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Shipping and Sins

I'm just really upset that GZTale's over now. Yeah, I know Aren's going to possibly continue it(?) but I don't feel it'd be the same without Golzy... in my opinion.

Anyhoo, let's try to get that out of the way! Onwards to the sins(?)!

I do not own anything except for this story and some of it's plotline.

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(#1: InkSanss dares:) "Jump out of the window without your strings as the others watch Steven Universe." (To: ERROR)

ERROR: Aw, c'mon! Only they get to watch Steven Universe?!

G: Dare's a dare, man.

ERROR: But I wanna watch some SU!!!

ERROR: I gotta catch up to the new episodes!!!

G: We can always watch it later!

ERROR: BUT DA LAPIS AND DA PERIDOT AND DA STEVEN-

Ink: JUST DO IT ALREADY

ERROR: FINE

ERROR: (opens window) Okay... (takes a deep breath)

ERROR: Three... two...

ERROR: O-

Ink: (pushes ERROR out of the window)

ERROR: AHHHHHHHHHHH (falling)

ERROR: INK YOU BAST-

ERROR: (lands in a bush)

Ink: Huh. I don't remember that bush being there.

G: And I never remembered the fact that you wanted to push ERROR out of the window.

Ink: Ah... old habits never die. (sighs)

GanZ: HOW THE HELL ARE YOU SO CALM ABOUT YOUR F***ING BOYFRIEND FREEFALLING OFF THE SECOND FLOOR OF A HOUSE?!

Ink: But he landed on a bush. He's fine.

*The episode that the others were watching ended.

G: WHA-?!

GanZ, G: YOU WATCHED STEVEN UNIVERSE WITHOUT US?!

Outer: Yeah. Why?

GanZ, G: (crying in the emo corner)

Outer: Ah well. Guess you gotta watch it off the internet. (shrugs and turns off the TV)

(#2: medicthekitty dares:) "Wear a suit/dress and dance romantically." (To: PaperJam, SciFell)

Reaper: EVERYONE! PREPARE THE PIANO MUSIC

Reaper: (grabs Sci and Ink)

GanZ: (grabs Fell)

G: (goes out to grab ERROR)

ERROR: <from outside> OW WHY THE LEG

G: (dragging ERROR into the house by the leg)

G, GanZ, Reaper: (throws them into the closet)

Reaper: Who can play some romantic music here?

G: Fortunately I can! (takes his seat on the keyboard)

GanZ: Well I got the camera! (brings out the camera)

Everyone Else: How long have you been planning this...

Reaper: Ever since day one, my friends.

Everyone Else: <•_•>

Reaper: HEY ARE YOU FOUR DONE IN THERE I swear if you're doing kinky s*** I'll come in there and personally reign on your parade...

Fell: OKAY OKAY DON'T RUSH US LIKE THAT (slams the door open)

Reaper: (sighs) Good. THANK THE LORD THEY DIDN'T HAVE A MAKE OUT SESSION IN THERE OR SOME S***

Reaper: Anyway, onto the piano music! (snaps his fingers)

G: (starts playing a romantic piece)

GanZ: (starts recording)

All Four of them: U-um...

ERROR: <to Ink> (blushing) W-...would you like to dance...? (holds out his hand for Ink to grab)

Ink: Gladly. (puts his hand on ERROR's)

ERROR, Ink: (starts dancing)

Fell: ... <-~->

Science: <//._.//> ... (blushing)

Fell: ...let's just get this done with... (blushes and holds out his hand)

Science: (hesitantly grabs it)

Fell: (twirls Sci around then dips him dramatically)

Science: (kisses Fell on the lips)

Fell: (blushing like crazy)

GanZ, G, Reaper: ooooOOHHHHHHHHHH

Everyone Else: ... <•.•>

Swap: ...

Swap: (holds out his hand) ...I won. Gimme the 10$.

Outer: UGH! (gets 10$ from his pocket)

Outer: Damnit. (gives it to Swap)

Swap: Thank you~! (takes it)

Fell, Science: DID YOU JUST F***ING BET ON US

(#3: dares:) "Make up the most random ship!" (To: Sin Squad)

Sin Squad: UMMMMMMMM...

G: I KNOW!

G: KATANA AND DANCE!!!

Dance, Katana: WHAT?!

