Shipping and Sins
I'm just really upset that GZTale's over now. Yeah, I know Aren's going to possibly continue it(?) but I don't feel it'd be the same without Golzy... in my opinion.
Anyhoo, let's try to get that out of the way! Onwards to the sins(?)!
I do not own anything except for this story and some of it's plotline.
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(#1: InkSanss dares:) "Jump out of the window without your strings as the others watch Steven Universe." (To: ERROR)
ERROR: Aw, c'mon! Only they get to watch Steven Universe?!
G: Dare's a dare, man.
ERROR: But I wanna watch some SU!!!
ERROR: I gotta catch up to the new episodes!!!
G: We can always watch it later!
ERROR: BUT DA LAPIS AND DA PERIDOT AND DA STEVEN-
Ink: JUST DO IT ALREADY
ERROR: FINE
ERROR: (opens window) Okay... (takes a deep breath)
ERROR: Three... two...
ERROR: O-
Ink: (pushes ERROR out of the window)
ERROR: AHHHHHHHHHHH (falling)
ERROR: INK YOU BAST-
ERROR: (lands in a bush)
Ink: Huh. I don't remember that bush being there.
G: And I never remembered the fact that you wanted to push ERROR out of the window.
Ink: Ah... old habits never die. (sighs)
GanZ: HOW THE HELL ARE YOU SO CALM ABOUT YOUR F***ING BOYFRIEND FREEFALLING OFF THE SECOND FLOOR OF A HOUSE?!
Ink: But he landed on a bush. He's fine.
*The episode that the others were watching ended.
G: WHA-?!
GanZ, G: YOU WATCHED STEVEN UNIVERSE WITHOUT US?!
Outer: Yeah. Why?
GanZ, G: (crying in the emo corner)
Outer: Ah well. Guess you gotta watch it off the internet. (shrugs and turns off the TV)
(#2: medicthekitty dares:) "Wear a suit/dress and dance romantically." (To: PaperJam, SciFell)
Reaper: EVERYONE! PREPARE THE PIANO MUSIC
Reaper: (grabs Sci and Ink)
GanZ: (grabs Fell)
G: (goes out to grab ERROR)
ERROR: <from outside> OW WHY THE LEG
G: (dragging ERROR into the house by the leg)
G, GanZ, Reaper: (throws them into the closet)
Reaper: Who can play some romantic music here?
G: Fortunately I can! (takes his seat on the keyboard)
GanZ: Well I got the camera! (brings out the camera)
Everyone Else: How long have you been planning this...
Reaper: Ever since day one, my friends.
Everyone Else: <•_•>
Reaper: HEY ARE YOU FOUR DONE IN THERE I swear if you're doing kinky s*** I'll come in there and personally reign on your parade...
Fell: OKAY OKAY DON'T RUSH US LIKE THAT (slams the door open)
Reaper: (sighs) Good. THANK THE LORD THEY DIDN'T HAVE A MAKE OUT SESSION IN THERE OR SOME S***
Reaper: Anyway, onto the piano music! (snaps his fingers)
G: (starts playing a romantic piece)
GanZ: (starts recording)
All Four of them: U-um...
ERROR: <to Ink> (blushing) W-...would you like to dance...? (holds out his hand for Ink to grab)
Ink: Gladly. (puts his hand on ERROR's)
ERROR, Ink: (starts dancing)
Fell: ... <-~->
Science: <//._.//> ... (blushing)
Fell: ...let's just get this done with... (blushes and holds out his hand)
Science: (hesitantly grabs it)
Fell: (twirls Sci around then dips him dramatically)
Science: (kisses Fell on the lips)
Fell: (blushing like crazy)
GanZ, G, Reaper: ooooOOHHHHHHHHHH
Everyone Else: ... <•.•>
Swap: ...
Swap: (holds out his hand) ...I won. Gimme the 10$.
Outer: UGH! (gets 10$ from his pocket)
Outer: Damnit. (gives it to Swap)
Swap: Thank you~! (takes it)
Fell, Science: DID YOU JUST F***ING BET ON US
(#3: dares:) "Make up the most random ship!" (To: Sin Squad)
Sin Squad: UMMMMMMMM...
G: I KNOW!
G: KATANA AND DANCE!!!
Dance, Katana: WHAT?!
