I'M ALIVE AGAIN :D

The ask/dare box is still closed.

I do not own anything but this story and some of its plotlines.

And a refresh of all the current Sanses here, requested by @Sosowane :3

Sanses:

Sans - Original - Toby Fox

Fell - UnderFell - ?

Outer - OuterTale - @outertale on Tumblr ((unsure--))

Science - ? - ?

G - formerly UnderPatch, I don't know actually - original by @borurou on Tumblr

Ink - InkTale - @comyet on Tumblr

Error - ErrorTale - @loverofpiggies on Tumblr

Swap - UnderSwap - ?

Reaper - ReaperTale - @ren-rink on Tumblr

Geno - AfterTale - @loverofpiggies on Tumblr

Fresh - UnderFresh - @loverofpiggies on Tumblr

Greaser - ?, supposedly Lucidia? - @rodsee on Tumblr

Alter - AlterTale - @friisan on Tumblr

Ganz/Melancholy - GZTale - @golzy on Tumblr

Sensy/Senkiller/concept of Melancholy - SonaTale - @extreme-op-wuff on Tumblr

Little - LittleTale - @mudkipful on Tumblr

Vibe - ? - @azraeltree on Tumblr

Decans - UnderDecay - @little-noko on Tumblr

Dance - DanceTale - ?

Chess - ChessTale - ?

Katana - KatanaTale - ?

Dream - DreamTale - @jokublog on Tumblr

Nightmare - DreamTale - @jokublog on Tumblr

Horror - HorrorTale - sour-apple-studios

Not sure if I missed anybody :^)

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(#1: @Mistress_Narcleto dares:) "Eat sugary things until you get sugar high!" (To: Everyone who has a weakness to alcohol)

Sans: PLEASE IT'S TOO EARLY IN THE MORNING FOR THIS

Ink: <:/> (shrugs)

(#2: dares:) "Drink alcohol until you're drunk!" (To: Everyone who has a weakness to sugar)

Everyone Else: <._.)> ... (looks at Swap)

Swap: <:V> ?

Ganz: ...are you sure about that? (points to Swap)

Fell: (gets some alcohol-- the actual hygienic alcohol) OKAY YA'LL GOTTA DRINK THIS--

Science: EW NO--

Sensy: I'm gonna do both since I'm weak to both things--

Ganz: I suspected you to get bleach, to be honest--

Sensy: IT'S TOO LATE TO SAVE ME

Ganz: THEN IF YOU THINK IT'S TOO LATE WHY ARE YOU GOING TO DRINK ALCOHOL, KNOWING THAT IT CLEANSES--

Sensy: BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO MINIMIZE THE SIN EVEN THO I KNOW THAT I'M STILL A SINNER--

Senkiller: stop denying the sin and roll with it--

Senkiller: I mean, I know you're a sinner too, how much you think you're the pure side~

Sensy: (throws a rock at him) DON'T REMIND ME

(#3: @Lime_Featherfall asks:) "Ever heard of CalCa!Sans/Calcium!Sans? I hear he's the most terrifying--"

Horror: EXCUSE ME?!

"--and tallest--"

G: e X C U S E  M E

"-Sans. I wanna see if you guys can survive a skeleton-hermit hybrid robot." (To: Everyone)

Ganz: I'd probably be the first one dead

G: TALLEST?! BUT--

Ink: gET REKT MOTHERF***ER

G: <:^(>

Chess: Shhh it's okay-- (patting his back)

Horror: EXCUSE ME I'M THE MOST TERRIFYING ONE HERE

Senkiller: only here, but not if we combine all the Sanses from most of the universes. I mean, there's Dust--

Senkiller: (sees Lust flirting with Greaser)

Senkiller: ...and there's your boyfriend too--

Horror: (blushes) E-EXCUSE ME?

