Dean: So... What do you need me for?

Seth: Roman Called Me.

Dean: What? Why would he call you?

Sasha: Cause YOU Never charge your phone.

Seth: it's true.

Dean looked at his phone.

Dean: Shit!

Seth: Here Take Mine!

Dean takes Seth's Phone & goes into another room.

Sasha: So What did Roman Want?

Seth: Whatever it is I'm out.

Sasha: Fair Enough.

Dean Dialed Roman's Number.

Dean: Come on Roman Pick Up.

???: Hello, You Reached Target Customer service.

Dean: Oh sorry I must have the wrong number.

Target: It's never the wrong Time for target, your call with Roman can Wait.

Dean: how did you know that-

Target: Here at Target we have deals on all of your favorite items because we made deals with all the big companies, assuring that all your favorite items are only here at Target.

Dean: Can I PLEASE Speak to Roman Fucking Reigns?

Target: No! 😝

Dean Hung up and Threw The Phone at Seth.

Seth: Hey!

The Park....

Dean went to the park where he found Roman Surrounded by A Walking Dick & an Ametuer Pussy.

Dean: Hey Roma-

Roman: Acknowledge Me Ambrose.

Dean: Wut?

Roman: Acknowledge me as your Tribal Chief.

Dean: What is This Crack You're on Roman? And who is This Ametuer Pussy and Walking Dick?

Ametuer Pussy: WHAT YOU SAY TO ME BOI!!!!?????

Roman: Jey Calm Down.

(Jey's First Appearance on This Account Since WWE High School)

Jey: DIS BOI IS AN ASSHOLE!!!

Roman: Believe me I know. Paul, Go get Dean a Pin.

Dean: a Pin? What am I 5 years old?

Roman: I Have news you make a new friend.

Dean: Yeah..... Friend. Wait isn't this book supposed to be named "The Secret"

Roman: Book? What Secret?

Dean: ........... Nothing.

Roman: I AM DE TRIBAL CHIEF AND YOU WILL TELL ME!!!!

Dean: Nope.

He Then Threw himself home.

End of Chapter