
24!
Me: 24 days! Just another day at the moment, it'll be that way until probably a week until my birthday, then I'll start getting excited. 😂
Maul: *throws a snowball at me*
Me: IT ISN'T SNOWING! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT!?
Maul: If you will look outside, you will see that we have somehow arrived on Alderaan. It's freezing....
Me: How did we get to a destroyed planet, and why are you throwing snowballs if you're so cold?
Maul: Ask your 'The Doctor' friend, and because if I'm cold, everyone else is going to be, too. *throws snowball at Vader*
Vader: I find your lack of maturity disturbing.
Maul: I find your lack of flesh disturbing.
Obi-Wan: Alright, for once, I must say that Maul's comeback was a good one.
Me: *throws snowball at Vader*
Vader: Be careful! Don't hit the life support buttons on the chest plate!
Maul: *smirks* Afraid you'll stop breathing? That's what I want to happen.... *goes to attack Vader but is hit in the face with a snowball*
Sidious: Now you will experience the full power of a snowball fight! *uses Force to create snowball after snowball and sends an entire barrage of them to everyone*
Me: AGH! THAT IS COLD! I AM NOT EVEN OUTSIDE YET GUYS!!!!!
Vader: *smirks and throws a snowball in my hair*
Me: MY HAIR IS WET NOW! WHY!? WHY ANI!?
Vader: You know you love me.
Me: Do I? ....Yes. Yes I do. BUT YOU ARE GONNA DESERVE WHAT'S COMING NEXT! *throws snowballs at his helmet*
Vader: Not the eye lenses! *covers eyes in defense*
Me: YES THE EYE LENSES! MWAHAHAHA!
Vader: Your evil laugh needs work.
Me: At least I have one. 😏
Maul: Ooooooooo, burn!
Me: He already did. 😏
Vader: That's it, you're going to lose this snowball fight!
Me: Don't try it! I have the high ground! *steps up onto snow mound, still inside*
Vader: Sometimes, I really don't like you.
Me: 😏 But you love me.
Vader: *smiles in fond amusement* That is very true.
Maul: Gross. *throws snowball at both of us.
Yoda: Destroy you all I will! *is snowing throwbacks crazily just as Sidious was, though is faster*
Obi-Wan: *blinks* That's.... uncharacteristic.
Luke: That's basically how he was when I met him. *shrugs* Seems normal to me.
Leia: *flinches when Han shoves snow down her shirt* Why you- nerfherder! *throws snowballs at him*
Luke: You're gonna get it how, Han!
Han: Kid, help me out!
Chewbacca: *shoves snow down Han's back*
Han: Hey!
Leia: What? You can dish it but you can't take it?
Han: Listen here, Princess-
Vader: Do be careful how you speak to my daughter, Solo. Besides, you started it. *smirks beneath helmet*
Me: Yeah.... I'm siding with Vader on this one!
Luke: You always side with him, don't you?
Me: Uh, no! That's why we argue so much- or used to. I only tolerate the choking! *crazy maniacal cackling before I get hit in the face with a snowball* AGH! MY GLASSES! WHY YOU ALL SO BLURRY!? Why is everything white!? AGH!
Vader: *puts glasses back on my face* Now you can see, chill out.
Me: YAY! MY VISION HAS BEEN RESTORED! *hugs Vader tight*
Vader: You're ridiculous.... *murmurs but doesn't push me away*
Maul: *throws another snowball at me as hard as he can*
Me: OUCH! That's it Zabrak! *throws snowball at his face*
Maul: Watch the horns!
Me: THEN BEHAVE! Target someone else for once!!
Maul: I don't want to risk getting half frozen. *gives Kenobi an accusing look*
Sidious: *suddenly throws snowballs everywhere, creating a blizzard* UNLIMITED POWERRRRRR!
The snowball fight was suggested by CommanderDiamondShot !
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