Fuck I actually AM running out of titles

ayayay 9-9

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(#1: partygirlya)

Sans: Wow, a normal question! Something that isn't as sexual!

Error: ...kids?

Ink: Haha, look, kid, we aren't married yet in this universe, and Paperjam and Gradient are not 'officially' our kids in this universe just yet. Basically, we have no kids in this universe, or we haven't seen them yet!

(#2: littlepixelpup)

G: oh

Fell: <😂> omfg

G: (sighs deeply)

G: (grabs his phone and downloads the Sonic X theme song)

G: (puts a tutu on)

Chess: ...what's the tutu for-?

G: extra effect

G: (clears his throat)

G: g OT TA  g O F a S T (starts dashing around the house)

Fell: <😂> h OLY FUCK (WHEEZING)

Science: (snorting as he records the whole thing)

G: GOTTA GO FASTER, FASTER, FASTER FASTER FASTER DKCKDLSKFODBCLS

Senkiller: ...is it just me, or does 'gotta go fast' sound really sexual?

Sans: (INHALE)

Sans: (EXHALE)

Sans: (curls up into a ball and starts crying)

Senkiller: <6-6> Oh hey look I made another me cry

Senkiller: that's not a good thing but I'm proud??

(#3: Faithatello)

Ink: Oh, I love him a lot!

Error: Oh, more normal-ish questions.

(#4)

Geno: ...

Geno: ...classified.

Geno: Everyone else knows, but the topic is something I don't like going over again.

(#5: idontknow296)

Fresh: <:'(> Of course I miss my radical broseph...

G: He was a nice guy to talk to. Occasional meme inserts.

(#6: HannageneThompson)

Science: Oh, luckily I have a morph potion!

Science: (walks to his room to grab the potion, then comes back)

*A dog breaks in through the window, floating by and snatching the potion from Science's hands.

*The dog then flies away, the potion in their care.

Science: ...oh...

Science: Well, sorry, but it'll take me a while to brew up a new one!

(#7: Dreamtale_0312)

Fell: <-~->

Error: Nope, sorry. (pushes Dream towards Fell)

Error: <whispers to Dream> Thanks, apple boy!

Dream: W-what?

Lust: (holding Nightmare back from strangling Fell)

Reaper: (holding Science back from strangling Dream)

Sans: Oh boy...

G: (collapses on the floor, panting)

G: u Gh

G: oh hey what I mi-

Fell: (kisses Dream on the cheekbone)

Fell: <😏> nobody said I had to kiss him romantically, am I right? (shrugs)

Nightmare: ...oh yeah

Lust: (lets go of Nightmare) success!

Reaper: (lets go of Science)

Science: Ugh- finally! Your grip was fucking tight!

Reaper: Well sorry-

(#8: Dabdini)

Senkiller: my proffession

Senkiller: (jumps out of the window)

Mel: oh

Senkiller: <from below> FUCKING FIGHT ME

G: I RATHER READ WARRIOR CATS

Fell: FURRY

Fell: (jumps out of the window as well)

Sans: Now, let us experience the greatest fight of all existance.

Horror: <:/> (jumps out of the window)

Lust: BABE WHY-?!

Chess: Very sophisticated, hm.

Mel: no stoppin me now- (jumps out of the window as well)

Katana: WH-WHY?!

Dance: weebs (jumps out of the window)

Error: (shrugs and jumps out of the window)

Sans: seeya on the flipside, boys (salutes then jumps out the window)

Fresh: WAIT FOR ME, RADICAL BROS! (jumps out of the window)

Chess: So the only people staying inside are the sane ones, eh?

G: Doesn't fit my description! (jumps out of the window)

Ganz: ...here goes nothing-! (jumps out of the window)

Sensy: I'm gonna stay up here...

Sensy: Have fun!

Lust: <( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)>

Sensy: N-NOT IN THAT WAY-!

