Originally posted on Elemeno's oneshots on June 14, 2015. This was already deleted there.

I'm just gonna make fun of the changes that has gone through with Elemeno since she started writing fanfiction and when she started getting views from people not named PoreeCookie.

The comments will be in bold.

Enjoy...the COMMENTS!!!

-Milani

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Milani: Hey guys! Welcome to another...not a oneshot.

Drew: Woo.

Gary: YEAH!

Milani: So...first off, I want to say that this book has reached 4K reads! (This book only has 100 something reads. XD. The oneshot book has already reached 14K!)

Gary and Drew: *pops confetti*

Milani: Thank you guys so much for your support! It is highly appreciated. (STILL THANKFUL OF THE SUPPORT!!!)

Gary: So...what will we discuss today?

Milani: We shall discuss about...the very soul of most oneshot books...shippings! (And now there's a whole book about this.)

Gary: Cool!

Milani: And we will focus on the anime shippings only.

Gary: WAIT? If it's anime, then Leafy and I aren't there. (Remember Yandere Gary??? You don't see him that often lately.)

Milani: Oh well.

Drew: Anyway...what will be our basis?

Milani: The shippings we will discuss are the ones listed under the popular anime ships on bulbapedia.

Gary: Okay.

Drew: But...we might add.

Gary: Include Leafgreenshipping!

Milani: Ok...so we will rotate. It will be Milani, Drew, and then Gary.

Drew: Okay.

Milani: First off...we have Advanceshipping. Anyone in the room ships this?

Drew: I don't.

Gary: Of course you don't Drew.

Milani: So...yeah...Advanceshipping is the shipping between Ash and May. Personally...I don't like this ship. I like Ash and May as friends, but that's it. BTW, if you see me do an Advanceshipping story, it's probably just a prank.

Gary: A little trivia. In Milani's (Elemeno's. Those were times when Elemeno and Milani were like one person. They're not. Elemeno is the real person. Milani is the OC counterpart.) notebook of ideas, she planned a oneshot called Blank Space and it was supposed to be Advanceshipping. It turns out that the story is just titled and it is literally a blank space.

Milani: I thought of it as an April Fools' joke...but I thought of it a few days after April 1st.

Gary: Oh well...

Drew: The next shipping is Amourshipping which is the shipping between Ash and Serena. This ship, for Milani (and Elemeno), is acceptable, but of course we prefer something else. Serena basically has a crush on Ash, but that's it.

Milani: Well...Amourshipping is my second favorite Ash shipping. I (Elemeno) can do oneshots for this ship...I mean I've (Elemeno has) done one already. (Light Up My World)

Gary: Ok...next shipping is Appealshipping which is the shipping between Dawn and Zoey. Ok...this book does not support girlxgirl and boyxboy shippings (PROBABLY THE BIGGEST CHANGE OF ALL. WE FULLY SUPPORT YAOI AND YURI JUST AS MUCH AS STRAIGHT SHIPS. ELEMENO WRITES BOYxBOY NOW!!! GIRLxGIRL WILL ALSO HAPPEN SOON!!!!)...so yeah. But basically...Zoey is the main rival of Dawn. Yup...next ship.

Milani: Oh kay. The next shipping will be...ooohhhhhh...something a bit similar to Appealshipping.

Drew: What's the difference?

Milani: This one is boyxgirl.

Gary: Cool. Is it like a rivalry shipping too?

Milani: Yup. *grins widely*

Drew: I think I know this one.

Milani: So...a while ago, I discussed one of my least favorite shippings, but this time, we have my OTP! Let's talk about Contestshipping. It is the pairing between Drew and May...if you guys didn't already know considering half of the oneshots here are about this shipping.

Gary: I love this ship.

Drew: Me too.

Milani: Guys...Drew himself is a Contestshipper. (HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE)

Drew: Guilty as charged. (CAN SOMEONE RECORD THIS????)

Milani: Drew...this will be posted you know. (Deleted, and now posted again.)

Drew: oh snap. (HAHA. DREW!!!!)

Milani: Anyway...why do I like Contestshipping? Well...I don't know...I just do. They have dynamic and connection. (YES THEY DO. AHHHHH!!!!)

Gary: YES!

Drew: Okay...the next shipping is Eldershipping which is a shipping between Professor Oak and Delia Ketchum. You won't see us making a oneshot about this. (Yeah...still not a fan of this one.)

Gary: This feels weird honestly.

Milani: This ship actually has a good amount of followers.

Gary: Dude, you know how weird it is my gramps and Mrs. Ketchum ended up together?

Milani: Explain.

Gary: Well...if they get married, Ash technically becomes my step-uncle.

Drew: Step-uncle?

Gary: Well...it is my grampa and his mom. So...if they get together, she'll become my stepgrandma, and her son, who is Ash, becomes an uncle.

Milani: That is freaky. (Especially if PalletShipping gets to happen.)

Gary: Anyway...next shipping is Luckshipping which is the shipping between Brock and Lucy. I don't we'll be writing about this one either, but it is an okay shipping. Maybe you'll see one, maybe you won't.

Milani: I do plan on making a Brock oneshot sometime soon. I just don't know with whom. (Elemeno already did one with Suzy!) With the concept I'm planning, though, it can't be Lucy. It has to be with someone who won't like him back. Eh. Too many to choose from.

Drew: Okay...moving on.

