Me: 27?

Darth Vader: Yep.

Me: Why?

Darth Vader: It's a countdown.

Me: To what?

Darth Vader: You know what.

Me: I don't feel like doing math!

Darth Vader: All you have to do is subtract 3 from 30.

Me: Okay.... 27....

Darth Vader: What's in 27 days, brainless woman?

Me: You're mean. I'm not answering you. *crosses arms*

Darth Vader: *sighs* Obi-Wan, could you talk to her? She's being ridiculous right now.

Me: And you're being mean!

Obi-Wan: Both of you are in a mood and need to calm down.

Maul: I'm about ready to tear your mouths off. I'm trying to take a nap!

Savage: He's grouchy when he doesn't get his nap.

Me: What is he, a baby? Oh, wait, he is quite the babe! Hehe.... 😍

Windu: Don't you already have a thing for Vader?

Yoda: Have a thing for Obi-Wan she also does.

Maul: She has a crush on any cute male character. *rolls eyes*

Me: But Vader is my above all favorite! 😍😍😍😍😍😍 But Obi-Wan is hot.... Maul is plain awesome.... Luke is A CUTE LIL CINNAMON ROLL!!!!!!

Vader: You're crushing on not only me, but my son...?

Me: .... Apparently. But Vader is my obsession! Han is awesome, too, though....

Han: Taken by the Princess.

Me: YOU TWO ARE PERFECT TOGETHER! JUST LIKE ANAKIN AND PADMÉ!

Padmé: Then why do you crush on Ani? *crosses arms*

Leia: She crushes on Han, too, yet still thinks we're perfect for each other.

Me: Same goes for Han and Leia!

Vader: *huffs* I'm finished with the unnecessary chat.

Me: Alright! We'll end the chapter.

Han: So, what is in 27 days?

Me: Not telling! The readers will have to guess. 😏😜😂😊