Not quite sure how this works— I was tagged by @Buttertech, and this tag was made and done by @LidsLestrange. Buuut it's The Lord of the Rings, soooo I'm gonna do it!

Darth Vader: One is favorite character.

Legolas, Aragorn, Sam, Frodo, Merry, Pippin, Elrond, Arwen, Galad—

Darth Vader: Just one...

...Celeborn, Lúthien—

Darth Vader: The Silmarillion doesn't count, and just pick one.

FIIIINE!

Legolas and Aragorn.

Darth Vader: That's two...

And that's all I'm narrowing it down to! One does not simply pick ONE favorite character!

Darth Vader: *shakes head* Two is your favorite quote.

O.O Just... one... favorite... quote? ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY PICK ONE!

Fine, I'll choose the poem that Bilbo wrote about Aragorn, because it's beautiful! Also, I took that fourteen personalities quiz by Myer-Briggs (Myers-Biggs... um, whatever it's called!), and I found out I'm the same personality type as Tolkien (and that quiz is SCAREY ACCURATE! It's free even though it's a professional test thing!), and it had that quote! And I felt part of it fit me in some way, I dunno. XD Anyways, it goes,

"All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king." ~Bilbo [about Aragorn]
~Poem By J.R.R. Tolkien~

Darth Vader: Now for your ship.

What's with all the difficult questions here!? Sheesh! Fine, if I just pick one, I'll choose the one I'm obsessed with at the moment and go with Faramir and Éowyn. XD I'm too obsessed with Legolas and Aragorn as a BROTP (brotherly one true pairing, brothers at heart, platonic soulmates, bestest of friends) to be all gah gah over Aragorn and Arwen at the moment, even though they are adorable! XD

Darth Vader: What is your favorite scene?

Sheesh, another toughie... I'll just go with Aragorn's entire coronation scene in The Return of the King. XD

Darth Vader: Who's your favorite member of the Fellowship?

Um, all but Boromir. 😂 But also Boromir in the end!

Darth Vader: Just one...

FINE! Out of men, Aragorn. Out of elves, Legolas. Out of Hobbits, Sam. And Merry. And Pippin. And Frodo.

Darth Vader: -_-

... Just... just one? But... but I can't... I can't do it! I JUST CAN'T! ...

I'll go with Aragorn for now, if I must! Humph! *crosses arms and rolls eyes* Though I've been super into Aragorn lately, so Aragorn is accurate.

Darth Vader: Your favorite Hobbit is the next one.

OOOOOHHHH YAY! OKAY! FRODO, SAM, MERRY, AND PIPPIN!

Darth Vader: ...

WHAT!? WHAT?! I CANNOT PICK ONE!

If I can't pick all four of them, then I'll just choose a Hobbit from The Hobbit! So Bilbo! There! Ya happy!?

Darth Vader: Not really.

Okay, um... I'll go with Sam. He's an amazing Hobbit. 😊

Darth Vader: That's more like it. Which character are you most like?

Well, let's see... I always have my nose stuck in a book or I am always writing, I do indeed love the comforts of my home, being warm and cozy... yet I do indeed long for an adventure. I never feel courageous, but in times of need, my courage could probably be awoken... I'm very sneaky and silent, too. You know, I'd have to say I'm very much like Bilbo Baggins!

Darth Vader: I would have to agree. Where would you live?

Either The Shire or Rivendell. Probably The Shire, since it's peaceful, and I'd then choose to vacation at Rivendell or just visit a lot. XD

Darth Vader: Had a feeling. Now all you have to do is tag five accounts.

Oaker daisies!

SuperiorGhost
Elvenjediofnarnia17
IsilwenofRivendell
NightSTaR453
Silentx13

And, I found a couple memes that I know Elven would love!

Oooohhhh yeah, baby! I don't blame Disney at all for my high expectations of men. Tolkien indeed is the one to blame. 😏😏😏😏😏😏