hueee trying to finish up all the asks/dares before I go and open it up for the Christmas themed ask/dare :'D

I do not own anything except for this story and some of its plot lines.

The ask/dare box is still closed. All asks/dares submitted after 'rest in pieces' will be ignored. ;w;

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*Outside of the house, 4 AM

(#1: @Archcore dares:) "Set off a gigantic lust-gas bomb that hits everyone in the house, because I'm curious about what will happen." (To:?)

?: ...are you sure about this?

*You nod.

?: ...okay... so plan is... I enter through that hatchway that leads to the Narnia closet, pick the lock, open the door slightly- not enough for them to notice, then I close all openings, leave the bomb, quickly leave, and let it detonate?

*You nod a yes.

?: ...okay... but are you very sure about this?

?: I mean, you do know that there's a kid in there, right?

*You assure them that Alter knows what's gonna happen and is gonna keep Little safe.

?: Okay... 

?: ...no turning back now... (opens the hatchway silently and enters)

*...

?: <o-o)> (quickly climbs the stairs back up and closes the hatchway as fast as they can)

*You ask them what happened.

?: OKAY SO I PUT THE BOMB IN THE CLOSET BUT THEN IT KIND OF FELL OVER AND IT MADE THIS SORT OF LOUD CLANK NOISE AND I THINK I WOKE ONE OF THEM UP--

?: --or was one of them already up???

?: I mean, I'm certain I saw someone by the coffee table, but I'm not sure who it was...

*You stay silent, but then retort their panic by reasoning that most of them are heavy sleepers and that the noise wouldn't faze them a bit.

?: Then what about the person I saw by the coffee table?

*You correct them on the word 'person' and tell them to use the word 'skeleton' instead.

?: ...no, I mean, the figure wasn't a Sans... or a skeleton... they were human like, with ruby red eyes... I'd say they were translucent? I mean, they were the color of faded black and they looked.. out of the ordinary...

*You nod your head in an understanding way and look through a window.

*You search and search... but nobody is there.

*You look back at them and tell them that there's no one there.

?: WHAT? OKAY HERE, LOOK-

?: (directs your gaze to the couch near said closet-)

?: (-but you're right, there's nothing) ...

*You tell them they're just imagining things and reassure them that what they saw was just an illusion.

?: . . .

*You hear the bomb silently detonate and tell them that it's time to go.

?: ...alright...

*Inside the house, 9 AM

Sans: (comes out of his room) ugh what the hell? What is that smell???? 

Horror: pfft, it smells like you (elbows Lust)

Lust: HEY, I DON'T SMELL LIKE THAT!

Lust: ...or do I...? (sniffs the scarf he's currently wearing)

Lust: ...

Lust: okay um I had nothing to do with this I swear--

Ink: ...so, this stench smells like you???

Lust: ...well, kind of? The smell's just a little stronger than mine...

Ink: wait a second--

Senkiller: yo wtf I smell?? jesus who here went smoking with some scented candles wtf???

Ink: IT'S LUST GAS?!

Senkiller: ...

Senkiller: ...excuse me what?

Mel: "lust gas", what? You didn't hear?

Senkiller: NO YOU BAKA I MEANT WTF WHY IS THERE LUST GAS???

Swap: ...and the Narnia closet's slightly open too... again...

Swap: ... (opens the Narnia closet fully)

Swap: (coughs) I FOUND THE SOURCE OF THE SMELL!

Sans: (covers his 'nose') ...a bomb???

Sans: ...no wait, it looks like a bomb, but it isn't, is it?

Science: (covers his 'nose' as well) It looks more like it's got a bomb as a shell, but just contains gas...

G: So you're saying that when it detonates, the shell cracks open and the gas is released??

Ink: (covers his 'nose') OKAY EVERYONE, EVACUATE THE HOUSE NOW-!

Senkiller: oKaY dEN (jumps out of the window)

Mel: <o-o> ...I'll take the door...

Everyone: (gets out as fast as they can)

*Outside of the house, 9:15 AM

Ink: ...so... what now?

Ink: It's snowing and we won't survive in the cold...

Sans: ...hm...

Error: <:/> ...

Error: ...how about we stay in the Omega Timeline for a while?

Ink: Wow, you're suggesting that? I thought you despised that place?

Error: (crosses his arms over his chest) It's the only place I can recommend, since I know you hate the Anti-Void.

Ink: <///-///> ...h-heh, that's sweet... thanks?

Sans: YO YOU TWO, STOP FLIRTING AND TEACH US HOW TO GET TO THE OMEGA TIMELINE

Ink: JUST THINK OF GOING TO IT, THEN WHEN YOU'RE ALL READY, OPEN THE DAMN DOOR

Sans: K THANKS

Nightmare: Jesus Sans... get it done with... I'm freezing...

Sans: i'M tRyiNg oKAy?

Outer: DUDE YOU SUCK AT THIS, MOVE

Outer: (pushes Sans away and opens the door for them)

Sans: <;-;>

Everyone Else: (sees a white light instead of the house itself)

Outer: Well, here it is!