Milani: Next shipping we have is Negaishipping which is the shipping between Ash and Iris. Don't expect me to write anything about this at all. (THERE'S ACTUALLY A NEGAISHIPPING ONESHOT IN THE ONESHOT BOOK NOW. Although that was from the Choose the Number challenge.)

Drew: Next is Palletshipping which is the shipping between Ash and Gary. We love their bromance, but that's it. Just bromance. (Drew, this is why you didn't become the president of the Palletshipping Guild.) Don't expect a oneshot about this from us. (PALLETSHIPPING IS MY FAVORITE YAOI FROM THE ANIME NOW!!!)

Gary: Yup. Next is Pearlshipping which is the shipping between Ash and Dawn. Again...don't expect this from us. (This is still true. Unless there's another challenge.)

Milani: Next one is Pokeshipping which is the shipping between Ash and Misty. If you loved Gen 1, this is probably your OTP. Their relationship is just cute since they bicker, and yet they're best friends.

Drew: Yup.

Milani: I love this ship.

Drew: Ok...next one is Rocketshipping which is the ship between Jessie and James. We actually ship this...it's just that we can't think of a topic. That's all.

Gary: And finally...we have Wishfulshipping which is the ship between Cilan and Iris. Although we haven't done a Wishfulshipping fic, we actually support this ship. (There's also a WishfulShipping story in the oneshot book now. This is still not heavily shipped by us.)

Milani: I totally ship them, but I just can't think of a story.

Drew: So...that's it?

Milani: Let's add! Um...Admirationshipping.

Drew: No.

Milani: Ok...next one...Cavaliershipping which the shipping between Dawn and Gary. Honestly, this is my second or third ship for Dawn. I really liked the parts where Dawn likes Gary's 'poetry'. That is why if the Warriors win the NBA Finals, you can expect this pairing for a oneshot.

Gary: Right...but either way we're doing the Milani and Jace oneshot. (The moment when you realized that the Warriors did win the championship, so the Cavaliershipping story still happened. And yet, so was the one about me and Jace.)

Milani: Are you sure that Jace will be the winner of that voting thing of yours? Didn't some other people vote for others? (I didn't believe that Nameshipping was that strong.)

Drew: According to the latest comments, even those who voted for someone else now ships you and Jace. (GOSH GUYS. THIS IS WHY JACE STUCK AROUND IN THE FIRST PLACE. HE WOULD HAVE BEEN GONE IF THE SHIP DIDN'T EXIST.)

Gary: Milani, it has to be done. The readers are requesting it big time.

Drew: As of late, readers are commenting more about you two than Contestshipping.

Milani: The next shipping is Geekchicshipping which is the shipping between Clemont and Serena. The shipping is okay, but I'm not making a big deal about it. I might do this ship in the future, but I'm not yet sure. (Still not done, but Elemeno told me that one of her first oneshot ideas for the 2016 book will be Geekchic.)

Drew: So...who's your main ship for Clemont and Serena?

Milani: I don't have a main ship for them...so Geekchic will do.

Gary: Of course.

Milani: Next up is Ikarishipping. Yup. This one isn't in the list of the popular anime ships. So...this one is the shipping between Paul and Dawn. At first, I wasn't too big about this ship. I used to be a Penguinshipper, honestly. But...thanks to fanfiction, I became an Ikarishipper. (By 'I', I meant Elemeno. But I guess the same applies to me. Whatever Elemeno feels is what the people of the Elemenoverse feel.)

Gary: How come?

Milani: The first ever fanfiction I've (Elemeno) read (as in a story) is entitled The Ash Connection. It is by a user named I Am Lu. It is found on fanfiction.net () (I STILL RECOMMEND THE STORY.)

Drew: Cool.

Milani: I haven't read much the sequel...but the original story is good. That book is the reason why I became an Ikarishipper.

Drew: Okay...anymore ships?

Milani: We're done...I guess.

Gary: Leafgreen!

Drew: Wait...how about other shippings you like but haven't mentioned?

Milani: Well...I've done Hypershipping already. Oh BTW...in the Ash Connection, Barry and Bianca are actually cousins.

Drew: Awkward...

Milani: Yeah...

Drew: Wait...what's the main ship in that story?

Milani: Pokeshipping...but it also has Contestshipping, Ikarishipping, Wishfulshipping, Leafgreenshipping...and I think it also supports Soulsilvershipping.

Drew: Soulsilvershipping?

Milani: A ship between Silver and Lyra. I'm not yet familiar with the shipping, so I can't make a oneshot about it. (A oneshot was also done with this ship. The main Elemeno ship for Silver is PreciousMetal, though.)

Drew: Yeah. You need to mix things up a bit in your oneshots.

Milani: So...that's about it.

Gary: WAIT!!! ANNOUNCEMENT!

Milani: Gary, please don't tell them to vote again. (I had so many issues with that vote thing. I don't even know why.)

Gary: No I won't. We all know that everyone ships you and Jace! (I don't even know anyone anymore who still ships me with someone else.)

Milani: Great...

Gary: So...readers...we've tried to formulate a shipping name for them, but none. So...we'll let you think and then we'll choose! (Back when the ship name didn't have a name. Ship name didn't have a name. What the heck? Too much 'name.' HOLY MOLY NOW NAMESHIPPING MAKES EVEN MORE SENSE...what the heck did I just say???)

Drew: Yup! So leave in the comments the shipping name you can suggest for Milani and Jace. (NAMESHIPPING)

Milani: bye. (Yeah...bye!)