LEZ DO DIZ.

1. I am an idiot, so if I don't get a joke right off the bat, it shouldn't be that big of a surprise.

2. I am in love with avocados. They're so dang good.

3. Avocados also helped me win 1st place in the science fair one year. Much love to those avocados. <3

4. I enjoy an occasional bowl of soup.

5. I am taking Spanish and according to this online website I am now 19% fluent so ayeee that's cool.

6. If you introduce me to a good tv show, you won't see me for another week.

7. You could call me the "outgoing" one in my group of quiet friends. Well, when I say quiet I mean extremely loud and annoying as heck friends. Love you guys. :)

8. I accidentally told someone to kill themselves once in October, thinking "kys" meant "kiss".

9. Doughnuts are my weakness.

10. STOP SPELLING DOUGHNUTS WRONG UGGGHHHHH. IT MAKES ME WANT YOU RIP YOUR ARM OFF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR NOSTRIL.

11. I once told a seven year old I would rip his arm off and stick it down his throat. He told his teacher and his teacher was like, "Josie? Yeah right." And I starting laughing. XD

12. Sometimes I really just wanna cuss then I stop myself and say, "No, you're a good child, you can't do that."

13. I like Vocaloid and yes, you may suggest some songs. ^>^

14. I'm very annoying. If you haven't noticed.

15. As much as I "shout" while typing, I don't actually- who am I kidding I'm the loudest person you'll ever know.

16. I'm an attention hog and live off of peoples' attention.

17. I WATCHED ALL THE STEVEN UNIVERSE EPISODES (BOTH SEASONS) WITHIN FOUR DAYS. WHOOPS.

18. I use the excuse, "I didn't have time" a lot, when in reality, I'm just too lazy to do the task.

19. School ends on the 26th of this month so yay.

20. My sister just overheard my nightcore playing and started singing along. And she's all the way across the room. And I have headphones in. IM DEAFENING MYSELF.

21. When I learn a new word or learn what it means, I use it way too much.

22. You know when I'm lying. Just... trust me.

23. I almost gave you guys a face reveal about three weeks ago but I stopped myself. XD

24. Sweet Brown is the bae.

25. I'm never saying bae again.

26. BAE MEANS POOP IN DANISH. THAT MEANS I CALLED POOP "SWEET" AND "BROWN". X,D

27. I'm 5 meters tall.

28. You just realized being 5 meters tall is impossible and I'm laughing at your stupidity. Wait... You already knew that? Uh... Never mind then, I guess.

29. I'm just about as black as snow.

30. I'm bout to eat some Taco Bueno fool. Their tacos are good. ("You're lame!" "This is America stop with your Spanish jokes!")

31. I ACTUALLY KNOW A SPANISH JOKE. GET READY.

QUE HACE UN PEZ? NADA!

HA!

32. This chapter has taken me over two days by now.

33. I recently learned I like cats more than dogs. >=>

34. When I'm in school I refrain from calling my ocs my "ocs" so I call them my friends. People think I'm weird. :>

35. I got asked, "Where are your pants?" over ten times today because my shirt is so long it went over my shorts. XD

36. I have a kitten (you probably knew that) named Henry. :3 PICTURE TIME!

He's a showoff.

37. I have 9 foot long Mettaton legs.

38. I'm in love with Steven Universe. ;-; (tHE SHOW NOT THE CHARACTER)

39. I used to think there were only two languages so when someone spoke a different language on TV I said they were speaking Spanish. XD

40. I made someone punch their bedroom wall once by my fanfic (Just A Big Softy). XD WHOOPS!

41. Sometimes I just randomly cry for no reason whatsoever and I'm like, "No, stop, what are you doing"

42. I'm gettin REAL SICK of doing this chapter and kinda feel bad I haven't updated in 5 days.

43. My main fandoms at the moment are Miraculous Ladybug, Gravity Falls, and Steven Universe.

44. It really frustrates me when people place commas in the wrong spots. For example, when people are listing things they'll be all like:

"Soda, milk and juice"

NO. THERES A COMMA BETWEEN "MILK" AND "AND".

Or even worse:

"Soda milk and juice"

WHHHHAATT. LIKE, ARE YOU STUpid?

COMMAS ARE A THING THAT EXSIST.

45. In my opinion, Cruz dropping out of the race is honestly a really smart move. Now Trump has better chances of becoming president! :D (*slowly watches list of followers decrease*)

46. I don't count Instagram as a social media, yet I do Wattpad.

47. You guys are some of the closest friends I've had in a while. Thank you. ^>^

48. DON'T TRY TO SING ALONG TO THE MUSIC IF YOU CAN'T SING. SINGING OFFKEY IS A HUGE PET PEEVE OF MINE.

49. I woke up to, "WAKE ME UP INSIDE
I CAN'T WAKE UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
SAVE ME" today.

50. I'M HAPPY THIS IS OVER AND THAT I CAN FINALLY POST THINGS. :P