Outer: (goes in first)

Everyone Else: (follows)

*Omega Timeline, 9:45 AM

Core!Frisk: Oh! New people-

Core!Frisk: ... (sees Error)

Core!Frisk: ...why is he here? (points to Error)

Error: Look Core, I ain't here to fight, alright?

Core!Frisk: ...

Ink: Hey Core! Can you get us some sort of private space, so we don't bother everyone here?

Core!Frisk: Sure, but what's it for?

Ink: Um... me and my pals over here got some business and we sort of evacuated our house...

Core!Frisk: Oh...

Core!Frisk: ...well, I won't ask for an in-depth explanation, I'll get you what you requested, but it'll require a lot of walking...

Everyone Else: <;-;> u G H

Core!Frisk: Or can some of you here teleport?

Ganz: I can, but I can only take a limited amount of people with me...

Decans: I can too, but I might teleport to the wrong place since my powers have constant dysfunctions.

Core!Frisk: <:/>

Core!Frisk: ...well then.

Core!Frisk: GET UP YOU LAZY BONES, IT'S TIME WE START THE MARCH!

Everyone Else: nOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--

*Omega Timeline, 11 AM

Sans: uGh (falls face first on the floor, exhausted)

Science: I feel like my legs are about to turn into dust...

Dream: aRmS, dON't fAIL mE NoW (dragging himself with his arms)

Sans: CAN I GO TO SLEEP NOW?

Core!Frisk: Oh, you can! But you gotta get in the house first!

Sans: nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ganz: <;v;> I'm okay with sleeping on the floor

G: Come on you guys, that was pretty weak. (still standing but only a bit tired)

Ganz: WELL YOU'RE LUCKY YOU HAVE SOME QUALITIES FROM DAD

Ganz: I MEAN THAT OLD MAN CAN WALK FOR LIKE 8 KILOMETERS AND STILL NOT GET TIRED

Ganz: ugh I'm so drained that I can't stress how luck you are--

Sans: (already asleep)

Core!Frisk: ...

Core!Frisk: Ey G, you mind if you help me carry them in?

G: <:/> Nah.

*Inside their temporary house, 2 PM

Sans: uH (rolls off the couch)

Sans: S*** MY FACE

Senkiller: hey have none of you noticed Alter and Little aren't here???

Everyone Else: <'o-o>

Ink: ...guess we gotta do everything without them...

(#2: @totallynotdeadinside dares:) "You have to get the ukes high and horny and put them in a closet with their husbandos." (To: All Ships)

G: OKAY

G: WHO VOTES AFTERFDEATH GO FIRST? (raises his hand)

Ganz, Science: (immediately raises their hands)

Reaper: guys no I swear--

Ganz: huehuehue--

Science: C'mon Death, I know you want this~

Reaper: <////7////> O M F G-- 

Core!Frisk: <:/> ...well I'll just...

Core!Frisk: (backs away slowly)

G: WELL LEZ GO! (brings out the alcohol)

Science: Only alcohol?

G: I'm pretty sure Geno doesn't need the aphrodisiacs just to get him horny, am I right~? 

Chess: (slaps G) nOT TODAY

G: <;;;-;;;>

Science: hue gimme the alcohol, I'll manage to get him high tonight

G: (gives him the alcohol) yes thank you

Chess: <>:/>

G: sorry bby I can't resist the sins~

Chess: <>:///>

G: <;w;>

(#3: @DireWolf105 dares:) "Turn into a human, and if you're a couple with someone else, one of you has to be a girl." (To: Everyone)

Horror: OKAY HOLD ON LEMME JUST GET SOME FLESH FROM FRISK

Core!Frisk: oKAY NO I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU NEED ALL THE SPACE NOW OKAY BYE (dashes out of the door)

G: <:/> well then

Ink: ...goodbye dignity... (holds up a bright peach colored potion)

Sensy: WAIT INK NO WE DON'T HAVE TO--!

Ink: (splashes the potion on the ground)

Everyone Else: INK--!

*...

Everyone: ...

Lust: ...damn...

Lust: ...I HAVE AN ACTUAL GOOD BOOTY, WOAH???

Senkiller: <x'D> first thing you notice is the booty--

Senkiller: wait a motherf***ing second here

Senkiller: (looks at Ink, Science, Mel, Chess, Lust, Geno, Katana, Sensy, Ice, and Decans)

Senkiller: ...okay what---

Geno: What--?

Geno: --oh--

Geno: w HY  M E (sobs in a corner)

Ice: IN THE ARMS OF THE ANGELSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Ice: <;-;> (sobs with Geno)

Decans: <:/>

Mel: wAIT A SECOND I'M F***ING FLAT

Mel: YES-- (stands up and shows off the middle finger)

Senkiller: Great, do I still gotta use male pronouns or do I have to switch to female pronouns???

Sans: <XD> I guess you gotta use female pronouns this time.

Senkiller: <;-;>

Horror: Oh my god I kind of expected it to be me?? But I'm so lucky right now--

Katana: <;-;>

G: WAIT A SECOND

G: AREN'T THE ONES WHO ARE EITHER DATING OR MARRIED GET TO BE CHANGED INTO GIRLS??

