Sansloids are Taking a Break!
So after this chapter, we're going back to Sansloids. I'm not going to be taking requests or asks/dares until the Sansloids are over... sorry.
I do not own anything except for this story.
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ERROR: HAHA YES A BREAK FROM THE SINGING!
Everyone: (dancing around and celebrating)
G: It's not over, though. We still gotta do it tomorrow.
ERROR: Ah f***. <=_=>
G: It'll be over soon.
ERROR: I want out of the Sansloids.
Sensy: You're not the only one, you know.
G: C'mon guys, it's not that bad!
GanZ: I admit, Tokyo Teddy Bear was fun to sing.
ERROR: Wait, what are we doing again?
G: Dares.
ERROR: F*** THAT'S WORSE THAN SINGING
Sensy: I'm ready to jump out of the window.
Killer: B**** I'm already about to do it. (about to jump out of the window)
GanZ: HOLY S*** NO
G: I don't think you guys were specifically given dares.
Sensy, Killer: BLESS
(#1: VickieDo asks:) "Do you feel lonely that you aren't being asked a lot of questions or being dares a lot?" (To: Sans)
(this was a dare I forgot, but then I remembered ;-; sorry about that dude)
Sans: Well, you already asked me a question, so...
G: No like, what if you weren't asked that question? Do you feel lonely?
Sans: No, actually.
Sans: ...
Sans: I just love not being included in your stupid s***.
(#2: CocoKirari dares:) "Do the All Together Challenge! That means you have to do everything together!" (To: ERROR, Ink)
Ink: Welp, (crosses his legs) I'm never going to the bathroom ever again.
ERROR: Jeez, it's only for one day.
Ink: Still not doing it if we're in this challenge.
ERROR: So, you're not going to move?
Ink: ...
Ink: I'm going to eat something.
ERROR: That means I get to eat too.
Ink: Oh yeah.
Ink: Welp, let's go. (stands up)
ERROR: (stands up)
Ink, ERROR: (going to the kitchen)
GanZ: AWWW THAT'S ADORABLE
GanZ: ...
GanZ: ...honestly I thought they were going to do something kinky.
Sensy: GANZ WHAT THE F***
(#3: SHipLeBrownDog asks:) "Do you ship Swapped!Geno and Swapped!Reaper?" (To: Sin Squad)
Science: Isn't Swapped!Reaper just basically Reaper except this time he isn't Death, he's Life?
Science: And that goes for Swapped!Geno as well...
GanZ: Isn't this just AfterDeath in a swapped aspect?
G: I guess that means we'll still ship it.
Sensy: This shouldn't even be a question, OF COURSE THEY'LL SHIP IT THIS IS THE SIN SQUAD WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
G: Yeah... he's right. We ship literally everything.
Science: You shouldn't have even asked this, of course we'd ship it! It IS AfterDeath in a different aspect!
Reaper: Hardcore sinners right there. (pointing at the Sin Squad)
Geno: Aren't you part of the Sin Squad too?
Reaper: Yeah...
Reaper: Does it look like I want to get included in a ship that obviously has me in it?
Geno: That'd be wierd.
Reaper: Exactly.
(#4: shayclov391 dares:) "Prank ERROR." (To: Ink)
Ink: Wait, aren't we already doing the together challenge thing?
G: Yeah.
Ink: So... if I prank ERROR, does that mean he gets to prank me too?
G: ...I guess???
Ink: S***. I had an awesome prank, but I guess it'll backfire on me.
ERROR: DO IT I'M GOING TO PRANK YOU 1000X HARDER
Ink: Gee, you're hyped.
ERROR: I WANTED TO PRANK YOU MY WHOLE DAMN LIFE
Ink: Haven't you pranked me enough already?
ERROR: MY PRANKS ALWAYS MANAGE TO BACKFIRE ON ME AND HAVE NO EFFECT ON YOU
Ink: But then... I would be expecting the prank because I know you're going to do it.
ERROR: ...
Ink: So I guess your element of excitement disappeared.
ERROR: F*** you're right...
Ink: B**** I'M GOING TO PRANK YOU SO HARD TONIGHT YOU'LL REGRET YOU EVEN ASKED FOR ME TO PRANK YOU MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Ink: (clears throat)
(#5: ChimCat dares:) "Play Megalovania." (To: Whoever has instruments)
G: AW C'MON SPARE MY HANDS FROM THE HAND SPLITS PLEASE
Science: I haven't really mastered Megalovania on my guitar yet...
Reaper: C'mon guys, atleast one part of Megalovania?
G: Fine.
*...at the music room...
