jesus the ask/dare box has so many asks/dares that it's already filled up THREE whole pages on the memo of my phone ((mind you, my memo keeps a lot of asks/dares))--

The ask/dare box is now closed. All asks/dares submitted after this chapter has been published will be ignored.

jfc you guys :'D

hAhhaHAhaHahAHahAH idk how tired I am right now, attending to this many dares that pile up day by day. I didn't even expect this book to get this much attention, and I surely wasn't prepared for it either.

One last thing. Please, and I mean it, stop requesting for me to add in another Sans. It's hard enough that I have to keep track of even over 10 or 20 of them, adding more will give me a bigger burden. I'm trying to balance out the attention everyone gets here.

I apologize if it sounds like I'm trying to minimize your fun while reading this, it's just that it's really f***ing hard for me to keep up these days. But I'm fine. :'D Plus, this book is actually very fun to write. XD

I do not own anything except for this story and some of its plot lines.

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*?'s House, 4 AM

(#1: @-_Ballerina-Rei_- dares:) "Go on a date with Ganz without Fell knowing. If Fell finds out, give him an ax and let his anger flow." (To: Science)

Ganz: (yawns) ...

Ganz: ...wha-

Ganz: aww but I don't wanna break apart SciFell-

Science: Neither do I, but it's a dare.

Ganz: Can't we always turn it down?

Science: ...eh, if we do, G's gonna punish us both...

Ganz: ...damnit

Science: You don't have to worry though. Sensy already knows, since the dare states only Fell shouldn't know.

Science: He even unlocked the Narnia closet so we can both sneak out.

Ganz: ...good to know, but what about Fell?

Science: Well, I'll just... (puts an ax on the coffee table and leaves it there)

Ganz: wait is that Horror's--

Science: <:^)> Yes--

Ganz: <:0>

Science: shhhhhh

Science: now let's go-- (grabs Ganz's hand and leads him into the Narnia closet)

*...

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*?'s House, 10 AM 

(#2: @MinkkiWriter20045 asks:) "Well... are you two gonna have... kids... or not?" (To: Horror, Lust)

Horror: ...wait, what?

Lust: They asked if we're planning on being parents, you didn't hear?

Horror: No. Like, I mean, that's such a sudden question. I mean, we just got together yesterday, right?

Lust: Pfft we can have 'em when we get farther into this relatio-

Horror: (throws a brick at him) THAT'S ENOUGH FROM YOU FOR TODAY

Lust: HEY LOOK, YOU DIDN'T THROW YOUR AX AT ME, THAT'S IMPROVEMENT~!

Horror: SHUT IT

Horror: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE MY AX IS--

Sans: IT'S OVER THERE, YOU BLIND OR SOMETHING? (points at said ax on the coffee table)

Horror: ...

Horror: ...how'd that end up there...? (picks it up)

Horror: (stares at Sensy)

Sensy: What? I didn't steal it this time-

Outer: -and why's the Narnia closet opened? I thought no one was allowed to open it? Besides, if it was open, and none of us woke up early, shouldn't at least one of us seen a Sans open it?

Outer: (picks up the lock from the floor) ...plus... the lock looks broken instead of unlocked...

Outer: ...and... where's Ganz... and Sci...?

Sensy: (sits there, drinking coffee, attempting not to look guilty) . . .

Outer: ... (stares at Sensy)

Sensy: (starts sweating nervously) s*** s*** s*** s***--

Outer: C'mon Se--

Sensy: OKAYIADMITIDIDIT--

Sensy: (slams a hand over his own mouth) . . .

Outer: ...okay... so, what's your motive for this? (holds up the broken lock)

Sensy: . . . (continuous nervous sweating) 

Sensy: ...u-um...

Everyone Else: (now staring at Sensy)

Sensy: ...

Sensy: ... (sighs) ...okay, fine... I'll spit it out.

