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Sansloids are Taking a Break!

So after this chapter, we're going back to Sansloids. I'm not going to be taking requests or asks/dares until the Sansloids are over... sorry.

I do not own anything except for this story.

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ERROR: HAHA YES A BREAK FROM THE SINGING!

Everyone: (dancing around and celebrating)

G: It's not over, though. We still gotta do it tomorrow.

ERROR: Ah f***. <=_=>

G: It'll be over soon.

ERROR: I want out of the Sansloids.

Sensy: You're not the only one, you know.

G: C'mon guys, it's not that bad!

GanZ: I admit, Tokyo Teddy Bear was fun to sing.

ERROR: Wait, what are we doing again?

G: Dares.

ERROR: F*** THAT'S WORSE THAN SINGING

Sensy: I'm ready to jump out of the window.

Killer: B**** I'm already about to do it. (about to jump out of the window)

GanZ: HOLY S*** NO

G: I don't think you guys were specifically given dares.

Sensy, Killer: BLESS

(#1: VickieDo asks:) "Do you feel lonely that you aren't being asked a lot of questions or being dares a lot?" (To: Sans)

(this was a dare I forgot, but then I remembered ;-; sorry about that dude)

Sans: Well, you already asked me a question, so...

G: No like, what if you weren't asked that question? Do you feel lonely?

Sans: No, actually.

Sans: ...

Sans: I just love not being included in your stupid s***.

(#2: CocoKirari dares:) "Do the All Together Challenge! That means you have to do everything together!" (To: ERROR, Ink)

Ink: Welp, (crosses his legs) I'm never going to the bathroom ever again.

ERROR: Jeez, it's only for one day.

Ink: Still not doing it if we're in this challenge.

ERROR: So, you're not going to move?

Ink: ...

Ink: I'm going to eat something.

ERROR: That means I get to eat too.

Ink: Oh yeah.

Ink: Welp, let's go. (stands up)

ERROR: (stands up)

Ink, ERROR: (going to the kitchen)

GanZ: AWWW THAT'S ADORABLE

GanZ: ...

GanZ: ...honestly I thought they were going to do something kinky.

Sensy: GANZ WHAT THE F***

(#3: SHipLeBrownDog asks:) "Do you ship Swapped!Geno and Swapped!Reaper?" (To: Sin Squad)

Science: Isn't Swapped!Reaper just basically Reaper except this time he isn't Death, he's Life?

Science: And that goes for Swapped!Geno as well...

GanZ: Isn't this just AfterDeath in a swapped aspect?

G: I guess that means we'll still ship it.

Sensy: This shouldn't even be a question, OF COURSE THEY'LL SHIP IT THIS IS THE SIN SQUAD WE'RE TALKING ABOUT

G: Yeah... he's right. We ship literally everything.

Science: You shouldn't have even asked this, of course we'd ship it! It IS AfterDeath in a different aspect!

Reaper: Hardcore sinners right there. (pointing at the Sin Squad)

Geno: Aren't you part of the Sin Squad too?

Reaper: Yeah...

Reaper: Does it look like I want to get included in a ship that obviously has me in it?

Geno: That'd be wierd.

Reaper: Exactly.

(#4: shayclov391 dares:) "Prank ERROR." (To: Ink)

Ink: Wait, aren't we already doing the together challenge thing?

G: Yeah.

Ink: So... if I prank ERROR, does that mean he gets to prank me too?

G: ...I guess???

Ink: S***. I had an awesome prank, but I guess it'll backfire on me.

ERROR: DO IT I'M GOING TO PRANK YOU 1000X HARDER

Ink: Gee, you're hyped.

ERROR: I WANTED TO PRANK YOU MY WHOLE DAMN LIFE

Ink: Haven't you pranked me enough already?

ERROR: MY PRANKS ALWAYS MANAGE TO BACKFIRE ON ME AND HAVE NO EFFECT ON YOU

Ink: But then... I would be expecting the prank because I know you're going to do it.

ERROR: ...

Ink: So I guess your element of excitement disappeared.

ERROR: F*** you're right...

Ink: B**** I'M GOING TO PRANK YOU SO HARD TONIGHT YOU'LL REGRET YOU EVEN ASKED FOR ME TO PRANK YOU MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

Ink: (clears throat)

(#5: ChimCat dares:) "Play Megalovania." (To: Whoever has instruments)

G: AW C'MON SPARE MY HANDS FROM THE HAND SPLITS PLEASE

Science: I haven't really mastered Megalovania on my guitar yet...

Reaper: C'mon guys, atleast one part of Megalovania?

G: Fine.

*...at the music room...