G: It said most random ship. Besides, that was the first thing that came into my mind. (shrugs)
Dance: WHAT THE F*** IS UP WITH YOUR BRAIN MAN?!
G: I DON'T KNOW OKAY
Katana: (laughing his ass off)
(#4: dares:) "Make your creepiest face ever." (To: Horror, Killer, ERROR, Geno???, Nightmare)
Horror: Hehehe... (starts grinning)
G: G-guys...
Killer: What's the matter~? (starts giving them creepy looks)
ERROR: (start giggling creepily)
*The lights suddenly go out.
Everyone Else: (yelps)
Outer: C-come on guys... this isn't funny...!
Geno: Aw, what are you so afraid of~? (grins like a madman)
Everyone Else: GUYS STAHP
Geno: Heh, stop what~?
Outer: THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND!
Nightmare: Are you afraid of us~? (gives off the creepiest smile ever)
*The lights turn back on.
Horror, Killer, ERROR, Geno, Nightmare: (turns to the light switch) <-_->
Mel: Um... (slowly slips hand away from the light switch)
Killer: Damnit hun. (facepalms)
(#5: AJLPSKINZ13 dares:) "Watch all the episodes of My Little Pony." (To: G)
G: NO!!!
G: NO PLEASE
G: PLEASE
G: PLEASE JUST ANYTHING BUT MLP
Little: WHY NOT DADDDDD
G: I DUN WANNA FALL INTO THE PITS OF FRIENDSHIP AND MAGIC
G: IT'S GOING TO DESTROY MY EMO AESTHETIC
Everyone Else: (dragging G to the TV)
G: SOMEBODY, HELP MEHHHHHH
Everyone Else: (manages to throw him into a room with a TV on MLP)
G: NOOOOOOOOOOO
Sans: (slams the door and locks it tightly)
Little: Uncle... what's gonna happen to dad...?
Sans: Don't worry, he'll be fine. (shrugs)
(#6: dares:) "Watch all the episodes of My Littlest Petshop." (To: Fell)
Everyone Else: (starts dragging Fell into a room with a TV on My Littlest Petshop)
Science: FELL NOOOOO!!! (tries to reach out for Fell)
Fell: AHHHHH!!!!! (gets pushed into the room)
Science: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Sensy: Jeez Sci, it's just My Littlest Petshop, what could possibly be wrong with him after watching that?
Science: N-no... you don't understand...
Sensy: What?
Science: You'll see what sort of chaos we've made right after unlocking that room...
Sensy: You're making this sound serious...
Science: That's why! This is a serious issue!
Sensy: Yeah... I'll leave ya with that I guess...?
Decans: ...
Decans: ...I hear screaming...
Everyone Else: <•...•>
(#7: NamNguyen370 dares:) "Read a lemon." (To: Everyone except for Little Sans)
Mel: Whelp, I'm off to get the bleach. (stands up and leaves)
Geno: Are we going to be reading a random lemon???
GanZ: Yeah I guess. Didn't specifically say a specific lemon.
GanZ: (searches up smut on the internet)
GanZ: (clicks the first result)
Everyone Else: ... (reading it)
*...half way through...
Everyone: (nosebleeding)
GanZ: JESUS CHRIST HOLY MOTHER OF F*** THAT IS SOME INTENSE S*** RIGHT THERE
Everyone: CLOSE IT CLOSE IT CLOSE IT
GanZ: I NEED THE F***ING BLEACH
Killer: (slamming a cross onto the conputer)
Mel: (nosebleeding at the same time trying to bleach his eyes)
ERROR: WAKE ME UP
Everyone Else: WAKE MEH UP INSIDEEEE
Mel: GET THE MOTHERF***ING BLEACH PEOPLE
Mel: WE NEED MORE THAN TEN GALLONS OF BLEACH RIGHT THE F*** NOW
GanZ: CALL 911!!!
Sensy: ...
Sensy: ...so this is how straight s** works.
GanZ: SENSY NO
(#8: ComicBookFace dares:) "Have a make out session!" (To: PaperJam)
GanZ: AND RIGHT AFTER LOSING SO MUCH BLOOD TO THAT LEMON YOU GIVE US THIS
Mel: (slowly hands him a holy cross) EVEN THOUGH WE'RE NOT CATHOLIC WE ALL NEED THIS S*** WE NEED JESUS
GanZ: Okay you know what I'm actually fine with them having a make out session in front of us but 1) I don't want you guys making me horny and 2) we need Jesus.
