Darth Vader: More exclamation points, I see. You're always so.... happy.

Me: And you rarely are! Lighten up, would ya?

Darth Vader: *rolls eyes* I suppose I could try.

Me: NO! TRY NOT! DO, OR DO NOT! THERE IS NO TRY! Obi-Wan told you not to TRY it, but you did, and YOU GOT BURNED IN THE END!

Darth Vader: -_- .... Thank you so much for the reminder. *sarcasm*

Me: Heh.... oops.... sorry. >.<

Darth Vader: You like to use that face when you feel bad, when you're embarrassed, when you're nervous, or when you're feigning all of the above emotions. Amazing how you earthlings find such ways to communicate.

Me: Uuuhhhh.... thanks...?

Darth Vader: What is the purpose of this chapter?

Me: Oh, uh, counting down the days until I'm- well, I can't say how old! Y'all have to guess!

Darth Vader: Yippee.

Me: Now I'm thinking of Little Ani.... and now older Ani.... and now even older Ani.... and now.... now.... DARTH VADER! MY BABY!!!!

Darth Vader: .... I have no idea how to respond to that.

Maul: I wouldn't either, she's such a weird lady.

Me: Yeah.... I am....

Maul: See? She agrees. Weird. Goodbye. *leaves*

Me: That was.... strange. But not as strange as me!!

~Awkward Silence~

Me: .... But maybe I really am weird. And not in the good way.

Darth Vader: *looks at me* Why do you say that?

Me: It's just.... I am almost- well, I can't say how old. But I still act childish. Not in the immature and bad way (occasionally so, but I'm working on it, you know), but just childish, whereas others younger than me are already so grown up. I feel as if they'll wonder if I'm mental simply because of how I act. *gets down in the dumps*

Darth Vader: *puts arm on my shoulder* Don't let anyone make you think that. Doesn't the Bible say we're to have childlike faith? And you're like that. You behave as a child at times, and your faith is.... well, pretty strong, as your friends have said.

Me: Yeah.... true.... but some gave great faith and act their age.

Darth Vader: *gently hugs me* Just be yourself, no matter what, alright?

Me: *silently thinks a moment* Alright, you're right. For once. *smirks playfully*

Darth Vader: Ha Ha, very funny. *playfully messes my hair up*

Me: AGH! MY HAIR!

Darth Vader: Me messing it up didn't make it look that much different. *smirks*

Me: You're mean.... *laughs* But you're right! If I was a Disney Princess, I'd be Belle with Merida's hair! 😂

Darth Vader: *chuckles* You would be. *uses the softest tone his vocoder will allow* But, it's your hair; it's you. Just like your personality is. Never stop being you.

The suggestion for a Elisabeth x Vader moment was ChristianFangirl1219's! She ships him with me.... people on my GodismyDD account do the same....

Vader: I'm way too old for you, and I'm dead.

That doesn't stop shippers, Vader. We can never stop them. They're far more powerful than any Sith Lord. O.O