In case you didn't get it, there is a song I sing in Girl Scout that goes: Hi. My name is Joe. And I work in a button factory. I have a wife. And three kids. And one day my boss said to me. "Are you busy Joe." I said no. He said push this button with you right hand. (And then it repeats with push this button with your left hand, right foot, left foot, head, and tongue. Then it goes, "Are you busy Joe." I said YES!). So that's where the reference came from.

The girls woke and got ready before the boys did. Philby took especially long to wake up, muttering something about how he shouldn't have been playing Pokémon so late. This made no sense to Finn. He was pretty sure you couldn't play Pokémon by yourself and no one in the group would ever play with him, especially not late enough to make a difference. Nonetheless, everyone was ready at 8am. Joe had wanted to talk with them in his office at 8:30, so they headed out. They all brought our weapons. Finn had a sword (because that seems heroyish), Willa had a bow and arrows (the book mentions her being good at archery several times), Charlene had an ax (because they would make her really terrifying), Maybeck had a spear (because he's tall?), Amanda didn't use weapons (because of her ability to push), Jess had a dagger (but she didn't use it much), and Philby... where to begin. When they'd arrived at camp, the Hephaestus children creat their own weapons. Philby didn't know this and just tinkered, making something random. Jake, the Hephaestus leader at the time, asked him what it was called. He had replied unsurely, "Uh, Taser Stick Thingy?" So his weapon became a rod of celestial bronze powered with high voltage electricity named Taser Stick Thingy (because why not). So anyway, the Keepers continued walking. Joe's office was in a building just outside of Disney World. They arrived and were admitted. Joe didn't have enough chairs for everyone. He only had four chairs.  Maybeck, being the biggest, got a chair to himself. Charlene and Jess claimed another chair. Amanda and Finn sat in one chair because they were unofficially a couple. Philby and Willa sat down in the remaining chair, looking very very *insert a bunch more verys* uncomfortable. Joe said, "Chiron contacted me but I'm still unsure why you're all here. Would you be willing to tell me?" "We want to defeat monsters at Disney," Finn informed him. "Well, to do that, we'd have to get permission from several people. That could take a long time," Joe said. "It could take one week at the earliest, and that's only if the timing is perfect," Philby said. "It would more likely take a month due to the circumstances," Willa said. "But with half of the people needed to approve it away for special projects, It would take more like three months," Philby said. "And we may be willing to wait a week but three months? No," Willa stated. "Agreed," said Philby. "How- how did you know that?" Joe asked, bewildered. "We may have researched it last night," Willa said. "While playing Pokémon," Philby added. "Well, anyhow, their right. We are not willing to wait 3 months," Finn said. As the unofficial leader, he had the final say. (By unofficial I mean official to everyone except the person being referred to). "I'm sorry but that's the only way you'll be able to do this," Joe told us. "We'll find a way," Finn told him. The Keepers left without another word.

So how will they fight the monsters? Find out next chapter.