Sensy: The reason why I broke the lock is because I used it as an exit. I didn't have the house key with me, and I didn't want to break the door itself because it might wake all of you up, even if I know most of you are heavy sleepers...

Sans: ...an 'escape'...? For yourself?

Sensy: ...no, for someone else.

Fell: ...lemme guess, Sci and Ganz? Those two are the only ones missing right now, and I won't be surprised if I guess right.

Sensy: ...(nods a 'yes')

Fell: I'M GONNA KILL THAT MOTHERF***ER

Fell: (quickly grabs the ax from Horror and throws it at Sensy, but misses)

Sensy: -! (dodges)

Sensy: HEY, CHILL FOR A WHILE, I CAN EXPLAIN WHY--

Fell: THEN SPIT IT OUT

Sensy: IT WAS A F***ING DARE, OKAY?

Fell: ...

Fell: ...well, I'm still gonna stress out my anger by throwing knives.

Fell: (quickly grabs a knife from the kitchen and lodges it at Sensy again)

Sensy: <:')> jeSuS-- (dodges)

(#3: @TruongHuetu dares:) "Go on a date. Horror has to wear a dress with a pink jacket to the date." (To: Horror, Lust)

Horror: wHY AM I BEING TREATED AS THE SUB?!

Lust: heh, you look cute as one though

Horror: hAHA NO

Horror: THIS IS SO OUT OF MY AESTHETIC?

Lust: ...I'll go get some blood on the jacket-

Horror: OKAY I AM SO IN--

(#4: @CrownOfSpades asks:) "Has anyone thought of the fact that Alter and Alter!Toriel kind of seem like the Soriel children?" (To: Everyone)

Sans: (looks at Alter)

Sans: (then looks back to everyone else)

Sans: woah bro--

(#5: @princess0warrior says:) "CONGRATS ON BEING A NEW COUPLE!" (gives them each a gift) (To: Horror, Lust)

Horror: (comes back in the pink jacket and a dress) oh thanks--

Lust: Why, thank you~! 

Lust: ... (stares at the small box for a while)

Lust: ...I swear if those are condo--

Horror: (slams a hand over his mouth) O K A Y 

(#6: @YoloGirl1112 dares:) "Since Ink can't get hit by the lust potion, try Error???" (To: The Sin Squad)

G: (grabs a lust potion) HUE THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA

Error: NO WAIT I ASK OF YOU, SPARE ME--

G: TOO LATE FOR MERCY, MOTHERF***ER WOOHOO- (throws the lust potion at Error)

Error: (gets hit in the face) PLPGLPGL EW--

Error: ...

Error: ...am I supposed to feel nothing?

G: what-

Error: (shrugs)

Ink: HOLY S*** YOU'RE IMMUNE TO IT?!

Error: I think so...?

Ink: THANKS I CAN USE YOU AS A SHIELD AGAINST THESE LUST POTIO--

Reaper: <:p> (throws a lust potion from behind)

Ink: n O (quickly grabs Error and uses him as a shield)

Error: <:'D>

Reaper: dAmNIt--

Ink: HA!

Ink: I GOT A BOYFRIEND WHO'S F***ING IMMUNE TO THESE POTIONS

Ink: <>:D> S U C C  I T (gives them all the middle finger)

Error: <:^D> how has my life come to being a live shield for my boyfriend wtf

Reaper, G: <;-;>

(#7: @Milkymew23 says:) "I just realized that I drank lemon tea before I even knew about lemons... now I read lemons... so please protect the innocent so they won't end up like me... and don't let them drink lemon tea." (To: Everyone)

Alter: (was just about to take a sip of his lemon tea)

Fresh: n O (slaps the glass out of his hand)

Fresh: YOU BETTER GET THAT UNRADICAL SIN OUT OF YOU, MY WIGGIDY WIGGIDY BROSEPH 

Alter: <;-;> B-but... I like lemon tea...

Little: ...

