S*** I FORGOT TO UPDATE SANSLOIDS YESTERDAY

DAMNIT

Anyway, sorry to say but I seriously have to cancel the Sansloida project due to school coming in 2 days from now ;-; sorry about that.

Once school comes, it'll be a little harder for me to update daily(???). So two days from now the updating of this book will be slowed down.

I do not own anything except for this story and some of its plotlines.

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(#1: Fran_silverwind asks:) "You're a god in your world, right? So does that mean you're technically a god here, too?" (To: Reaper)

Reaper: Um yeah, I'm still a god.

Reaper: But so far the Multi-Verse has been doing well with suppressing my magical abilities that now my powers are a little below a normal god's.

Sans: Is that why you can't kill people by touching them?

Reaper: Yep.

Science: And is it also the reason that you can't use magic properly?

Reaper: You got that right.

Swap: Wowie, this is some complicated stuff!

Reaper: Eh, the Multi-Verse is always confusing.

Everyone: ...

Geno: (blushing) ...d-does that mean I'm dating a god...?

Reaper: I guess...? (shrugs)

Everyone Else: LUCKY

(#2: Vixen_Fang requests:) "May you get rid of these for me? It brings back too many bad memories." (To: All)

*You hand them a bag of razors, a rope, pills, and a bottle of bleach.

GanZ: Um okay. We won't look, we don't want to intrude on your privacy. (takes the bag)

Sensy: Where do we throw it? We can't simply throw it outside.

Sensy: Somebody might steal it, y'know. (shrugs)

GanZ: Fair point I guess...?

Swap: OOH OOH!

Swap: I KNOW WHERE TO THROW IT! (swings his hand crazily)

GanZ: U-um okay? (gives Swap the bag)

Swap: (takes the bag)

Swap: (sits on the floor) (grabs some sort of blood substitute)

Everyone: ...? (gives Swap a questioning glance)

Swap: (draws a pentagram on the floor)
Everyone: ...

Swap: Hey wait who knows the chant in order to summon Satan?

Everyone Else: IS THAT WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO DO?!

Swap: Um... yeah.

Swap: I was going to throw it in Hell.

GanZ: WHY THE F*** DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SUMMON SATAN?!

Swap: I learned.

GanZ: FROM WHERE?!

Swap: I have my ways.

GanZ: JUST THROW IT IN A F***ING LAVA PIT

GanZ: I DON'T WANT YOU SUMMONIN SATAN

Swap: Awww man, that would've been fun...

Swap: Fine...

Geno: I'll do it. (grabs the bag from Swap)

Geno: (opens a portal to a lava pit)

Geno: (throws the bag in the lava pit)

Geno: (closes portal)

GanZ: Who wants to erase the pentagram on the floor...?

Swap: It's probably already dry.

GanZ: Well s***.

GanZ: Now we have the remembrance of the time Swap was about to summon the motherf***ing demon we all know as Satan.

(#3: AJLPSKINZ13 dares:) "Watch Happy Tree Friends!" (To: G)

G: FRIENDSHIP AND MAGIC

Chess: The f*** happened to him?

Science: It's what happens after making him watch MLP.

Chess: So will making him watch Happy Tree Friends change him back?

Science: Eheh...

Science: If it's Happy Tree Friends he's watching...

Science: I think that's just gonna make things worse...

Everyone Else: (already pushing G into the same room he watched MLP)

G: NUUU FRIENDSHIP AND MAGIC (trying to resist)

Everyone Else: (manages to push him into the room with the TV with Happy Tree Friends on it already)

G: NUUUUUUUU

Everyone Else: (locks the door)

G: LEMMEH OUT

G: FRIENDSHIP (banging hands on the door)

GanZ: ...

Everyone Else: ...

GanZ: ...is it just me or do I hear screaming that's telling me G's completely grossed out...?

Everyone Else: <°_°> ...you're not alone.

(#4: dares:) "Watch a marathon of MLP and My Littlest Petshop!" (To: ERROR)

ERROR: Wait whAT

Everyone Else: (starts pushing ERROR into the room)

ERROR: NO WAIT-!

Everyone Else: (pushes ERROR inside the room and locks the door)

ERROR: SAVE MEHHHHH

Ink: (praying for his safety)

(#5: Beatpv dares:) "Play GTA5." (To: All except for Little)

Fell: Sure, I'm pretty good at GTA.

Science: What since when?

Fell: Ever since I was dragged by G into playing GTA.

Outer: (covers Little Sans's eyes)

Fell: (takes the console and sits on the floor)

Sans: (puts GTA5 into the console)

*...while playing...