Lust: <( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)> (winks and backflips out of the window)

Geno: Look at how many windows have been broken!

Reaper: We pay for that later, now, we fight! (jumps out of the window)

Katana: ...wait, if they're fighting...

Katana: (rushes to the window) EY YOU GUYS OKA-

Everyone Else Who Jumped Out: (having a sophisticated debate about whether or not Mel should stop trying to make his nails sharper, but then that would be nearly impossible because those nails are already a part of him and Mel's the only one saying that as everyone else continues to tell him to at least trim his skele-nails)

Katana: ...ohkay then. (sits back on the couch)

(#9: TRIGGERED11)

Katana: HEY, YOU GUYS CAN COME BACK IN, WE GOT MORE TO ANSWER!

G: BUT STAYING OUTSIDE FEELS BETTER!

Katana: ...fine, we'll answer them outside!

Katana: (jumps out of the window)

Dance: (catches him) There we go! Welcome to the outdoors!

Katana: ...you didn't have to do that...

Dance: I just wanted to. (puts Katana down)

Chess: ...okay... (goes downstairs and goes outside through the door)

Decans: H-HEY, GUYS, QUESTION, DOES IT HURT WHEN YOU LAND? I MEAN, YOU JUMPED FROM A TWO STOREY HOUSE...

Fresh: Doesn't hurt at all, broskii! If you're unsure, I'll catch ya!

Decans: N-no, it's fine!

Decans: (jumps out of the window)

Vibe: <o-o> wow

Decans: (lands safely) O-oh!

Vibe: Does it hurt-?

Decans: Nope, totally fine!

Vibe: Alright...

Vibe: (closes his eyes and jumps out of the window)

Vibe: (opens his eyes)

Vibe: O-oh... I'm alive-!

Sensy: (goes down through the door)

Sensy: You guys could've gone simple and went through the door...

Decans: Too plain!

Geno: (jumps out of the window)

Reaper: wOAH HEY THERE-!

Reaper: (catches Geno mid-air and floats down safely)

Geno: Fuck- I'm no coward, asshat!

Reaper: (still smiling and laughing as Geno slaps him repeatedly)

Alter, Little: (go out through the door)

Everyone Else Still Inside: (goes out through the door)

Swap: <o-o)> Wowza, you guys!

Sans: Alright, now that everyone's here, what was the question-?

Katana: Here. (shows him a slip of paper)

Sans: Oh. Hm...

Sans: ...well, when the box is empty, we usually just laze around just like the skeletons we are!

Sans: ...except for the occasional screaming and running around the house...

Lust: <( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)> "Screaming"~?

Sans: (sighs)

(#10: @ThatOneGirlWhoShips)

((Your name was too long to tag. 9-9))

Error: Ah nah, I've got plenty of time on my hands.

Error: As for the swapped versions of me and a few others, I'd have to say I love how Eraser looks like.

Ink: Isn't that Swap me?

Error: Yeah, I know, and Swap you really does resemble me!

Error: Swap!Cross looks really rad too, but I've still to meet Swap!Dream.

Error: ...and hopefully not obliterate him.

(#11: Smoky_Smith)

G: <:'D> SU has been spoiled for me...

Chess: (pats his back) ...

G: ...but, least favorite SU character?? Since I haven't updated myself on SU, I don't have a least fav character.

Sans: <:')> Rip my hype for SU

Sans: I'll watch it anyway.

Sans: Depends if I feel lazy later, though.

(#12: reapergirl216)

Ink: <:/>

Ink: Sorry, I'v got no prank ideas right now...

(#13:)

Swap: <>:D>

Ganz: <D:>

Ganz: Do I REALLY deserve all this?

Swap: Dare's a dare!

Swap: Besides, I don't want them to get Lust!

Lust: Hello... I'm right here what do you mean?????

Swap: Oh.

Swap: Or maybe they'll tell Lust to rape you?????

Ganz: Hah, like I'd let THAT happen.

