Still a Better Love Story Than Twilight (Part 4)
NOW I think it's the last installment of "Still a Better Love Story Than Twilight"... which means... woop, sorry, spoilers. I'm not telling you yet what's going on.
I do not own anything except for the story and its plotline.
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(#1: Fran_silverwind asks) ("What do you guys think of the UnderLust AU?") (I didn't do the whole comment, I went straight for the question. But your comment made my day, thanks!)
Sans: What do we think of that?
Error: ... (cringing)
G: They're total sluts.
Chess: They're so unruly, it picks on my nerves sometimes.
Swap: Plus, I heard The Royal Guard was changed into "The Royal Harem"!
G: What the s***?
Fell: That makes the AU sound even worse.
Science: I actually bet there are alot of rape cases there.
Fell: Definitely.
Science: It's pretty obvious how much they wanna f*** each other.
Fell: Woah. First time I heard you swear. I thought you were one of the cinnamon rolls.
Science: Who said? Of course I'm mature enough to swear.
G: Wait.
Everyone: ?
G: Don't you all realize? There is a Sans in UnderLust. Which means...
Everyone: WE HAVE A SLUTTY VERSION OF US?!
G: EXACTLY!
GanZ: Does that mean we have to invite him, too?
Everyone: ...
Everyone: No no, we're fine. Yeah, totally okay.
G: Wait. Don't you also realize? Ink is the co-creator of all AUs. Which means he created UnderLust.
Error: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, INK?!
G: I blame you for all the NSFW I saw on Tumblr.
Ink: Well I blame Tumblr for making me do it.
G: Yeah, fair point.
Outer: UnderLust is wierd!
Science: Not wierd, gross.
Dance: You know, their fashion sense kinda reminds me of Fresh...
Everyone: ...
Error: MOVING ON
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Reaper: I have a question...? Okay, let's see here...
Reaper: UnderLust, huh? What do I think of them?
Reaper: (closes eyes) (opens his glowing blue eye) <demonic voice> I'll send them to Hell and back then do it all over again just to see them suffer.
Reaper: <normal voice without the eye> But I bet they're actually normal once they get over their slutiness. Which is never.
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Geno: Wh-what? Question? Hm...
Geno: UnderLust...?
Geno: UnderLust...
Geno: (tosses phone away) HOLY S*** THAT UNIVERSE WAS F***ED UP DON'T REMIND ME OF THE SLUTS PLEASE
*You apologize sincerely.
Geno: Sorry. Just flipped out.
*You say it's okay.
Geno: Thanks.
*Then you encourage him to talk to Reaper.
Geno: (sighs) I guess I should talk to him.
*You cheer and silently squel. Congrats, you've encouraged Geno as well! Let's see what happens...
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Reaper: (knocking on Geno's door) Geno? Hello?
Geno: (opens door with his powers)
Reaper: (sees him melting) OMFG DUDE YOU'RE MELTING!
Geno: This happens. (closes eyes) (opens eyes and he is back to normal)
Reaper: What was that...?
Geno: Determination.
Reaper: You're not punning, right...?
Geno: Of course, I'm not. Heh.
Geno: So, you here to talk?
Reaper: Yeah...
Reaper: Look, Geno. I'm sorry... about everything.
Geno: ...
Reaper: Maybe I should've done my job and finished you off.
Geno: Then, why didn't you?
Reaper: ...! I- uh... Do I say it now???
Reaper: I-... I...
Geno: You what...?
Reaper: I-I l-like you! Like, like like you.
Geno: ...
Reaper: It didn't... ...
Geno: ...
Reaper: I know, it's ashaming for me to love you... I mean, we're the same person, right? Hahah... haha...
Geno: ...
Reaper: Look. Do you... still want to die?
Geno: ...
Reaper: I guess... (brings out his scythe) ...it's the only good I can ever do for you...
Geno: ...
Reaper: ...please...
Geno: ...
Reaper: ...just answer me!
Geno: ...
Reaper: Do you... hate me that much that you won't even talk to me? (starts crying)
Geno: ...
Reaper: WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER ME?!
Geno: . . .
Reaper: (still crying)
Geno: No. I don't want to die.
Reaper: What...?
Geno: I don't want to die.
Reaper: (brings the scythe down) But...
Geno: I should've treasured my second chance at life...
Reaper: ...
Geno: And... I'm sorry for being so mean to you these past years.
Reaper: . . .
Geno: I guess you're to thank for not finishing me off.
Reaper: . . .
Geno: I'm sorry, Reaper.
Reaper: (wipes away his tears) I...
Geno: Oh, and about that other thing you said...? (blushing)
Reaper: (also blushing) ...
Geno: (blows him a flying kiss) Since I can't touch you. (winks)
Reaper: (catches it) Does he actually...?
Geno: (smiles genuinely)
Reaper: (also smiles genuinely)
Geno: I guess I feel the same way...? I think that's enough to explain "I love you" to you.
Reaper: (blushing) (smile grows wider)
Geno: So, everything's solved, right?
Reaper: (nodding happily)
Geno: Gee, you're pretty excited.
Reaper: Of course I am.
Reaper, Geno: ...
Reaper: Does that mean we're...
Reaper: ...dating?
Geno: (blushes) Umm... let's not tell them to avoid all the wierdness, okay?
Reaper: Alright then.
Geno: Let's go outside, shall we?
Reaper: Right!
Reaper, Geno: (comes out of the room)
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G: (points at Geno and Reaper) HOLY S*** THEY'RE BACK!
Everyone: (cheering)
Error: (comes up behind Reaper and pats his back) (wiggling his eyebrows) So, did you?
Reaper: Dude, shut up.
G: So, it's all solved, right...?
Geno: Yep.
G: And you guys are together together, right...?
Geno: Yep.
Geno: WAIT.
Reaper: In the end, we ended up telling it anyway. (sighs)
Geno: (turns around and covers his face in his hands) I'M SORRY <repeatedly> (blushing)
G: Ship confirmed. High five, man. (holds out his hand)
Science: High five. (high fives G's hand)
Reaper: Wait. Have you guys been planning for us to get together.
Science: Except for the dispute. That wasn't part of it.
Reaper: WHAT?!
G: It's so obvious you guys like each other. Like, duh man. It's so easy to see the chemistry between you two.
Geno: Chemistry...?
Science: I calculated-
G: You didn't have to.
Science: -and the results were positive. You guys are a perfect couple!
Geno: STFU
Reaper: How do you even calculate for a ship?
Science: Simple. In your case, you guys are opposite. Reaper is the more... what can I say...? "Flirty" one? While Geno here is the tsundere.
Geno: STOP SAYING THAT!
Science: I calculated all your attributes. Personality, favorites, stuff like that. The more opposites the better the pairing is in your case! 50% of it was similarities while the other 50% was opposites.
Science: See? You guys are blended together perfectly!
G: Man, you didn't have to calculate it.
Science: It was fun!
G: Ah, well...
Science: So, now you see why we were rooting for you?
Reaper: I think I see why.
Geno: (still blushing)
G: (chuckling evilly) What ship up next, Science?
Science: (chuckling in the same way) I dunno, G. Guess we'll have to find our next OTP! 'Cause this one's already canon.
G, Science: mwaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
Everyone Else: (slowly backing away)
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Yay! They're together now! AFTERDEATH CONFIRMED WOOOO I AM A SINNER WOOOOOO!!!!! Okay, guys. Ask and dare these guys!
Also, you can now ask AfterDeath as a couple! Woohoo!
Thanks for sticking with my s***ty 4 part short story, and I hope you liked it! Sorry if it's not good, I tried.
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