3K ALREADY?! WOAH WHAT THE F*** WHAT THE HELL IT'S TERRIFYING HOW MANY PEOPLE READ MY WIERD S***

I do not own anything except for this story and some of the plotlines.

One last thing to clarify. You've seen that some dares and asks don't have the name of the person who sent it, right? If that's the case, the person who sent in the previous ask and dare, is the same person who sent the dare you're reading now. Ya'll get it? No confusion???

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(#1: Fran_silverwind asks:) "Why did you make the Sin Squad?" (To: G)

G: Hm? You're asking about the Sin Squad?

G: Well, we are all sinners in different ways.

G: And... we all just need a group where we can... share our sins together.

G: It actually all started from me and Sci, then Reaper, then GanZ after that. Really, there's only 4 members in the Sin Squad.

G: But that doesn't really matter.

G: All that matters is that we finally have a place to talk, to share, and to relate.

GanZ, Sci, Reaper: (sniffling) SO INSPIRATIONAL!

(#2: asks:) "Can I join the Sin Squad?" (To: G)

G: Of course you can!

G: The Sin Squad is basically an open group, so as long as you don't try to hide your ship sins and as long as you believe, you're already part of it!

(#3: asks:) "Have you listened to 'Better When I'm Dancin'//Meghan Trainor'?" (To: Dance)

Dance: (barges into the living room) IT'S MAHHH JAMMMMM (dancing to the song)

Decans: You really didn't have to go outside just to barge back in and scream about this song being your jam, you know???

Dance: I know. But I like makin' things dramatic!

Decans: I'll leave you with that...

(#4: PeriArt asks:) "What do you all think of this list of different versions of UnderNet Sans?" (To: All)

(list by sugarbatartwork on Tumblr, I think???) (I already saw this list)

Sans: That's a lot...

Katana: I'm most interested in PaintTool Sai!Sans...

Katana: It says he's Japanese oriented.

G: Cool that you have another Japanese buddy, right?

Vibe: Woah... FireFox, Youtube... that's a lot.

Reaper: R U NOT SEEING THIS?! (pointing at ship fanart of PainToolSai!Sans x AdobePhotoshop!Sans)

Everyone: (gasps)

Everyone: ...

Sin Squad: SHIPPPPPPPPPP

Sans: Oh, s***...

(#5: asks:) "Who's your favorite meme?" (To: All)

Ink: HERE COMES DAT ASK

Fresh: OH S*HAP* WHAT UP

G: Dat Boi, am I right?

Fresh: U r da rarest Pepe of them all.

Sans: OH S*** WADDUP

Fresh: WRONG MEME B*YORK*!

Sans: Aw...

(#6: dares:) "React to 'Your Best Friend//Camila Cuevas'." (To: All)

Everyone: (watching) ...

Sans: This animation is so f***ing smooth...

*...before the battle scene...

Sans: Why the hell would I trust Flowey with the 7 souls???

G: Don't mind it. It's just for the video.

*...nearly the ending...

Everyone: <•_•>

Everyone: ASRIEL?!

Everyone: WHAT WHAT

G: ASRIEL IS LITERALLY THE LEAST PERSON I EXPECTED TO SHOW UP IN THIS VIDEO

Sans: Yeah, but... didn't we just see Frisk give their soul to Flowey? So, doesn't that mean we should have atleast expected Asriel?

Everyone: ...

Everyone: Fair point.

G: But over all, this was good. REALLY GOOD

Sans: That animation was so fluid...

Dream: I wonder how long it took to animate...

G: Yeah, but, still. That right there was GOOD S***

(#7: asks:) "How's the torture tactics lessons?" (To: Sensy)

Sensy: They're going pretty well.

Sensy: I learned LOTS of gruesome medieval torture tactics.

Horror, Sensy: (laughing evilly in the background)

GanZ: I worry about my yandere husband's mental health...

Killer: I'M IN IT TOO

Horror, Killer, Mel, Sensy: (laughing evilly in the background)

GanZ: (sweats)

(Bonus: asks:) "What if I made Umi and Honey join this party?" (To: Ice)

Ice: NO

Ice: Okay, I'm very much alright with Umi joining, but please, anything but Honey...

Ice: We are all bad influences...

(#8: Cookies_love_TnT asks: "How do you like your marshmallows?" (To: All)

Everyone: ...

Ink: ...was this supposed to be kinky or some s***?

Ink: Because I feel that it's supposed to be kinky...

Everyone: ...

Ink: ...I have serious issues with my life...

(#9: dares:) "Give Swap a taco canon. SEE WHO SURVIVES THE LONGEST" (To: All)

Sans: Um... I don't really think that's a good idea...

Little: (gives Swap the taco canon)

G: WHERE DID U GET THAT

Little: (points at a treasure box in the corner labeled "Box of Items You'll Need for Questions and Dares")

G: When was that there?

Science: G, it was here the whole time.

G: WHAT

Science: Yeah. First day we came here, I already noticed the box.

G: WHAT THE F***

Swap: MUEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE (prepares taco canon)

Little: (hides behind Swap)

Everyone: HIDE! (hiding in various parts of the house)

Swap: MWEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEH (shooting tacos at the Sanses)

Everyone: AHHHHHHHH (either running around, trying to find a hiding place, or already hiding)

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*In the end, nobody survived...

*Oh, well.

*Let's give these guys a little break, shall we?

*I have three little cutie pies here I'd like you guys to meet...

Snazzy: HIIIIIII

Swifty: (waves shyly to the camera)

Little: YAYYYYYYYY

*Congratulations! Snazzy, Swifty, and Little have now joined The Little Sans Party!

Sensy, GanZ, G: WHAT

Sensy: WHEN DID MY KIDS GET HERE

GanZ: WHAT

Sensy: (dialling a phone number)

Sensy: <screaming into phone> DADYRUS U LITTLE S***

Dadyrus: What now???

Sensy: I TOLD U NOT TO LET SNAZZY AND SWIFTY FIND US

Dadyrus: What? I thought they went to sleep. (checks their room)

Dadyrus: ...they snuck out.

Sensy: <•_•> ...

Dadyrus: ...

Sensy: ...where did they learn to do that?

Dadyrus: Probably from you or from the wierd s*** they watch on TV.

Sensy: Okay... um...

Sensy: (ends call)

GanZ: So?

Sensy: They snuck out of the house... all by themeselves...

GanZ: ...

Sensy: ...

GanZ: Well, s***.

G: DOES THIS MEAN I HAVE TO GET SEPERATED FROM LITTLE SANS?!

GanZ: We are bad influences, so it's actually better that way.

G: But... b-but...

G: (crying in the background)

Sensy, GanZ: (comforting G in the background)

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So, for three chapters, I'm going to postpone the Original Sans Party, which means the adults' party. Seriously, they need a break.

I'm going to replace it with The Little Sans Party, a party for all the little versions of Sans.

So, send in your asks and dares for Snazzy, Swifty, and Little Sans! Or, send in your plotlines and a ship in my Sanscest one-shot book! Thanks in advance!

Sorry if I wasn't really able to add Honey, PeriArt, I have to research on Umi and Honey first before I actually add them in.

For those of you who don't know, Dadyrus is the SonaTale version of Papyrus. Sensy calls him "dad" because he's more of a dad to him than a brother. He's also actually more mature than Sensy himself.