A/N: I am so sorry meh dudes. K have had no internet for like six days, so a bunch of these are gonna be posted. Currently at the time of posting this, I believe no one has actually read this, so I am literally apologizing to nothing. Fun. Any ways, hope ya enjoy.

Tony sighed as he woke up. He was typically reluctant to get out of bed, but today he had a valid reason. He didn't have any conferences. He didn't have any shopping to do. No tours. Nothing. Except she was coming over.           

It wasn't that Tony despised the princess of wakanda, he was actually fascinated with the technology she had created. But when she and he got together, it was a recipe for disaster.

His intern was not bad either. The kid had grown on him. He looked at things from a child's point of view. He didn't think of the cold hard truth of the world, but instead fascinated about anything and everything. This led to some really cool updates to his suit, and the kid's suit as well. The kid was really smart, but shy around many people.

Shuri was the exception. The story involved some obscure reference that neither Tony nor T'Challa could ever remember, but both billionaires knew the date the two kids met by heart. January 28, 2017. That was the day that both billionaire's lives became crazy.

These two crazy kids have made it their life goal that every time that day comes around, they meet up. No matter if they are thousands of miles apart, they spend the day only talking in references. Vines. Star Wars. Super Heroes. YouTube. Everything that can be referanced is. If Peter has school Shuri flies out and greets him the second the clock strikes twelve with a meme. He smiles and responds with a vine. By the time he has showered, brushed his teeth and gotten his bag together, they have referenced all the major vines including, "Look At All Those Chickens," "Sabra Gives You All Your Daily Nutrients, Like 0 Grams of Transfat, and OH MY GOD CHOLESTEROL," "Hurry up we are going to be late. I don't know why you in a big time rush," and other loned from movies including, "'Go away or I am calling the brute squad.' I'm on the brute squad.' ' You are the brute squad.'" others include,"May the force be with you," "If it bleeds we can kill it," "MIRACULOUS!" and the only one Tony could ever remember being "Whatcha doooooooooooing?"

Tony had to drive them to Midtown since the last time they took the Subway, Tony got fines for loitering, failing to comply to rules, disturbing the public, and countless other fines he couldn't recall. So when Tony drops them off each year, he feels a weight being lifted from his chest. The weight previously mentioned, however, is soon replaced with him repeating in his head, "Please don't get suspended. Please don't get suspended. Please don't get suspended."

Peter and Shuri go insane at school on the 28th. So crazy, even Flash stays away from Peter. By the end of school, every vine has been referenced ten times, YouTube videos fifty, memes twenty and movie quotes three hundred sixty nine (they keep track every year).

T'Challa is given the job of picking them up, since Peter was once escorted to Tony from the NYCPD for asking and convincing officers on duty to recreated vines.

Dinner is the calm, since the mini devils are too busy eating to throw things around, scream, punch, and or burn things. Tony and T'Challa both make the largest meals possible on hopes of delaying the inevitable and by trying to get one to pass out from too much food. It has never succeeded.

After dinner is reffered to as The War. Instead of bonding together to have fun with references, they have a meme off. They say as many quotes as quickly as possible. Timed, their record is twenty five thousand seven hundred sixty five quotes, in a single minute. This War tends to last at the shortest thirty minutes.

After that ends, they retreat to re-watch movies and laugh. Once the clock says 12:00, Shuri returns home to wakanda and waits for their next reunion while the older mentors are just glad they made it through another year.