Senkiller: I mean, it's pretty f***ing obvious you want the tongue--

Horror: N-NO I DON'T

Lust: (suddenly beside him) (puts his hand on Horror's shoulder) You sure~? We can do it now~

Horror: NO GO AWAY (pushes his hand off of his shoulder)

Lust: Ah well, your loss~ (shrugs)

(#4: @Pawpricez:) (grabs the lust potion they stole awhile ago) (throws it at Katana and Dance) "I WANT YOU TWO TO F***" (To: Katana, Dance)

Dance: EY WATCH OUT-- 

Katana: wat--

Dance: (pushes him out of the way before the lust potion hits Katana, taking the hit instead)

Dance: --OW--

Lust: YAS MY BBY YOU HAVE DONE IT--

Katana: ...

Dance: ...

Dance: ...sorry to do this but--

Dance: (grabs Katana's hand and drags him to his room)

Katana: U-um-- (blushes)

G: YES IT SAILS

Senkiller: You know, they seem like friends with benefits, since I have never seen them confess--

G: <:^D> that's what I'm wishing for this Christmas, for them to confess--

Senkiller: IT'S GOING TO BE, THEY PROLLY GONNA CONFESS WHILE THEY F*** SO WOOHOO--

The Sin Squad: SWORDSDANCE SWORDSDANCE SWORDSDANCE--

Mel: DO YOU ALL NOT NOTICE THE SHIP NAME FOR THEM IS A LITERAL INNUENDO?!

Mel: 'Swords', 'dance'--

Mel: --get what I'm saying--

Science: HOLY S*** G YOU BETTER NAME MORE SHIPS, I WANT SHIP NAME INNUENDOS

(#5: @AEBod04:) "FRIKIN LUST BAZOOKA!!!" (pulls out a lust bazooka and shoots it at Sans, Ink, Swap, and Fell) <:3333> (To: Sans, Ink, Swap, Fell)

Ink: WOO-- (dodges it)

Ink: YOU'LL NEVER GET ME-- (raises a middle finger)

Error: <;-;>

Sans: (dodges it) WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!

Swap: (literally misses it by a centimeter) <:V?> O my--

Fell: (grabs a bat and wacks it) N O

*It smashes on the ground.

Fell: (accidentally gets the liquid on him, coughing) F***!

Science: (sighs) Oh well. (shrugs)

Science: (grabs his hand and drags him to his room)

Fell: <:,D>

Reaper: HOW MANY MORE ARE GONNA GET THE SUCC--

Senkiller: I'm betting all of us who have the husbandos--

Sensy: imagine all the moaning--

Katana: <from his room> AH~!

Sensy: <:^D> --guess I don't gotta imagine it-- 

(#6: @CraZy_MaNiAC00 dares:) "Here are some potions that I made, drink them. I don't know what they do, so good luck." (To: Everyone)

*A bag full of potions appears in the middle of the room.

Ganz: <-_-)> This is the reason why I no longer trust any of you (points at said bag of lust potions)

G: (looks into the bag)

G: <'0-0)>

G: Lust... you have more of you--

Lust: YES-- (grabs some more lust potions)

Reaper: Today sure is gonna end horribly--

(#7: @YandereSwapSans dares:) "Pretend you're a cannibal." <XD> (To: Ink)

Ink: OKAY IT'S TIME TO SHOW MY ACTING SKILLS

Error: <XD?> What? You can't act--

Ink: F*** OFF

Ink: wait how do you cannibal

Ink: do you just

Ink: eat bones

Ink: because we're skeletons--

Senkiller: <XD> JFC WHY DOES THAT SOUND SO DAMN WRONG TO ME HOLY S***--

Mel: Pff please everything sounds wrong when it comes to you and your mind--

Ink: (grabs chicken bones from the kitchen)

Ink: (noms on them) nomnom I'm a cannibal now--

(#8: @FlashBack823 asks:) "What's Ink like when he gets horny? Does he go top?" (To: Error)

Error: U-um... (blushes)

Ink: Wait wha--

Error: Um... guess I could say he's dom when he's horny-- seductive too--

Ink: WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THIS PLEASE-- (blushes hard)

G: Oh so Ink isn't completely uke--

Senkiller: Pfft I think every uke gets dom whenever they're horny--

G: Eh. It's true--

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I know it's short, but I'm trying to consume all the questions before December starts XD