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Stupid Censors!

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(#1: Fran_silverwind dares:) "Replace all the curse words with stupid words." (To: Fresh)

Fresh: Yo got it m8!

Fell: F*UNK*!

Sensy: Welp, there goes our cussing. (sighs)

Fell: U F*UNK*ING *RAD*HOLE! (trying not to strangle Fresh)

(#2: Cookies_love_TnT dares:) "Dress up in rainbows and claim that you are a pretty princess. After that, dance gracefully our of the room." (To: G)

G: AW C'MON I'VE ALREADY LOST HALF MY DIGNITY

(#3: ChimCat dares:) "Dress up Swap and Little Sans then drop gallons of ketchup on all the other Sanses." (To: G) (fused with Dare 2)

G: WELP, I'M NOT DOIN' IT ALONE (drags Swap and carries Little to the closet).

*...

G, Swap, Little: (comes out in fabulous dresses) VOILA!

G: Now, for the ketchup. (wiggling eyebrows at Little Sans and Swap)

Everyone Else: (sweats)

Geno: Nope. (brings out an umbrella and opens it)

G, Swap: (pulls two levers)

*...

*You hear gushing ketchup from up above...

Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*The ketchup drops down on all of them but G, Swap, and Little.

Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (drowning in ketchup)

Geno: (protected by his umbrella)

*...

Everyone Else: (glaring at G)

G: Now, it is my time to leave. (bows gracefully)

G: (ballets out of the room)

Everyone Else: ????

(#4: IDKWhatimdoingYOLO dares:) "Hug Decans." (To: Vibe)

Vibe: Okay, then. (shrugs)

Decans: NO NO NO NO NO (starts running)

Vibe: COME BACK HERE, BAE (chasing Dee)

Decans: NOPE NOPE NOPE (running away)

*...

Vibe: There we go~... <:3> (ends up hugging Dee anyway)

Decans: ...

Vibe: ...

Decans: ...please let go.

Vibe: Woop. Sorry, forgot you hated long hugs.

(#5: asks:) "Do you ship ViCans, ReaperCORE, and SugarMelon?" (To: Sin Squad)

G: Indeed we do, friend. (wiggling eyebrows)

Sin Squad: (wiggling eyebrows)

Decans: ...is that a good thing...?

Sensy: Nope. Absolutely not.

(#6: dares:) "Listen to 'Okaasan//Hatsune Miku'. If you got frightened, watch 'Renegade Remix//SharaX', and Jaiden animations."

Katana: VOCALOID?! VOCALOID!!! (immediately grabs laptop and goes on Youtube)

Katana: (goes on Youtube, puts on headphones, and listens to Okaasan)

*...(1/4 of the song)

Katana: NO NO NO AND NO (puts away headphones and exits Youtube)

Sans: Yo, can we hear the song?

Katana: ... (opens Youtube and lets them listen to Okaasan)

*...(after the whole song and looking at the English subtitles)

Everyone: <°_°> ...

G: (covering Little Sans's ears and eyes the whole time)

Katana: (then searches "Renegade Remix//SharaX then later on Jaiden animations)

*...

G: This is good s*HOOT*.

Everyone Else: Agreed.

(#7: asks:) "Are you still friends?" (To: Dream, Ice)

Ice: Yeah, actually. I can't really hate Dream because well...

Ice: ...if he hadn't said "no", I wouldn't be married.

Dream: You're welcome!

(#8: TheRandomKitty dares:) "Get kicked into UnderLust." (To: Geno)

Geno: WAIT WHAT

Reaper: (opens portal)

Sin Squad: (carries Geno)

Geno: WAIT WHAT ARE U DOING NO

Sin Squad: (throws him into UnderLust)

Geno: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH (falling into UnderLust)

Reaper: Sorry, hun~! (giggling) (closes portal)

G: Welp, good luck to Geno.

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Are these all of them??? I probably missed some, IDK???

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*A portal opens.

Ink: Hey, we're back.

ERROR: Who the f*udge* threw Geno into UnderLust?! (trying to keep a half alive Geno standing)

Sin Squad: (sweats) <°_°> (whistling casually)

G: But anyway...

G: ...what did you two do??? (wiggling eyebrows)

Ink: Oh? Us? Well... basically all we were doing was fighting off perverts.

G: Did you... you know? (wiggling eyebrows intensifies)

Ink: Um... no...? If you meant we f***ed we kinda did but hell naw am I tellin' you dat

G: DANGIT

Sin Squad: <:-(>

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This is probably one of my shortest chapters????

Send in asks and dares for the Sanses, or a plotline for my Sanscest one-shot book! BTW, if you're going to send in a plotline, send it on my one-shot book, but for questions and dares, send 'em here! Thanks in advance!

*Congratulations! ERROR and Ink are now available for asks and dares!

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