Little: ...uncle, what's a lemon? May I read it-

Alter: HERE READ THIS (hands him an actual lemon- the fruit)

Little: But it doesn't have any words--

Alter: TRUST ME CHILD, YOU'LL SEE THE WORDS SOME DAY--

G: Oh my~

Alter: G, I SWEAR--

Chess: STOP LYING TO THE DAMN KID

Chess: HERE'S WHAT WE CALL A LEMON

Chess: (shows Little a picture that only has the word 'lemon' on it)

Little: <:3> Oh, so that's what it is!

Alter: holy s*** praise- dat save tho-

G: (big sigh of relief) <:')>

(#8: @Milkymew23:) "Here you go!" (gives everyone a bible and a trombone) "I know you don't even believe in God, but Christmas is coming. You can smack people with the bible or the trombone when they get too kinky." (To: Everyone)

Mel: -YOU THREE BETTER STOP LYING TO THE KID, I SWEAR

Mel: NOW THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL LEMONS:

Mel: (about to moan-) 

Senkiller: (wacks him with the trombone)

Mel: o W

Senkiller: d o  n o t

(#9: @That-Person-Raven dares:) "Share a story of your past!" (To: Ink)

Ink: Oh? A story of my past?

Reaper: <:p> (throws another lust potion at him) 

Ink: (blocks it again by using Error as a shield) OKAY DEATH I SWEAR--

Reaper: <:'p>

Ink: ...now... let's see...

Ink: ...

Ink: ...I don't seem remember anything...

Ink: ... (chuckles) ...sorry, I'm really forgetful!

(#10: @Mistress_Narcleto dares:) "Play Seven Minutes ((or more)) in Heaven!" (To: All the ships)

Senkiller: ...so... um... you expect us to all just... fit in that small closet over there...?

Sans: ...

Sans: <:/> (shrugs) ...well, good luck.

Senkiller: Well then. I'll just sit here listening to you guys moaning.

G: ...then who goes first...?

(#11: @MYRYLFNAFGIRL11  dares:) "Go into the closet and do nothing but snuggling and kissing." (To: Horror, Lust)

G: WELL, OUR FIRST CANDIDATES

Decans: (pulls Horror out of his hiding spot) It's safe, just hugging and kissing.

Horror: B-but... I don't wanna--

G: tOo lAtE fOR tHAt-! (pushes them both into the closet)

(#12: @Ellisaurs asks:) "WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?" (To: Everyone)

Senkiller: it says 'woof'

Mel: ...foxes don't even say the word 'woof'. I mean, they can't even say a normal human word--

Senkiller: (deep inhale)

Senkiller: (wacks Mel with a trombone again)

Mel: HEY, I WAS JUST CORRECTING YOU

Senkiller: WHY, YOU WANT ME TO WACK YOU WITH THE BIBLE INSTEAD?

Mel: (hisses) nO-

(#13: @Bluerainbowstargirl dares:) "Do something BEYOND STUPID." (To: Chess)

Chess: WELL OKAY THEN

Chess: (brings out a box stuffed with pudding)

Sans: jfc Chess that's disgusting--

Chess: I KNOW- 

*Pudding is now all over the floor, since the box broke.

Chess: (lies down on the floor)

Chess: (tries not to cry)

Chess: <:')> (cries) 

G: sHOoSH BBY YOU'RE TOO PRETTY TO CRY (picks Chess up)

Chess: <:')))>

(#14: @ShadowAngel113 asks:) "No, I'm not gonna ask you to kiss even though I ship you two together. So, here's a question: is UnderSwap still destroyed or did Ink fix it?" (To: Error, Swap)

Swap: Well, Inky managed to fix it up as best as he could! It looks in mint-condition, and I haven't seen any mistakes since Ink fixed it!

(#15: @ShadowAngel113 asks:) "Who was your first friend?" (To: Error)

Error: I'd say it's Blue, to be honest.