G: THEN IS IT CONFIRMED DANCE AND KATANA ARE DATING?

Katana: <///._.///)>

Dance: <///.-.///)>

Katana: ...u-um... yeah I guess...?

G: omFG

G: OMYGOD

G: (screeches)

Science: OMFG YES IT'S CANON OH MY GOD--

Ganz: (takes pictures silently) yesssss

Reaper: OMFG YES MY LIFE IS COMPLETE-- OH THE IRONY???

(#4: @BellaIzumi says:) "I have a ship name for HorrorLust: DeadlySins. Since Horror is pretty much a murderer and Lust is one of the seven deadly sins." (To: The Sin Squad)

G: omfg y E sS--

(#5: @silly1112 says:) "I got a random ship! Cross and SwapFell!" (To: The Sin Squad)

G: omg

Ganz: omaigahd

Reaper: hmhm omai

Science: (trggrd)

Science: you shan't

(#6: @Nightmareterrior102 dares:) "Stay in Dust's territory for about 4 days." (To: Horror)

Horror: HM WELL OKAI

Horror: TIME TO CHILL WITH MAI GOOD OL' PALLIO

Horror: SEEYA-- (enters the portal that's suddenly just there)

Ink: ...

Ink: ...where in the f*** did that portal come from??

Lust: bAE NO DON'T LEAVE ME--

(#7: @UndertaleSkullyz1600 dares:) "YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHO YOUR CRUSH IS ORI'LL FRICKING DIE!!" (To: Sans)

Sans: Heh. Sorry to say pal, I don't have one.

(#8: @FandomQueenMC asks:) "Hey, have you two heard of that one universe I think that's called the Vampireverse? The one with Fallacy and Encre in it?" (To: Ink, Error)

Ink: ...ohhh that? Yeah I have.

Error: Woah wait, I'm Fallacy in that AU, right? And you're Encre?

Ink: I think so?

G: OMFG VAMPIRES

Science: THE FANGS THEY'RE EVEN SHARPER

Ganz: <XDDDDD> (wheezes)

G: (screeches again)

Chess: <:/>

(#9: @MinecrafterLover900 says:) "YOU KNOW WHO'S WORSE THAN FLOWEYPOSSESSED!SANS? WELL, THERE'S A BILLCIPHER!SANS" (To: Everyone)

Sans: ey what--

Ink: o mai--

(#10: @ONESHOTB00KS asks:) "What's the biggest sin you have ever done?" (To: Swap)

Swap: <.<.)> (marking the floor with blood)

Swap: O-OH-!

Swap: (wipes the blood away) WELL, IT'S DEFINITELY NOT ATTEMPTING TO CALL ON DEMONS!

Swap: <:)>

Everyone Else: <o-o>

(#11: @HannageneThompson dares:) "Confess what you did in the bedroom!" (To: Science, Fell)

Science: <:/> Well, we played Pokemon last night and fell asleep at like 1 AM...

Sensy: wha--

Sensy: -I thought you were doing the dirty again because of all the "ugh" I heard??

Science: <XD> How impaired is your hearing?

Sensy: oh very--

(#12: @SarahMorgan432 asks:) "Has there been any paranormal activity going on?" (To: Everyone)

Sans: Um... no? I'm pretty sure the TV being on late at night was a coincidence?

(#13: @FlashBack823 asks:) "So, wasn't a certain Ice!Sans here a while back? What happened to him?" (To: Everyone)

Ice: (still sitting in another corner that definitely isn't the emo corner)

Ice: <.3.)> Hm?

(#14: @Mystery_madam13 asks:) "What would happen if Blueberry got drunk?" (To: Everyone)

Sans: Oh, I have one word.

Sans: ...madness.

(#15: @Dovewing3344 asks:) "What does it feel like to glitch?" (To: Error)

Error: Well... I have no answer...

Error: ...honestly it feels kind of natural... like, I don't feel anything...

Ink: Jeez that sounds sad--

Error: Heh. Wasn't quite intending that...

(#16: @Dovewing3344 asks:) "In days/weeks/months, how long have you been here? As in, from the start when there were very few people." (To: Everyone)

Sans: ...woah... how long have we been doing this?

Sans: I mean, look at how we all got so used to this.

Sans: I remember how we all hated this, and now we're doing it not because we're kind of forced to, but because we love doing this.

Ink: oKAY NO MORE DEEP THOUGHTS

Ink: I FORBID THY FROM DEEP THOUGHTS TODAY

(#17: auzlachat asks:) "What's the stupidest thing y'all ever done?!" (To: Everyone)

Sans: Hm...

Ink: <:'D> I think it was when I spray-painted Death's house with rainbows. 

Chess: It was when I stuffed a box with pudding yesterday...

Decans: <:"D>  I tripped on my shoelaces while doing some sort of epic speech in front of Frisk.

Decans: ...

Decans: ...I've done it a lot of times, I'm just not sure which incident made me die.

Vibe: <"o-o)>

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Well I tried to clear out most of the asks/dares. :'D