G: (takes his seat and puts his hands on the finger positions for Megalovania)

G: (starts playing the first part perfectly in a quick pace)

Everyone: <•_•>

G: (starts going slower on the second part)

G: F*** IT I GIVE UP

G: (stands up) (summons his Gaster Blasters)

Everyone: <°_°>

Outer: I think I know what he's going to do...

Everyone: G NO-!

G: (blasting the piano with Gaster Blasters)

*...

Everyone: (panting as they stand by the room)

Swap: Is G going to be safe in there???

Geno: Absolutely not.

Dream: THEN WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?! WE GOTTA SAVE HIM! (about to run into the room)

Nightmare: (grabs Dream by the cape)

Nightmare: Don't be so reckless. He's going to be fine.

Dream: BUT-! B-BUT...

Nightmare: No is a no, we can't go in there. If we do, instead of saving him, we're going to die.

*All the blasting suddenly stops.

G: (comes out of the room with a grumpy expression)

Everyone Else: (looks into the music room)

Everyone Else: <•_•> ...

GanZ: R.I.P. piano. Rest well...

Everyone: ...

Reaper: We got a lot of walls to fix in this house...

Sensy: Do we even have money for that kind s***?

Reaper: Nope. Absolutely not.

Sensy: So do we just leave that super big hole in the wall?

Reaper: Does it look like we can fix it?

Sensy: Eh...

Sensy: ...no...

Reaper: Let's just forget about this... (locks the music room)

(#6: Cookies_love_TnT dares:) "Let him have his favorite kind of cake." (To: Little)

Little: (gasps) SO DOES THAT MEAN I GET 2 CAKES?!

G: Two?

Little: Yeah. I like chocolate cake and chiffon cake!

G: Yeah, I guess. It says you can have your favorite kinds.

Little: YAY! (hugs G's leg) THANKS!

Little: (runs to the kitchen)

Outer: Does he know how to use a knife?

G: <°_°> ...

G: LITTLE SANS DONT USE THE KNIFE WITHOUT MEEEEEE (runs after Little)

(#7: dares:) "Confess what you did in UnderLust." (To: Ink, ERROR)

Ink: U-um... (blushing)

ERROR: ... (trying to cover his face)

Ink: Yeah... we... u-um... ah...

Ink: (signals to ERROR)

ERROR: Um...

ERROR: You see... we...

Ink: Ah...

ERROR: Um...

Sans: Just get it done with.

ERROR: OKAY OKAY!

ERROR: We...

Ink: (sighs)

ERROR: We... (does quote marks) "got together"...

Ink, ERROR: (blushing)

Sensy: Can you please just say you f***ed or some s***?

GanZ: SENSY!

Sensy: What??? Am I not allowed to be perverted?

GanZ: No you are and that actually makes my life 1000 times better but COULDN'T YOU HAVE WORDED THAT BETTER?!

Sensy: ...

Sensy: Nah, I'm bad at rewording s***.

G: R U NOT TAKING NOTE OF WHAT ERROR AND INK SAID?!

G: THEY F***ED!

Science: THAT'S GREAT NEWS!

Sin Squad: YESSSSSSS (celebrating)

ERROR, Ink: Um... (sweats)

Ink: Was us f***ing that important to you???

Reaper: B**** OF COURSE IT IS

Sin Squad: F*** YEAAAAAAAAAAA

(#8: Skally_Skelly asks:) "What's your favorite ship(s)? And may I join the Sin Squad?" (To: Sin Squad)

GanZ: Favorite ship...?

Sin Squad: Hm...

Everyone: ...

G: We aren't really into favoritism.

Science: We equally like all ships, yet some we don't ship at all. But we still respect the ships. Even if it's wierd.

G: Yeah, very well worded, my friend.

G: Oh, and of course you can join the Sin Squad! All of you can as long as you don't hide your ship sins!

Sans: I'd rather hide my sins. I don't want to be included in the Sin Squad...

G: Oh, someday, you will be, Sans...

Sin Squad: Someday...

Sin Squad: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

G: (coughs) Sorry.

(#9: dares:) "Wear an adorable blue cat maid dress." (To: Swap)

Geno: And here we are again with the kinky maid dresses. (facepalms)

Geno: When will the maid dresses end???

Fell: More of...

Fell: WHY THE ACTUAL F*** DO WE HAVE MAID DRESSES

Fell: WHY CRUEL WORLD

Geno: Correction. "Cruel closet". Not world, my friend.

Fell: Right, sorry.

Fell: (clears throat)

Fell: WHY CRUEL CLOSET

Swap: Eh. I'm fine with these maid dresses. (shrugs)

Swap: Now excuse me... (dashes into the closet)

*...

