Drew: Hello.

Milani: MIRACULOUS! SIMPLY THE BEST! UP TO THE TEST WHEN THINGS GO WRONG!

Jace: Alrighty then.

Milani: What if the Pokemon Peeps are characters from Miraculous Ladybug?

Drew: Oh come on now.

Milani: Obviously, Drew will be Adrien.

Drew: Is that a good thing?

Milani: YES, Andrew. It's a good thing.

Drew: Okay then.

Milani: if you don't want it, then Ash.

Drew: Uh.

Milani: AND THEN...AND THEN...May gets to be Marinette. Chloe...uh...maybe Brianna could be Chloe? I don't know. Brianna sounds more like Sabrina, though.

Jace: Okay...

Drew: How about you and Jace be the leads instead? I'm imagining Jace in a cat suit right now.

Jace: Miraculous.

Milani: But then we have to wear contacts and stuff.

Drew: I still have to wear a wig.

Milani: We could just dye your hair blond.

Drew: I like my green hair, thank you very much.

Milani: Hmm...Dawn gets to Alya. Hmm...maybe Misty? And Ash gets to be Nino?

Jace: Enough of the Ladybug, Melanie.

Milani: MIRACULOUS!

Drew: So...what exactly are we gonna do today?

Jace: I don't know.

Drew: Wait...why am I here?

Milani: We need a Pokemon Peep here.

Drew: Where are the others?!

Ash: *enters* Did someone call for a Pokemon Peep?

Drew: He'll do.

Milani: K.

Drew: So...what are we gonna do?

Ash: Have you guys seen Gary?

Drew: He's been missing in action since Gary Talks.

Ash: Gary. *sad face*

Drew: Ash, I know you miss him.

Ash: I DON'T MISS HIM!

Drew: That's okay, sad boy.

Milani: Aww.

Jace: Again, what are we gonna do?

Drew: Should we just schedule another Not Gary Talks?

Jace: Nah.

Drew: Gary Talks was actually a hit.

Milani: Let's just continue the discussion of the Pokemon Peeps as characters in Miraculous Ladybug.

Drew: How old are you, Milani?

Milani: MIRACULOUS LADYBUG IS A SHOW FOR ALL AGES!

Ash: GASP! You watch it too? I love that show!

Milani: OH MY GOSH, ASH! We're now besties!

Drew: Hey! I'm your bestie!

Milani: I'm sorry, but best friendship over!

Drew: We've been best friends since we were babies!

Jace: Yikes.

Ash: Drew has got to be Chat Noir.

Drew: I thought I was gonna be this Adrien guy?

Ash: They're the same person! Well, maybe Gary should be Chat. Maybe Gary should be Adrien instead.

Milani: Then who gets to be Marinette?

Ash: Never mind. Actually, I think the Nameship makes a perfect Adrienette / LadyNoir / Ladrien / Marichat.

Jace: Huh?

Ash: It's 4 different ships about the same two people.

Milani: Yeah, how about no?

Ash: Then Mona gets to be Chloe!

Milani: Mona? Who is this Mona?

Ash: Remember the betch Mona?

Milani: Who?

Drew: The betch who tried to ruin the Nameship!

Jace: Who?

Knock knock

???: Hey, hey! Oh Jacey! It's you!

Drew: I told you she existed!

Hau: I tried to stop her from entering, but she wouldn't listen!

Mona: I missed you!

Jace: I'm sorry, but who are you?

Mona: Jace! We went to elementary school together!

Jace: Sorry, I don't remember my irrelevant classmates.

Mona: But Jace!

Milani: Soooo.

Jace: Look, Mona. I don't like seeing you. At all. You're a super cool girl. You know that. You probably want to go for someone else.

Mona: But you're so talented! You cook, bake, sing, play the bass. You know how to take care of Pokemon! You're smart.

Ash: You loyal, I appreciate you.

Mona: Oh shut up, Ashy!

Ash: Hey! Only Gary calls me Ashy!

Mona: Whatever. Oh Jace! You're also so handsome! Your new haircut suits you. It's nice to see more of your face! Ah! And your glasses!

Ash: I thought you didn't like people with poor eyesight.

Mona: Oh he's an exemption!

Milani: Gee thanks.

Mona: Awww, Melanie! Don't be so salty. I know you wished that you were as hot as me.

Milani: Hey, don't go Pussycat Dolls on me.

Hau: I'm just here.

Jace: Mona, I don't like you.

Mona: I like you too.

Milani: Are you deaf?

Mona: At least I'm not a loser, Melanie.

Milani: It's Milani.

Mona: Fine, Melanie.

Jace: STOP CALLING HER MELANIE. Only I can do that.

Milani: Says who?!

Jace: Says me.

Milani: Ugh. Can we just make the prick go away?

Mona: I'm not a cactus! I'm a delicate flower!

Milani: Ugh.

Jace: Mona, please. You're not welcomed here.

May: *enters with a tree trunk* WHO IS SHE?!

Drew: O-O She's strong

Mona: I'm Mona, dear.

May: YOU, MONA. GET OUT! You're in the way of the Nameship!

Mona: I'm not going anywhere. Sheesh, you guys don't know what Jacey needs.

Jace: Please stop calling me that.

Milani: What exactly does he need?

Jace: Probably oxygen, a balanced meal

Mona: I can make all the caramel cakes you want!

Jace: You can bake?

Mona: I can!

Jace: I still don't care.

Mona: UGH.

Milani: Please, can you just-

Mona: Aww, you're jealous!

Milani: Excuse me? Ugh, I have no time for this. *leaves*

Ash: Whelp.

Mona: Aww, what a loser.

Jace: You're the loser.

Drew: So...Jace, you should go talk to her.

Jace: Excuse me. *leaves*

Drew: ...

Ash: ...

Mona: ...

Drew: That should make them confess, right?

Mona: I think so.

Ash: It's still so weird seeing you dressed up as a girl, Gary.

Hau: HUH?!?!

Mona...Gary: Yeeeah. I know Jace will hate me for that, but it's what will bring them together.

Drew: I hope it works.

May: Wait...you guys planned all that?

Drew: Yeah.

May: Idiots. I think she's really upset.

(Meanwhile...)

Milani: *eats some potato chips*

Jace: I thought you stopped eating chips.

Milani: Where's Mona?

Jace: She's with Drew and Ash. Surprised she didn't bother following me.

Milani: Oh.

Jace: Don't be upset, okay.

Milani: I'm not upset.

Jace: Milani, I know when you're upset.

Milani: Wow, you're actually pretty concerned right now.

Jace: Well duh.

Milani: It's nothing.

Jace: Please, just tell me.

Milani: I just hate girls like her. I remember someone like her showing up in my dreams. I just wanted to rip her head off.

Jace: Wow.

Milani: I feel bad for you, having her under your tail.

Jace: Nah, she's not coming back. I'll make sure of that.

Milani: How?

Drew: Milani?

Milani: Hey.

Jace: Why does it look like you got beat up?

Drew: Actually, Ash also got beat up.

Ash: May and Misty did this.

Gary: Yeah. I got beat up too.

Milani: Gary! You're back. And wearing a skirt.

Jace: Wait...did you guys just do all that?! Gary was Mona all this time?

Gary: hi.

Milani: We're not friends anymore, Gary!

Gary: I just wanted to see some Nameship!

Jace: Do you really have to go far and beyond to do that? If you wanted it to happen, then wait for it to happen.

Milani: Huh?

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That's not really what happened to Gary, okay. He didn't run off and just dress up to be a girl and stuff because that's just kinda...what?