Swap: <:3> YAY, YOU FINALLY ACCEPT IT

Swap: NOW FRIEND, LET'S GO SUMMON SATAN--

Error: JFC SWAP--

(#16: @UndertaleSkullyz1600 asks:) "Who is your crush?!?!" (To: Everyone)

Sans: ...I... don't really have one...

*You hear a stampede outside.

Sensy: Oh? The fangirls are back.

Sans: OH S*** EVERYBODY LOCK THE DOORS AND SECURE THE WINDOWS--

*Too late.

*The stampede manages to break the window, but none of them seem to fit in since they're all crowding over it.

Outer, Vibe, Reaper, G, Fresh, Greaser: (holding the door in place)

Greaser: WOWZA SANS, THESE PEOPLE ARE SURE CRAZY FOR YOU

Sans: NO S*** SHERLOCK

Sensy, Decans, Geno: (watches, confused as hell) ...

Senkiller: holy s*** this is golden--

Sans: DUDE F***ING SCARE THEM OFF, PLEASE (nailing the remaining windows with wood)

Senkiller: YO HORROR MIND HELPING ME ON THE CHORE--

*Horror and Lust seem to have slipped through the crowd somehow, running off onto their date. 

Senkiller: MOTHERF***ER HAD TO F***ING LEAVE ME

Senkiller: ON THE WORST TIME TOO

Senkiller: <:')> (lies down on the floor, unmotivated to move) why u hurt me

Mel: <;-;> (sits down beside him and puts his head on his lap) ...let's just watch them, I guess.

Sans: I SWEAR TO GOD HELP US

Mel: <;-;> (pats Sen's head) ...no thanks.

(#17: @AriesChong9 dares:) "You must all say who your crush WAS. YOU MUST. EVEN THE ONES WHO HAVE WAIFUS/HUSBANDOS MUST SAY WHO HAS CRUSHED YOUR PAST!" (To: Everyone)

Senkiller: ...do you mean by "who has crushed your past" as "the person who rejected or hurt you emotionally"?

*You nod.

Senkiller: ...

Senkiller: ...okay, no feels today please.

(#18: @MinecrafterLover900 says:) (clears throat) (has a book, and reads off of it) "'The say the most innocent ones are the most sinful'-" (throws the book away)

Everyone Else: <o-o>

(shoots a glare at Swap, Dream, and Little) "OKAY YOU GUYS, YOU KNOW WHAT S*** IS GONNA GO DOWN!" (To: Swap, Dream, Little)

Swap: YES!

Alter: OH HO HO HO NOT TODAY (picks up Little and puts him in the safe corner)

Little: <;3;>

Swap, Dream: <.-.>

Swap: WELL THEN DREAM, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME TO GET SOME BLOOD FOR THE SATAN CEREMONY

Dream: (wacks Swap with the bible) <:D> No

Swap: <;-;>

(#19: @MinecrafterLover900 requests:) "Would you mind showing everyone how your powers work? You are Sans, but younger..." (To: Little)

Little: <:3> Oh, I wouldn't mind!

Little: <:3> (summons a smol gaster blaster)

Little: <:3> Here's my first gaster blaster! I named him Donut!

Little: <:3> Dad said he knew I can summon more if I had enough power, so I'm gonna name the most powerful one I have 'Ketchup'!

Everyone Else: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW-

(#20: @MinecrafterLover900 dares:) "Play Yandere Simulator... you can summon demons in this game... D E M O N S" (To: Swap, Dream)

Swap: OH? DEMON GAME?

Swap: OKAY DREAM, LET'S DO THE CEREMONY TOMORROW, TODAY WE PLAY THE DEMON GAME

Swap: <:DDD> LET'S GOOOOOOO (dragging Dream towards the Game Room)

Dream: THE LIGHT COMPELS YOU (wacks Swap's head continuously with the bible)

Everyone Else: <'o-o)>

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Well, that's only like 1/4 of them. :')

Well daz all of TSP for tonight, everyone! Don't worry, I'll be updating the cover tonight!