Outer: It's been 20 minutes... Swap isn't out yet.

Outer: Should it really take him that long to wear a single maid dress???

ERROR: I actually start to wonder if you can get lost in that closet.

Fresh: Bruh what the heck?

ERROR: Y'know! That closet's f***in' huge, what if he-

*The closet opens.

Swap: (comes out in the maid dress and the accessories) (does a super moe pose) NYA~!

Everyone Else: AHHHHHHH

Sin Squad: KAWAIIIIIIIIIIII

Everyone Else: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Swap: <•_•> ...a-am I that cute...?

Everyone Else: (still screaming)

(#10: asks:) "Who hates MTT the most from all of you?" (To: All)

Everyone: (looks at Sensy)

Sensy: WHY ARE YOU SPECULATING IT'S ME?!

GanZ: Because. You're the sarcastic husbando.

Sensy: I don't really hate Enterton. He's pretty hilarious.

GanZ: I was pretty much expecting you to hate him. <:/>

Sensy: And you stand corrected.

Sans: I don't think any of us could hate Mettaton.

Fell: I hate him.

Sans: What why?

Fell: Because I hate everybody.

Science: Oh, yeah... right.

(#11: requests:) "GROUP HUG! ERROR and Fell shouldn't hurt us, and G doesn't really have to hug." (To: All)

Reaper: I CAN FINALLY HUG SOMEONE!

G: Haven't you hugged Geno once???

Reaper: Nah. He never allows me to. The only way I can actually get a hug from him is to sneak up behind him.

Reaper: ...

Reaper: ...which he always seems to counter attack by a bone shield...

Reaper: ...or teleportation...

Reaper: ...or-

G: Woah you've been beaten by Geno more than once!

Reaper: Damnit.

Fresh: THE HUGZ YO (holds out his arms for a hug)

*You jump into their embrace.

*You feel contented as they hug you back.

ERROR: (incoherent mumbling)

*...

*You let go of the embrace.

*You thank them and let them get back to their business.

(#12: medicthekitty asks:) "Any new ships?" (To: Sin Squad)

G: Hm... not really...

Science: We'll get to the ship action after we're done with our singing...

G: Damn I want dat ship action.

Science: Have patience, my friend.

(#13: dares:) "Meet ur child, PaperJam." (To: ERROR, Ink)

G: I thought PaperJam was a fusion and a ship name.

ERROR: A lot of people seemed to headcanon that PaperJam was our child... <:/>

Ink: He actually isn't. He's just a fusion.

G: That's kinda disappointing.

Ink: We can fuse for you next time...

Sin Squad: I WILL GLADLY WAIT

(#14: asks:) "What's your favorite ship?" (To: All but the Sin Squad)

Sans: NOPE I AM NOT GOING TO EMBRACE MY SINS

Geno: ...nope... don't got a ship...

Swap: PAPERJAMMMMMMM

ERROR, Ink: (blushing) <•_•>

Fell: Don't know, don't care.

Killer, Sensy: (holding up a cross) These guys need Jesus.

G: YOU need Jesus. Dem tentacles. <•_•> (perverted thinking activated)

Killer: You need Jesus more than I do. I know what you're thinking about my tentacles. <T_T>

G: Gimme dat cross. (grabs the cross from Sensy)

G: Does anybody have bleach? I need to erase the perverted otaku tentacle thoughts in my mind!

(#15: asks:) "Have you guys watched any new movies? If so, which one was your favorite?" (To: All)

(Spoiler alert for "The Huntsman: The Winter's War"!)

Ice: My favorite was "The Huntsman: Winter's War".

Ice: ...except the fact that Freya dided in the end. <TT-TT>

Umi: That part was really sad...

Ice: ...and the fact that there were a LOT of s** scenes. <:/>

GanZ: HOLY S*** WHAT <XD>

GanZ: AND I ALREADY WANNA WATCH IT

G: I'M GOING TO WATCH IT WITH YOU!

Science: ME TOO

Reaper: ME THREEEEEE

Sin Squad: YEEEE LET'S WATCH ITTTTTTT

Everyone: YEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ice: But I already watched it...

Decans: Promise me you won't spoil.


Ice: Yeah I won't.

Decans: Good.

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I think I missed one... IDK??? I'm going somewhere tomorrow, so no updates tomorrow and the day after that and possibly a few more days after that because my cousins are coming by. :-/

I'm not accepting questions or dares for the Sanses until the Sansloids are over, and I'm not accepting song requests for the Sansloids anymore. Sorry.

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