ERROR: So... what are you trying to say...?
GanZ: This (opens a portal to UnderLust) is what I'm trying to say.
GanZ: (grabs Ink and ERROR)
Ink: GANZ NO
GanZ: Sorry guys! (throws Ink and ERROR into UnderLust)
Ink, ERROR: YOU GAY F***ERRRRRRRRR (free falling into UnderLust)
GanZ: Have fun! (closes the portal)
Sensy: ...sometimes I see you as the pure embodiment of what we call "sin", along with G.
GanZ: I learned. (shrugs)
(#8: Vixen_Fang asks:) "Will you help me suicide?" (To: Reaper)
Reaper: What...?
Reaper: N-no...
Everyone: ...
Reaper: I-...I'm sorry...
Reaper: I-I can't bring myself to do it...
Everyone: ...
Swap: A-are you feeling alright... human...?
Swap: Do you... need a hug...?
Geno: ...or someone to talk to...?
Swap: Please... don't lie to us...
(#9: dares:) "Listen to 'Her Last Words'." (To: All)
*...after listening to the song...
Swap: Human...? Please don't suicide...
Swap: ...because atleast 1 person in this world cares about you... MORE than one person cares about you...
Swap: ...you'll get through it...
Swap: ...please... don't hold it in...
Everyone: ...please... tell someone what's wrong...
Everyone: Don't lie, it will cause you more pain...
Everyone: Please... stay DETERMINED. For all the peole who care about you...
Swap: If you do suicide... please understand that you didn't kill only yourself...
Swap: ...you emotionally kill everyone who was ever connected to you...
Swap: So... don't do it... don't lose HOPE...
(I'm not good at comforting... but please PLEASE be okay...)
(I hope you find your way back to happiness...)
(#10: Cookies_love_TnT dares:) "Fuse and let the Sanses take a look at the smol child we all know as 'PaperJam'." (To: Ink, ERROR)
Everyone: ...
Swap: D-didn't GanZ push then into UnderLust...?
GanZ: I'll just get 'em back then!
GanZ: (opens a portal to UnderLust)
GanZ: (peeps into the portal) Hey guys you-
GanZ: (sees them getting it on) ...
<///•_•///> (nosebleeds)
GanZ: (closes the portal)
Sensy: Well? Where are they?
GanZ: NO
GanZ: JUST... NO
GanZ: (nopeing his way to the bleach)
GanZ: NEVER AGAIN (tries to bleach his eyes)
(R.I.P. GanZ's eyes)
(#11: dares:) "Tell the Sin Squad about your crush Greaser!" (To: Fresh)
(I kno some of u guys ship FreshPaper and sory if you don't ship FreshGrease)
Greaser: Your what???
Fresh: NOTHIN YO YO
Fresh: (drags Sci, Reaper, and GanZ to a room)
GanZ: BUT MY BLEACH (drops the bleach)
Fresh: NO TIME FO DAT YO (continues to drag them all)
(#12: ComicBookFace asks:) "May I join the Sin Squad?" (To: Sin Squad)
Science: <in the rook where Fresh dragged them> Of course you can!
GanZ: Yeah but...
GanZ: ...trust me on this. Buy yourself a life time supply of bleach.
Reaper: What did you see in there anyway?
GanZ: THINGS THAT ARE SO SINNY THAT EVEN I CANNOT PUT INTO WORDS (nosebleeds)
Science: How are you not dieing of blood loss...?
GanZ: I DON'T KNOW (continues to nosebleed)
GanZ: MY EYES ARE DEAD I NEED MY BLEACH
GanZ: SAVE ME BEFORE I LOSE SO MUCH BLOOD
Reaper: Pfff you already have.
GanZ: IM SERIOUS (trying desperately to contain his nosebleeds)
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I MANAGED TO UPDATE
WOOT WOOT
SWAG
This took up most of my batter life because I had to use my wifi while typing this XDDDDDD
Oh yeah I forgot that tomorrow is scheduled for Sansloids ._.
Don't forget to send in asks and dares for these Sanses!
Also, I'm still not accepting song requests, sorry.
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