....

Darth Vader: Oh no.

GREATEST LOOKING MALE!? HOW CAN I PICK JUST ONE?????! THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!! WHAT!?

Darth Vader: Just—

Tamatoa: Pick one.

Darth Vader: Since when does a giant, shiny crab interrupt us?

No idea...

Tamatoa: Because we all know that the greatest looking male is me. Don't you wanna be shiny? You wish you were nice and shiny.

Um, Vader is plenty shiny, thank you, and I'm going to go with humanoids rather than animals...

Tamatoa: Ouch. Okay, fine. I can tell when I'm not wanted. *leaves*

Darth Vader: *turns to me* I'm shiny?

Yeah! The black! And when your helmet is waxed and shined and polished!? You're so shiny!

Darth Vader: That's true. Anyways, who will you choose?

Uuuhhhh... uuuhhhh...

Anakin
Obi-Wan
Legolas
Aragorn
Sam
Merry
Pippin
Frodo
Faramir
Fives
Waxer
Spider-Man
Four (Divergent)
Thorin
Kíli
Fíli

Darth Vader: Maybe you should choose someone who isn't dead. Or married.

Oh hey, good idea!

....

Anakin became Vader then died as Anakin... Obi-Wan was killed by Vader... Fives died... Waxer died... Aragorn married Arwen then eventually died... Faramir married Éowyn then eventually died, most likely... Pippin got married and had a son named Faramir... Frodo went to Valinor... Thorin... died... Kíli... died... Fíli... died... only know Four from the first movie... Spider-Man is amazing! But I know spoilers from Infinity War... Merry... also gets married if I'm not mistaken. Sam gets married and has kids... um, Legolas doesn't, but he travels to Valinor with Gimli after building a boat. Will Turner is married... Spock! Is taken by Nyota Uhura... Tuvok is married... Data is an android... Odo and Kira become a couple, sooooo Odo is not an option... ALL THE GOOD CHARACTERS ARE EITHER DEAD OR TAKEN!

Okay. Greatest looking male among these characters!

Wait... Anakin, or Obi-Wan, or Thorin... Aragorn... Faramir... Legolas... Spock... I've always had a thing for pointy ears... so...

Uuuummmm...

I'm going with Legolas! And Thorin... Aragorn... Obi-Wan... Anakin... Spock... Faramir...

Darth Vader: Just one.

Uuuuhhhhh...

Darth Vader: Pick one.

I GOT IT! I'll pick ONE from The Hobbit, ONE from The Lord of the Rings, and then ONE for Star Wars, and ONE for Star Trek!

Darth Vader: Liar.

What?

Darth Vader: I watched you download all of this gifs. You chose one for Star Trek, The Hobbit, and now Doctor Who, but not for The Lord of the Rings or Star Wars.

Oh. OOPS!

I forgot how much I adored Spock...🖖 😍

THAT FACE! THAT SMILE! OH MY GOODNESS! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Legolas and Aragorn— I love their brotherly love so much! 😍😍😍😍 Both of them are some of the most handsome men in Middle-Earth! Well, handsome Dúnedan and Elf... 😂

Now The Doctor!

Ani and Obi!

I love how Obi-Wan looks over at Anakin when they both see Ahsoka, knowing that his best friend and brother has a whole mix of emotions going on! 😭

And ONTO SPOCK!!!!!!

Darth Vader: This is still two.

IS NOT! YOUNG SPOCK MAY BE FROM AN ALRERNATE UNIVERSE, BUT THEY— *Gimli voice*— STILL ONLY COUNT AS ONE!

He thought he killed Kirk (long story for those who don't know and it involves the disturbing Pon Farr), and his reaction when he discovers Kirk is alive is AWESOME! He grinned from pointed ear to pointed ear, if I remember right, he grasped Kirk by the arms, and then he quickly stopped smiling when he realized he wasn't being very Vulcan, and when he realized Bones was there! 😂😂😂😂

He's smiling at Nyota... she began singing to his music playing, and he then turned to her with that smile... he looked flirtatious! Sadly, that's the only time you really see him do that. Other times, the rare times he and Nyota speak, he's being serious... 😭

Kirk's reaction to this... is priceless... 😂 And Spock murmurs her name, so Kirk was like:

Kirk: Her name's Nyota?
Spock: I have no comment on the matter.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Okay, now I'm done.

...on GodismyDD, I used to have a Fanfiction on Spock and Uhura. I liked it, other people liked it, but then my writing style improved, and I got stuck at one point, so I took it down to work on it again. Guess what? I still haven't...

Darth Vader: You need to. Many people seemed to like it.

Yeah... I'll finish my Hobbit and Lord of the Rings ones, then I will start that project up again!

Also, for those who don't know, I've not been on much or roleplaying because I've felt horrible all week. Since Monday. We found out that I've got food poisoning... yay... but I'm doing better today. More color is in my face and I've not vomited today. Would my Christian pals mind praying that I'm back to normal soon, please? I've not eaten since... I'm not even sure when.

Also, most of this was prewritten, as have most of the previous chapters. So I've been updating these, but I've not been writing them. XD Haven't been feeling well enough.