Yamada POV

I'm terrified for my life.

They have spent almost $200 american dollars. I really want to question how Izuku, a 13 year old, got so much american money, but I won't. I want to, but won't. Against my better judgement of course.

"What are you planning?" I question while Eri is trying to convince Izuku to get her a gumball. "I don't know what he's planning, but I want in." Nemuri says while grinning like a fucking psychopath.

"From how much planning the kid is doing, I don't want to be against him." Shota admits. Now I'm even more fucking terrified.

"What are you planning anyways little listener?" I ask. He just grins psychotically. "You'll see." he whispers. "Yeah okay. So, I'm officially going to restrict how much time you spend with Shota. I need one of my kids so be somewhat like me!" I pout.

"Don't worry! I will be! I've just inherited his sociopath tendencies." he beams. "How..." Nemuri starts but chooses to not finish it. "Don't question it." Shota says. Nemuri just raises her hands in defeat and backs off. "I'm like you Papa!" Eri says.

"No. You are more like this scruffy bastard." Izuku says while pointing at Shota. "I feel very betrayed. She is four. Why are you cursing around a four year old?" Shota states. "Bastard? That's a bad word?" he asks, puzzled.

Izuku POV

I didn't know that was a curse word. "Kid. Do you know what a curse word is?" Shota asks. "Yeah. Like fuck and shit. But that's it. Why?" I ask. "Kid. I feel like half of your vocabulary is cuss words." Shota says, sighing heavily. "Sorry." I apologise softly.

Kayama is quick to my side and ruffles my green locks. "Don't worry about it Izu! Where did you learn so many though?" she asked. "One of my b- friends likes to shout them a lot. Makes him cooler or something." I say, catching myself. "What were you going to say instead of friend?" Shota asks.

"I was going to say best friend but we kind of drifted a little after our quirks developed. I was diagnosed as quirkless for the longest time. That kind of effected how he viewed me. We made up we just aren't the same." I explain, bullshitting my whole explanation. I'm not completely lying though.

We were best friends. Before he became an ass. Now that I think about it, I haven't seen him in a while. A couple months. Yes I went to school when I was with them. But I haven't gone since of the break. It's not like I actively go out of my way to see my #1 bully or anything. I'm not that stupid. I'm stupid just not that stupid.

"I'm so used to introducing him as my best friend so it's kind of hard to break that habit." I add. They nod slowly, not seemingly believing me completely but accepts my response. That's a good thing.

I can't have them knowing how weak I truly am. "So what even is the plan?" Nemuri asks.

"Well, I'm going to put all of the fake blood to use. I need either a fake weapon or I need access to your guys' stock of em." I state while looking for a mask. "We can go with the fake one then. I'm not convinced that you even know how to use any of the ones in the room." Shota says quietly.

"There are a lot of things that you don't know about me. For example, I've been trained how to wield knives well and taught decent self defence." I point out.

"Alright. You are going to spend a lot more time with me so I can soften you some." Hizashi says while slinging one of his arms around my shoulders. I just shrugged and nodded. "Aight." I muttered.

"So, is that still a no to real weapons?" I asked, slightly hopeful. "No real weapons." Shota said sternly. "Fine." I huffed. I grabbed two fake yet realistic looking knives. We then proceeded to check out.

Once we checked out, we got back into our respective cars, Nemuri and Eri in one with the two gay men with me and my kitten. We kept driving until we reached their house, obviously.

When we got there, I decided to fill them in on my whole plan. "I need the blonde to help me. The other three, I need you guys to go in and act natural. At different times of course." I explained. "Why is Zashi saying with you?" Shota asks. "I need him to help me set it up." I respond while grabbing something from the car.

"What if he asks about him?" Nemuri asks. "You three are heroes. Come up with something." I said rolling my eyes. "I've got nothing." Shota muttered. "Papa is at the radio station." Eri said happily. "The fact that this toddler can come up with a lie is incredibly sad." I pointed out.

"I wanna stay with Izu!" Er cheered. "You sure?" I ask her. She nods while smiling at me. "This is my little sister and I'm ready to kill someone for her." I announced while picking her up and putting her on my hip. She giggles softly and touches my hair. "It's fluffy!" she squealed. "She's mine." I said while hugging her while stroll holding her.

"I'm changing the plan. You adults better have good acting skills." I said. "Why?" Hizashi asked cautiously. "Because Eri is now apart of the plan." I said while grinning like the devil. "Sho. I'm scared of another one of our kids." Hizashi tells his boyfriend. "You and me both." Shota says quietly. "Oh well. Eri, you ready to scare Toshi?" I asked her. She nodded enthusiastically and grinned. "You've created a monster." Nemuri said slowly.

"Good." I state. "Alright Eri, you ready?" I asked. "Yup!" she giggled. "Come on." I pointed at the only other female. "I have a name." she says while rolling her eyes. "Well I don't know what to call you." I said. "Me and Toshi-Nii call her Auntie Nem or Auntie." Eri said. "You can call me that too if you'd like! If you're not comfortable with that them you can call me Nemuri or Nem." she adds. I nod and set Eri down. "Okay. Well I need your help with this." I said.

"With what?" she asked.

"I need you to help me scare him. I'll explain in a minute." I mumbled. "You two go and act natural." I said while pointing to the gays. They nod and start heading up to their house. They walk in and we grab the stuff and head around back.

"Let's do this."

I'm sorry that this took forever to come out! I've been very busy lately and haven't had a lot of inspiration to continue this. I'm still going to continue, but I'm trying to find a way on how to speed this up to him getting into UA for the story to move along

That's all, hope you guys enjoyed! It's not much but I hope it wasn't too bad!