Maul: Why the exclamation point?

Me: Because!

Maul: Because...?

Me: I dunno, just because I can. And the first chapter was '27!', so I need to put an exclamation mark or my slight OCD might act up!!

Maul: You are a sad, strange little.... woman.

Me: Hahahaha! You've been watching Toy Story! I thought the great and powerful Sith Assassin didn't watch TV? *crosses arms and smirks*

Maul: Oh, shush.

Me: Heh, you like Disney! And you now are Disney! ....*cries*

Maul: -_- *sticks finger in mouth then sticks finger in my ear*

Me: *shrieks* AGH! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? NOW I HAVE MALE ZABRAK COOTIES!!!!!!!!! YOU BETTER NOT HAVE BEEN EATING RAW MEAT BEFORE YOU DID THAT!!!!

Maul: *smirks and crosses arms* You're welcome.

Me: ANOTHER DISNEY REFERENCE! AND I'M GONNA GO GET SIDIOUS YOU BULLY! *runs off*

Maul: *growls* That's an empty threat! GET BACK HERE! *gives chase*

Me: YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME! *turns to see that Maul has disappeared*

Maul: *sneaks up on me and gives me another wet willy*

Me: *screams because that startled me greatly*

Maul: *bursts into laughter*

The wet willy suggestion was given by ARC_Trooper_Fives!

Darth Vader: *laughs* Maul? Giving you wet willies? That's hilarious.

Me: Is not....

Yoda: 26 days to Elisabeth's birthday, it is. A new challenge she has.

Obi-Wan: Those who don't know her age must guess how old she will be turning on the 30th. Whoever does gets to choose what happens between any Star Wars character and her in one of the countdown chapters.