G: (takes his seat and puts his hands on the finger positions for Megalovania)
G: (starts playing the first part perfectly in a quick pace)
Everyone: <•_•>
G: (starts going slower on the second part)
G: F*** IT I GIVE UP
G: (stands up) (summons his Gaster Blasters)
Everyone: <°_°>
Outer: I think I know what he's going to do...
Everyone: G NO-!
G: (blasting the piano with Gaster Blasters)
*...
Everyone: (panting as they stand by the room)
Swap: Is G going to be safe in there???
Geno: Absolutely not.
Dream: THEN WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?! WE GOTTA SAVE HIM! (about to run into the room)
Nightmare: (grabs Dream by the cape)
Nightmare: Don't be so reckless. He's going to be fine.
Dream: BUT-! B-BUT...
Nightmare: No is a no, we can't go in there. If we do, instead of saving him, we're going to die.
*All the blasting suddenly stops.
G: (comes out of the room with a grumpy expression)
Everyone Else: (looks into the music room)
Everyone Else: <•_•> ...
GanZ: R.I.P. piano. Rest well...
Everyone: ...
Reaper: We got a lot of walls to fix in this house...
Sensy: Do we even have money for that kind s***?
Reaper: Nope. Absolutely not.
Sensy: So do we just leave that super big hole in the wall?
Reaper: Does it look like we can fix it?
Sensy: Eh...
Sensy: ...no...
Reaper: Let's just forget about this... (locks the music room)
(#6: Cookies_love_TnT dares:) "Let him have his favorite kind of cake." (To: Little)
Little: (gasps) SO DOES THAT MEAN I GET 2 CAKES?!
G: Two?
Little: Yeah. I like chocolate cake and chiffon cake!
G: Yeah, I guess. It says you can have your favorite kinds.
Little: YAY! (hugs G's leg) THANKS!
Little: (runs to the kitchen)
Outer: Does he know how to use a knife?
G: <°_°> ...
G: LITTLE SANS DONT USE THE KNIFE WITHOUT MEEEEEE (runs after Little)
(#7: dares:) "Confess what you did in UnderLust." (To: Ink, ERROR)
Ink: U-um... (blushing)
ERROR: ... (trying to cover his face)
Ink: Yeah... we... u-um... ah...
Ink: (signals to ERROR)
ERROR: Um...
ERROR: You see... we...
Ink: Ah...
ERROR: Um...
Sans: Just get it done with.
ERROR: OKAY OKAY!
ERROR: We...
Ink: (sighs)
ERROR: We... (does quote marks) "got together"...
Ink, ERROR: (blushing)
Sensy: Can you please just say you f***ed or some s***?
GanZ: SENSY!
Sensy: What??? Am I not allowed to be perverted?
GanZ: No you are and that actually makes my life 1000 times better but COULDN'T YOU HAVE WORDED THAT BETTER?!
Sensy: ...
Sensy: Nah, I'm bad at rewording s***.
G: R U NOT TAKING NOTE OF WHAT ERROR AND INK SAID?!
G: THEY F***ED!
Science: THAT'S GREAT NEWS!
Sin Squad: YESSSSSSS (celebrating)
ERROR, Ink: Um... (sweats)
Ink: Was us f***ing that important to you???
Reaper: B**** OF COURSE IT IS
Sin Squad: F*** YEAAAAAAAAAAA
(#8: Skally_Skelly asks:) "What's your favorite ship(s)? And may I join the Sin Squad?" (To: Sin Squad)
GanZ: Favorite ship...?
Sin Squad: Hm...
Everyone: ...
G: We aren't really into favoritism.
Science: We equally like all ships, yet some we don't ship at all. But we still respect the ships. Even if it's wierd.
G: Yeah, very well worded, my friend.
G: Oh, and of course you can join the Sin Squad! All of you can as long as you don't hide your ship sins!
Sans: I'd rather hide my sins. I don't want to be included in the Sin Squad...
G: Oh, someday, you will be, Sans...
Sin Squad: Someday...
Sin Squad: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
G: (coughs) Sorry.
(#9: dares:) "Wear an adorable blue cat maid dress." (To: Swap)
Geno: And here we are again with the kinky maid dresses. (facepalms)
Geno: When will the maid dresses end???
Fell: More of...
Fell: WHY THE ACTUAL F*** DO WE HAVE MAID DRESSES
Fell: WHY CRUEL WORLD
Geno: Correction. "Cruel closet". Not world, my friend.
Fell: Right, sorry.
Fell: (clears throat)
Fell: WHY CRUEL CLOSET
Swap: Eh. I'm fine with these maid dresses. (shrugs)
Swap: Now excuse me... (dashes into the closet)
*...
