This comic... oh my— *dies*

Darth Vader: She was more obsessed with me than even you are.

0.0 NO! NO, I MUST— okay, never mind. I'm more obsessed, just not to the creepy point like this chic!

Yes, it is canon, not Legends, but I'd say this is actually something Disney did right. And it's freaky... and weird... this nurse is— *chokes* WEIRD!

Just watch it... dew it...

I mean, I may not like what Disney has done, but there are a few comics they do that I like. Like, Vader and Doctor Aphra, and then this nurse. And you know the best part about those stories?

*SPOILERS!*

They die! 😈

Darth Vader: That's the best part?

You killing them? Duh! Of course that's the best part! You only have room for Padmé, after all, and you've no time for women. Especially freaks like that...

Darth Vader: You're pretty close to being a, as you say, creepy chic.

Yeah... it sorta is on the creepy level, considering I, uh, know how much you weigh... *coughs*

Darth Vader: ....

ANYWAYS! THAT'S MY RANDOM CHAPTER OF THE DAY! *might update again so doesn't know why I call it the chapter of the day*