Sensy: (grips Lust's shoulder) Like I'D let THAT happen.

Lust: < :"> > cmon you guys i already got a sweet boyfriend dont do this to me

Chess: Callin' THAT 'sweet'?

Horror: (sharpening his ax) EY YOU WANNA FUCKIN FIGHT

Lust: Well, yeah. In my view, don't judge my boyfriend or I will screw you in the non-literal, non-sexual way.

Swap: Oops! You're safe now, Ganzy~! I don't have my items!

Ganz: You sound oddly happy...

Swap: Well, if that's how you see it~!

(#14: KitonaStorm)

Geno: ...well... none of us are having sex so...

Geno: <¯\_(ツ)_/¯>

Alter: Hey, have some decency! (covers Little's ears)

Little: <:'l> What's a 'sex'?

Alter: <TRIGGERED>

Geno: <:^l>

Geno: Now, for my last words... (grabs a piece of paper)

Reaper: <:^)> Nah, babe, we all fucked, not just you

Fresh: (comes back from the kitchen with a big bag of Doritos) Ey broskiis what I mi-

Fresh: (sees Alter holding in his rage)

Fresh: seeya my radical brosephs! (hides in the kitchen with his beautiful dorito bag)

(#15: FandomQueenMC)

Error: I honeslty think I'd be Jasper and Ink would be Pearl.

Ink: ...woah, that actually made sense!

Error: Was that an insult or...?

Ink: You can see it as one.

Error: DIDN'T I SAY THAT MONTHS AGO-

Ink: THE PAST IS IN THE PAST

Error: WAS THAT MEANTS TO BE SUNG TO THE TUNE OF LET IT GO

Ink: NO??

Ink: Yes??

Ink: Maybe...????

(#16: AmandaJean12)

Sans: (flops onto the floor and sleeps)

Swap: <☆_☆> Such skill-!

Swap: (slides the trophy underneath Sans's arm)

(#17: IceyFriend)

Ice: (sighs and comes out of the closet in an Elsa dress) ...I was prepared for this...

Umi: (SNORTS)

Swap: <(>_>)> (comes out in Anna's costume) Wowie-

Swap: Now-

Swap: LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOOOOOOOOOOOOR-

G: WAIT-!

Ice, Swap: <o-o>

G: <( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)> We need a Hans to sing with Swap

Lust: Oh oh! And that other... guy... prince guy...??? I forgot.

Swap: w HO CA RES

Swap: ALL MY LIFE HAS BEEN A SERIES OF DOORS IN MY FACE, BUT THEN SUDDENLY I BUMP INTO YOUUUUUUU

Ice: (CLEARS THROAT) LET IT GOOOOOOO

Swap, Ice: (singing different Frozen songs at the same but off-pitch)

G: <:'/> this was not how it was supposed to go

(#18: Xeiki92)

Ganz: Oho, a whole crowd wants me dead, no?

Swap: <:')>

(#19)

Dance: do you want earrape and death

Reaper: nobody should want me aside from my geno bae~ (winks)

Horror: (barfs)

Senkiller: <ಠ_ಠ> ew

Lust: Ironic, because I could have said the same thing if I had the chance~

Horror: stop ma k I NG  m E S i c k (barfs more)

G: Someone better cleam that up later.

G: <:D> Right, Horror?

Horror: <:')>

(#20: waspxbumblebee)

Science: <^^> Honestly? I'd just live normally except feel a little broken inside. I can get over that, though!

Fell: <"ಠ_ಠ)> You're so positive about this, why??

Science: Because I seem to be awfully comfortable knowing that this wouldn't happen now!

Fell: <:'0>

G: Okay, does the last question we end up with always the deep ones???

G: Because it's kinda sad ending the day like this.

Chess: Well, our limit's only twenty, due to unknown reasons.

G: Ah, yeah...

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Wow, I haven't even consumed all the asks/dares yet. 9-9

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