Outer: It's been 20 minutes... Swap isn't out yet.
Outer: Should it really take him that long to wear a single maid dress???
ERROR: I actually start to wonder if you can get lost in that closet.
Fresh: Bruh what the heck?
ERROR: Y'know! That closet's f***in' huge, what if he-
*The closet opens.
Swap: (comes out in the maid dress and the accessories) (does a super moe pose) NYA~!
Everyone Else: AHHHHHHH
Sin Squad: KAWAIIIIIIIIIIII
Everyone Else: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Swap: <•_•> ...a-am I that cute...?
Everyone Else: (still screaming)
(#10: asks:) "Who hates MTT the most from all of you?" (To: All)
Everyone: (looks at Sensy)
Sensy: WHY ARE YOU SPECULATING IT'S ME?!
GanZ: Because. You're the sarcastic husbando.
Sensy: I don't really hate Enterton. He's pretty hilarious.
GanZ: I was pretty much expecting you to hate him. <:/>
Sensy: And you stand corrected.
Sans: I don't think any of us could hate Mettaton.
Fell: I hate him.
Sans: What why?
Fell: Because I hate everybody.
Science: Oh, yeah... right.
(#11: requests:) "GROUP HUG! ERROR and Fell shouldn't hurt us, and G doesn't really have to hug." (To: All)
Reaper: I CAN FINALLY HUG SOMEONE!
G: Haven't you hugged Geno once???
Reaper: Nah. He never allows me to. The only way I can actually get a hug from him is to sneak up behind him.
Reaper: ...
Reaper: ...which he always seems to counter attack by a bone shield...
Reaper: ...or teleportation...
Reaper: ...or-
G: Woah you've been beaten by Geno more than once!
Reaper: Damnit.
Fresh: THE HUGZ YO (holds out his arms for a hug)
*You jump into their embrace.
*You feel contented as they hug you back.
ERROR: (incoherent mumbling)
*...
*You let go of the embrace.
*You thank them and let them get back to their business.
(#12: medicthekitty asks:) "Any new ships?" (To: Sin Squad)
G: Hm... not really...
Science: We'll get to the ship action after we're done with our singing...
G: Damn I want dat ship action.
Science: Have patience, my friend.
(#13: dares:) "Meet ur child, PaperJam." (To: ERROR, Ink)
G: I thought PaperJam was a fusion and a ship name.
ERROR: A lot of people seemed to headcanon that PaperJam was our child... <:/>
Ink: He actually isn't. He's just a fusion.
G: That's kinda disappointing.
Ink: We can fuse for you next time...
Sin Squad: I WILL GLADLY WAIT
(#14: asks:) "What's your favorite ship?" (To: All but the Sin Squad)
Sans: NOPE I AM NOT GOING TO EMBRACE MY SINS
Geno: ...nope... don't got a ship...
Swap: PAPERJAMMMMMMM
ERROR, Ink: (blushing) <•_•>
Fell: Don't know, don't care.
Killer, Sensy: (holding up a cross) These guys need Jesus.
G: YOU need Jesus. Dem tentacles. <•_•> (perverted thinking activated)
Killer: You need Jesus more than I do. I know what you're thinking about my tentacles. <T_T>
G: Gimme dat cross. (grabs the cross from Sensy)
G: Does anybody have bleach? I need to erase the perverted otaku tentacle thoughts in my mind!
(#15: asks:) "Have you guys watched any new movies? If so, which one was your favorite?" (To: All)
(Spoiler alert for "The Huntsman: The Winter's War"!)
Ice: My favorite was "The Huntsman: Winter's War".
Ice: ...except the fact that Freya dided in the end. <TT-TT>
Umi: That part was really sad...
Ice: ...and the fact that there were a LOT of s** scenes. <:/>
GanZ: HOLY S*** WHAT <XD>
GanZ: AND I ALREADY WANNA WATCH IT
G: I'M GOING TO WATCH IT WITH YOU!
Science: ME TOO
Reaper: ME THREEEEEE
Sin Squad: YEEEE LET'S WATCH ITTTTTTT
Everyone: YEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ice: But I already watched it...
Decans: Promise me you won't spoil.
Ice: Yeah I won't.
Decans: Good.
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I think I missed one... IDK??? I'm going somewhere tomorrow, so no updates tomorrow and the day after that and possibly a few more days after that because my cousins are coming by. :-/
I'm not accepting questions or dares for the Sanses until the Sansloids are over, and I'm not accepting song requests for the Sansloids anymore. Sorry.
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