Originally written: 07/29/2015

Intended for: Stuck with them Pokemon Peeps

This is unedited, so yeah. YOLO.

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For today...Milani is in her room. She's in front of her laptop as she planned on some stories and also some papers she needs to submit by the end of the week.

And here she is...procrastinating as always.

So...she decided to play some online middle school-ish games.

She didn't really know how to call them. I didn't know how to call them either. I think they're called pen and paper games?

So...

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Milani: Okay...I am too lazy. Hmm...how about I play some MASH? Hihi...why the heck not? Hmm...I think I should go online instead. I don't want to use a pen and paper where the guys might see it. That would suck. Oh. And to be safe...incognito mode. Haha!

First thing I need to list...crushes?

Hmmm....

Calum Hood...duh. I don't know who else to add....uh...what the heck. This is only a game. So we have Calum, Ash, Paul, Gary and....Jace.

The memories of last time's truth or dare...I don't know how to explain them.

Next...cars?

Limo, tour bus, train, ice cream cart and a minivan.

Colors...simple. Pink, blue, red, green and purple.

Numbers? Uh...7, 0, 3, 1 and...uh...88.

Places? Um...LaRousse City, Pallet Town, Ecruteak City, Lumiose City and Veilstone City.

Jobs? Hmm...a Pokémon Master, Pokémon Breeder, Pokémon Doctor, a bassist or a singer.

Hmm...magic number? I think 13. Haha. Whatever.

Let's rock this thing.

(le time skip until she gets her results)

WTF?!

So...apparently...I met Gary (ew) and got married (double ew). I moved to Veilstone City and lived in an apartment. I had 7 children with him (ew). I drove around a purple tour bus. I worked as a singer.

Well...that sucks. 13 is not my lucky number after all.

Hmm...maybe...no...16.

I'll go for 16.

Hm...I got Calum this time. Yay. I moved to Pallet Town and lived in a shack...uh. I'm gonna have one kid and I will drive around a pink train. I will work as a bassist. Hmm...okay?

One more time.

Luckiest of all lucky numbers.

Seven.

Never mind...seven is not a lucky number. I got Gary (EW) and we'll have 88 kids (EWW). At least I get a limo and I get to be a Pokémon Master.

UGH.

One last time.

Lucky number is...14.

I think 14 is a very lucky number.

So...I got Calum again. Yay. He moves to LaRousse and we live in a mansion. Heck yes. I will have 88 kids. Okay...that's not possible. Maybe by 88 kids...we'll have 4 kids and 84 puppies. I don't know. I have a pink minivan and I work as a bassist.

Okay.

This is only a game. No big deal.

Next game!

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I think this one is incomplete?

Hey...at least I have something to post in this account.

Elemeno out!

Milani: HEY! THIS IS MY ACCOUNT!

Elemeno: I have access. HA!