I stood in front of the elven king Thranduil "Hello your highness" I said "*snickers* someone has manners unlike your uncle" he said "your son said you could give me a room to stay in" I cut straight to the point "and why would I do that" he asked "because I am the best friend of your daughter-in-law" I said "oh fine but-" he started but I cut him off "let my family go" I said "and what are you prepared to give to me" he asked "you name it" I said "you have to................" he started "spit it out elf" I spat "marry me" he said "oh h*ll no I would never marry a stuck-up-half-witted-scruffy-looking-nerf-herder! You son of a b***h" I said "put her in the dungeon" he said and I was pulled or dragged if you may away from the king.

A/N wow Mili has Thorin's short fuse sorry for the cursing but I thought it would be a smidge better to show how mad she was I mean I would be too but she should have not said that so now she's in the dungeon. Good job Mili