G: It said most random ship. Besides, that was the first thing that came into my mind. (shrugs)

Dance: WHAT THE F*** IS UP WITH YOUR BRAIN MAN?!

G: I DON'T KNOW OKAY

Katana: (laughing his ass off)

(#4: dares:) "Make your creepiest face ever." (To: Horror, Killer, ERROR, Geno???, Nightmare)

Horror: Hehehe... (starts grinning)

G: G-guys...

Killer: What's the matter~? (starts giving them creepy looks)

ERROR: (start giggling creepily)

*The lights suddenly go out.

Everyone Else: (yelps)

Outer: C-come on guys... this isn't funny...!

Geno: Aw, what are you so afraid of~? (grins like a madman)

Everyone Else: GUYS STAHP

Geno: Heh, stop what~?

Outer: THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND!

Nightmare: Are you afraid of us~? (gives off the creepiest smile ever)

*The lights turn back on.

Horror, Killer, ERROR, Geno, Nightmare: (turns to the light switch) <-_->

Mel: Um... (slowly slips hand away from the light switch)

Killer: Damnit hun. (facepalms)

(#5: AJLPSKINZ13 dares:) "Watch all the episodes of My Little Pony." (To: G)

G: NO!!!

G: NO PLEASE

G: PLEASE

G: PLEASE JUST ANYTHING BUT MLP

Little: WHY NOT DADDDDD

G: I DUN WANNA FALL INTO THE PITS OF FRIENDSHIP AND MAGIC

G: IT'S GOING TO DESTROY MY EMO AESTHETIC

Everyone Else: (dragging G to the TV)

G: SOMEBODY, HELP MEHHHHHH

Everyone Else: (manages to throw him into a room with a TV on MLP)

G: NOOOOOOOOOOO

Sans: (slams the door and locks it tightly)

Little: Uncle... what's gonna happen to dad...?

Sans: Don't worry, he'll be fine. (shrugs)

(#6: dares:) "Watch all the episodes of My Littlest Petshop." (To: Fell)

Everyone Else: (starts dragging Fell into a room with a TV on My Littlest Petshop)

Science: FELL NOOOOO!!! (tries to reach out for Fell)

Fell: AHHHHH!!!!! (gets pushed into the room)

Science: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Sensy: Jeez Sci, it's just My Littlest Petshop, what could possibly be wrong with him after watching that?

Science: N-no... you don't understand...

Sensy: What?

Science: You'll see what sort of chaos we've made right after unlocking that room...

Sensy: You're making this sound serious...

Science: That's why! This is a serious issue!

Sensy: Yeah... I'll leave ya with that I guess...?

Decans: ...

Decans: ...I hear screaming...

Everyone Else: <•...•>

(#7: NamNguyen370 dares:) "Read a lemon." (To: Everyone except for Little Sans)

Mel: Whelp, I'm off to get the bleach. (stands up and leaves)

Geno: Are we going to be reading a random lemon???

GanZ: Yeah I guess. Didn't specifically say a specific lemon.

GanZ: (searches up smut on the internet)

GanZ: (clicks the first result)

Everyone Else: ... (reading it)

*...half way through...

Everyone: (nosebleeding)

GanZ: JESUS CHRIST HOLY MOTHER OF F*** THAT IS SOME INTENSE S*** RIGHT THERE

Everyone: CLOSE IT CLOSE IT CLOSE IT

GanZ: I NEED THE F***ING BLEACH

Killer: (slamming a cross onto the conputer)

Mel: (nosebleeding at the same time trying to bleach his eyes)

ERROR: WAKE ME UP

Everyone Else: WAKE MEH UP INSIDEEEE

Mel: GET THE MOTHERF***ING BLEACH PEOPLE

Mel: WE NEED MORE THAN TEN GALLONS OF BLEACH RIGHT THE F*** NOW

GanZ: CALL 911!!!

Sensy: ...

Sensy: ...so this is how straight s** works.

GanZ: SENSY NO

(#8: ComicBookFace dares:) "Have a make out session!" (To: PaperJam)

GanZ: AND RIGHT AFTER LOSING SO MUCH BLOOD TO THAT LEMON YOU GIVE US THIS

Mel: (slowly hands him a holy cross) EVEN THOUGH WE'RE NOT CATHOLIC WE ALL NEED THIS S*** WE NEED JESUS

GanZ: Okay you know what I'm actually fine with them having a make out session in front of us but 1) I don't want you guys making me horny and 2) we need Jesus.

