan:
Not my proudest moment yeah

Travis:
I remember that lmao.
Matt called me over and I saw her just holding a tub of ice cream and looking like death as she watches Harry Potter on HBO
I kid you not she looked likethis

Tom holland stan:
Pls dont expose me.
I'll give you money

Mattress:
Forgot she was richer than the average person rip.
She can actually do that.

Tom holland stan:
Be grateful
I paid for our apartment.
I paid for the Netflix
I pay for the food
I pay for almost everything we have

Mattress:
Sadly u aint the first born
You only get a fifth of the share

Tom holland stan:
Stfu
At least Im still rich

Spiderman stan:
Meanwhile me and my tiny ass apartment

Tom holland stan:
I cant get the money since Im not married yet rip

Keith:
Oof
Bring me to Hollywood once u get the money

Tom holland stan:
Sure why not

Zach:
Anyways Kiera whos ur favorite BTS member?

Tom holland stan:
Im an ot7 stan
I dont do that shit

Zach:
Same for Keith

Keith:
Im Korean
I love BTS

Travis:
Me too
And also Lucas he found out about them last month

Spiderman stan:
Do you have a problem?!?!

Ashley:
Bro chill

Tom holland stan:
Welcome to the fam bitch
Stay clear out of the new and toxic ARMYs and you'll be fine

Spiderman stan:
Y-YES MAM

Keith:
I remember that fucking girl
Sporting all that merch
Said she found out about them last week
Said she didn't know who was her favorite.....

V or Taehyung

Tom holland stan:
Im sorry
But what the fuck
They're the same person like bitch
Stop acting
I have known them since 2014
Its 2020
6 years

Keith:
Ive known them since late 2013 when I was still in Korea and my sister's friend worked for their company so she told me to go to the event
(disclaimer from author: I don't know anyone who works at BigHit Entertainment)

Mattress:
Ive known about them since 2015

Jayla:
2016

Zach:
2017

Travis:
2015

Spiderman stan:
2020
Oof

Tom holland stan:
My babies are all grown up.
I know Im younger but still

Im sobbing

Mattress:
She actually is
Oh no now Im going to cry

Travis:
(っ'ω')ﾉ(╥ω╥)

Keith:
Fuck now Im crying

Ashley:
*group hug*

Spiderman stan:
I feel like an outsider

Zach:
Its sad that they're going to the army

Tom holland stan:
Yeah

Zach:
KIM NAMJOON

Ashley:
KIM SEOKJIN

Keith:
MIN YOONGI

Travis:
JUNG HOSEOK

Mattress:
PARK JIMIN

Tom holland stan:
KIM TAEHYUNG

Spiderman stan:
.

.

.
Oh its my turn
JEON JUNGKOOK

Tom holland stan:
BTS!!!!💜💜💜💜💜💜

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.

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People are reall sucky on ow

Ashley:
Whats ow?

Tom holland stan:
Overwatch

Travis:
Next person to reply is a nerd

Spiderman stan:
Wait u play Overwatch?

Travis:
Told you

Spiderman stan:
Let's play!
DM me ur user
.

.

.
Seriously
snoopdawg420

Tom holland stan:
Says you
Yours is steponme69

Travis:
Haha take that bish

.

.

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Mattress:
H e l p
They have started playing and some if Kiki's comments are really funny I cant
"Fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you"
"AHHHH WHAT THE FUCK YOU SPORK DON'T FUCKING DRIVE ON THE- welp you're dead"
"That was actually really good Taylor, but you can't beat me- SHIT ZOMBIE"
Now they're singing Bitch Lasagna and Im jamming to it

Keith:
Gaming channel material

Travis:
I can actually see her making a gaming channel

Zach:
Even though I don't know her I can see it

Travis:
She'd prob collab a lot with Lucas, hes a big nerd

Mattress:
" Lucas knows Travis is talking shit"

Travis:
Tell him to eat my ass

Mattress:
"No thanks, shit hasn't been washed for days"

Travis:
I take good care of my ass wdym

Keith:
We really didn't need to know that

Travis:
The more you know

[Ashley has left the chat]

Mattress:
Op
I think they have migrated to Minecraft after 10 games of Zombie mode
Wait-they aren't playing roblox arent they?
Nope

Keith:
Dammit

Mattress:
OH FUCK

Jayla:
Uh oh what happened

Zach:
Is he dead?

Mattress:
KIERA JUST SCREAMED VERY LOUDLY WHILE ROLEPLAYING

Travis:
Uh oh she's mad

[Travis added Ashley to the chat]

Mattress:
Oh ok so from what I heard, Kiki was the wife and Lucas was the husband(they got it from a prompt btw)

Keith:
Wait wtf they got married lmao

Mattress:
Ok here was the convo
"Where were you last night?!"
"I was out with my friends!"
"Don't lie to me!"
"I saw you in the garden!"
"Alright! I was cheating with the horse!"
"How dare you?!?!"
Then the Kiki kills the horse
So Lucas takes out his sword and stabs Kiki and she died
Then he accidentally lit the house on fire and her furnace is gone

Tom holland stan:
LUCAS TAYLOR
FUCK YOU AND THE FUCKING HORSE
FIRST YOU TOOK MY 69 NOW YOU TOOK MY FURNACE
I FUCKING HATE YOU GO DIE

Spiderman stan:
Im sorry I didn't realize you had 2 hearts left

Tom holland stan:
YOU'RE THE REASON WHY I HAD 2 HEARTS BECAUSE YOU PUSHED OFF THE SMALL CLIFF
NOW MY FUCKING FURNACE IS GONE

Spiderman stan:
Chill I put your furnace and diamonds in a chest

Tom holland stan:
It better be there or I'll light up your other house

Ashley:
Wait so Lucas is a murderer that killed his own wife?

Tom holland stan:
Y e s

Ashley:
WTF

[Ashley left the chat]

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Bro that was wild. This was written mostly by Jared with some help from Conner.

75% of this actually happened its quite sad.

Elaisha lost her furnace and 69 because of me oof.

My old usernames on cod were snoopdawg420 and steponme69.

Yoongi met a girl who couldn't choose between V and Taehyung which was very stupid.

Elaisha and Conner cried.

Kiera made up a roleplay with her cousin which involved her cheating with a horse because her boyfriend was too boring

We (Me, Elaisha, Yoongi, Conner and Greg) are suckers for anime

Greg and Yoongi had a lowkey crush on Tom Holland and Spiderman.

Richard cried after watching BTS growing up.

Elaisha said all of those things on minecraft

I have a secret stash of Spiderman posters and Conner paid A LOT of money to get Tom Holland's autograph

And yeah I think thats it. The author is sleep-deprived and must wake up at 6 and its almost 11 and I need my beauty sleep

- Spiderman

(Note:We don't own Spiderman or BTS, just to let you know if you didn't know lmao)