Travis' dad uses his pans son's phone. Stuff happens

Enjoy~

thicc:
LMAOOO I CAN'T BELIEVE TRAVIS' NAME IS THICC

just keith:
I-
Why you speak in 3rd person

mom:
English 100

thicc:
Why is his mom in here but not me

mom:
Uh
I think you're thinking of your (?) real mom
I'm Ash

weeb:
Bro you high or smth

thicc:
I'm not high or smth
I'm Dad

weeb:
I had it coming didnt I

spiderman:
Yep

thicc:
WOW WHAT NICE NAMES TRAVIS CAME UP WITH

big brain:
I-

cant spell twinkle without twink:
I'm sorry but are you an imposter

thicc:
Oh yeah sorry lmao
I'm Travis' father
If you are wondering why I text like this, I learnt it from Travis

weeb:
My man be doing wORK

spiderman:
What a great soldier.

cant spell twinkle without twink:
Hi!!
I'm Travis' friend Matthew but you can call me Matt

thicc:
Hi Travis' friend Matthew But you can call me Matt

cant spell twinkle without twink:
bruh

mom:
LMAOOOO

thicc:
I know I'm amazing

spiderman:
You're amazing

weeb:
You're amazing

thicc:
Thanks my dudes
I know @ just keith is Keith and big brain guy is Zach

mom:
How did you know Zach?

thicc:
Idk
I know Zach is extremely smart even though his actions seem otherwise
True words spoken by Travis

big brain:
I have never been more offended by something I completely agreed with

thicc:
Nice

weeb:
I'm Kiera
I came over to play board games with Travis two days ago

thicc:
Oh yeah I know you
Apparently you're also Cheater McGee

weeb:
._.

spiderman:
My name is Lucas
Hee hoo

thicc:
Oh i know you!!
You're Cheaters Georg!!

spiderman:
._.

cant spell twinkle without twink:
my man be doing wORK

just keith:
What a great soldier

thicc:
Haha thanks
Ok
Can I ask a few questions while I'm here
Its not everyday I meet some of Travis' friends

big brain:
Sure

mom:
Thats fine with me

thicc:
Ok
Who's the shortest out of all of you

weeb:
Matt
I'm 5'6 and he's 5'5

spiderman:
Matt

just keith:
Matt
Shorter than him by 1cm lmao

big brain:
Matt

Mom:
Sorry but Matt

cant spell twinkle without twink:
Bruh
Why you go out me like that huh

thicc:
Next question
What's the poorest/funniest decision you have made while drunk

Mom:
I accidentally joined a boxing fight near the bar and beat up almost everyone
I ran as fast as I could after that hah

big brain:

Hold up-
I got an idea

mom:
Spill

big brain:
Oop

thicc:
I'm changing your contact names
Travis will be very confused

big brian:
Oohhh

mom:
Aw yeah

thicc:
big brain- Matt
cant spell twinkle without twink- Keith
just keith- Kiera
weeb- Ashley
mom- Lucas
spiderman- Zach
Take screenshots before I delete all the messages

just keith:
DONE LMAOOO

mom:
Lets get this bread

~A FEW HOURS LATER~

thicc:
Hi yall
What did I miss

spiderman:
Why did my nerd ass think of Hamilton

thicc:
NANI??
LUCAS YOU ARE A FAN OF HAMILTON?!?!?!

mom:
No
Don't get me wrong the songs are great but musicals aren't my cuo of tea

thicc:
But ash-
I wasn't talking to you

weeb:
I wasn't even talking

thicc:
NANI??
THE FUCK??

just keith:
Yo
Yuzuki yukari is now my waifu
Idc what yall say I love her

thicc:
WAIT YOU'RE INTO ANIME
WHAT DID I WAKE UP TO

big brain:
Lmao
Oofies

thicc:
:O
I am
Confusion

cant spell twinkle without twink:
wtf
I'm trying to sleep

just keith:
Its so early tho

thicc:
Keith would never be against sleep
Who tf are you

just keith:
Who tf are you

thicc:
I asked you first

just keith:
i asked you second

Mom:
LMAOOO
NICE REFERENCE

thicc:
Keith knows memes?
Nani? The fuck?

Find out what happens next week on Dragonball Z

-tired person who just really needs a hug