ERROR: So... what are you trying to say...?

GanZ: This (opens a portal to UnderLust) is what I'm trying to say.

GanZ: (grabs Ink and ERROR)

Ink: GANZ NO

GanZ: Sorry guys! (throws Ink and ERROR into UnderLust)

Ink, ERROR: YOU GAY F***ERRRRRRRRR (free falling into UnderLust)

GanZ: Have fun! (closes the portal)

Sensy: ...sometimes I see you as the pure embodiment of what we call "sin", along with G.

GanZ: I learned. (shrugs)

(#8: Vixen_Fang asks:) "Will you help me suicide?" (To: Reaper)

Reaper: What...?

Reaper: N-no...

Everyone: ...

Reaper: I-...I'm sorry...

Reaper: I-I can't bring myself to do it...

Everyone: ...

Swap: A-are you feeling alright... human...?

Swap: Do you... need a hug...?

Geno: ...or someone to talk to...?

Swap: Please... don't lie to us...

(#9: dares:) "Listen to 'Her Last Words'." (To: All)

*...after listening to the song...

Swap: Human...? Please don't suicide...

Swap: ...because atleast 1 person in this world cares about you... MORE than one person cares about you...

Swap: ...you'll get through it...

Swap: ...please... don't hold it in...

Everyone: ...please... tell someone what's wrong...

Everyone: Don't lie, it will cause you more pain...

Everyone: Please... stay DETERMINED. For all the peole who care about you...

Swap: If you do suicide... please understand that you didn't kill only yourself...

Swap: ...you emotionally kill everyone who was ever connected to you...

Swap: So... don't do it... don't lose HOPE...

(I'm not good at comforting... but please PLEASE be okay...)

(I hope you find your way back to happiness...)

(#10: Cookies_love_TnT dares:) "Fuse and let the Sanses take a look at the smol child we all know as 'PaperJam'." (To: Ink, ERROR)

Everyone: ...

Swap: D-didn't GanZ push then into UnderLust...?

GanZ: I'll just get 'em back then!

GanZ: (opens a portal to UnderLust)

GanZ: (peeps into the portal) Hey guys you-

GanZ: (sees them getting it on) ...
<///•_•///> (nosebleeds)

GanZ: (closes the portal)

Sensy: Well? Where are they?

GanZ: NO

GanZ: JUST... NO

GanZ: (nopeing his way to the bleach)

GanZ: NEVER AGAIN (tries to bleach his eyes)

(R.I.P. GanZ's eyes)

(#11: dares:) "Tell the Sin Squad about your crush Greaser!" (To: Fresh)

(I kno some of u guys ship FreshPaper and sory if you don't ship FreshGrease)

Greaser: Your what???

Fresh: NOTHIN YO YO

Fresh: (drags Sci, Reaper, and GanZ to a room)

GanZ: BUT MY BLEACH (drops the bleach)

Fresh: NO TIME FO DAT YO (continues to drag them all)

(#12: ComicBookFace asks:) "May I join the Sin Squad?" (To: Sin Squad)

Science: <in the rook where Fresh dragged them> Of course you can!

GanZ: Yeah but...

GanZ: ...trust me on this. Buy yourself a life time supply of bleach.

Reaper: What did you see in there anyway?

GanZ: THINGS THAT ARE SO SINNY THAT EVEN I CANNOT PUT INTO WORDS (nosebleeds)

Science: How are you not dieing of blood loss...?

GanZ: I DON'T KNOW (continues to nosebleed)

GanZ: MY EYES ARE DEAD I NEED MY BLEACH

GanZ: SAVE ME BEFORE I LOSE SO MUCH BLOOD

Reaper: Pfff you already have.

GanZ: IM SERIOUS (trying desperately to contain his nosebleeds)

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I MANAGED TO UPDATE

WOOT WOOT

SWAG

This took up most of my batter life because I had to use my wifi while typing this XDDDDDD

Oh yeah I forgot that tomorrow is scheduled for Sansloids ._.

Don't forget to send in asks and dares for these Sanses!

Also, I'm still not accepting song requests, sorry.

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