Fell: (pushes the motor bike his avatar was in into the river)

GanZ: DUDE WHY THE F*** WOULD U DO THAT

Fell: Why not?

GanZ: IT WAS A GOOD MOTORBIKE

Fell: I'll find a better one.

Science: I THINK I SEE THE POLICE CARS

Fell: S*** WHAT?!

GanZ: B**** THAT'S WHY U SHOULDN'T THROW THE DAMN MOTORBIKE INTO THE RIVER

Fell: B**** DON'T FUCKING PRESSURE ME (dives into the river)

Science: I DON'T THINK SWIMMING IN THE RIVER WOULD MAKE YOUR ESCAPE ANY EASIER

Fell: I'M F***IN TRYIN (finds the motorbike underwater)

Fell: I FOUND IT (rides the motorbike and starts it up)

GanZ: YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF F***ING AIR

Fell: (avatar runs out of breath)

*WASTED

Fell: ...

Science: ...

GanZ: ...

Fell: (drops the console)

Fell: (leaves)

(Forgive me if it's wrong, I never really played GTA5. I only watched my friends play it and I vaguely remember it.)

(#6: Gold12030 asks:) "May I join the Sin Squad?" (To: Sin Squad)

Science: Sure! You can join the Sin Squad at anytime.

GanZ: Besides...

GanZ: ...aren't you all already part of the Sin Squad?

G: (manages to escape the room) F***!!!

Everyone Else: (looks at G)

G: So, what I miss?

GanZ: You missed some f***ed up s***.

G: Hm? Like what?

GanZ: Example; Swap summoning Satan.

G: <•_•>

(#7: dares:) "STOP FLIRTING AND KISS ALREADY!" (To: GChess)

(I'm just going to call this ship GChess because I'm not good at names ;-;)

Science: Ooh, what do we have here? A new ship?

Reaper: OHHHHHHHHH GIT DUNKED ON G

GanZ: Welp, it looks like all of us in the Sin Squad are no longer single.

G: B**** WE AREN'T EVEN DATING (blushing)

Chess: (hiding in the corner)

GanZ: Atleast now you feel the pain of true love...

Sensy: "Pain"???

GanZ: MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA HERE COMES THE ANGST

G: AW HELL NAW

Reaper: (sighs) Just f***ing kiss you two.

G: NU UH

Chess: (still hiding in the corner)

GanZ: Dare's a dare, G.

G: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I WANNA DO S*** LEIK DAT

GanZ: Oh, y'know.

GanZ: You could always consider this karma for literally shipping us.

G: Y-YEAH BUT AREN'T YOU PART OF THAT KARMA TOO?! I MEAN, YOU ARE PART OF THE SIN SQUAD

GanZ: Atleast I'm not the one who started it.

Science: (patiently waiting for the kiss to happen)

Reaper: (fistbumping into the air impatiently)

GanZ: C'mon, G. I know you wanna do it.

G: ARE YOU F***ING READING MY MIND

GanZ: Oh so you do~?

G: S*** (sweats)

G: N-NO...

GanZ: (sighs)

GanZ: Chess, you up for it?

Chess: (trying to hide his face in his jacket)

GanZ: Okay, yeah. This is getting boring. (sighs)

GanZ: (forces Chess to walk to G using Chess's soul)

Chess: GANZ WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU DOING

GanZ: My job as a sinner.

Killer: <whispers to Sensy> ...do you see the leader of the Sin Squad in your husband???

Sensy: ...

Sensy: <whispers back to Killer> I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees that. <;-;>

Chess: (really close to G now) U-um... (blushing)

GanZ: And now I'll let you do your s***.

Chess: UMMM (sweats and blushes even more)

G: L-let's just get this done with...

G: (pulls Chess into a kiss)

Science, Reaper: (squealing like crazy)

GanZ: Heh. I'm proud of myself.

Everyone Else: WHOAAHHHHHHH DAMN WATTTTTT

Both: (pull away from the kiss)

Chess: (blushes and hides his face in his jacket)

G: (sweats nervously)

(Srsly I never though someone would take the GChess ship srsly XD)

(#8: InkSanss dares:) "Go to school as the others watch Jasper fall into the crack." (To: ERROR)

ERROR: (comes back out of the room) FINALLEH

ERROR: (looks at the chaotic scenario in front of him) ...

ERROR: What happened here...?

Ink: S*** happened.

Sans: Oh hey look! E's just in time!

ERROR: ...in time for what...?

Sans: (tosses a backpack at ERROR)

ERROR: What's this for?

Sans: It says you gotta go to school.

ERROR: waiT WHAT

Sans: Now, go go! (pushing ERROR outside)

Science: (turns on the TV and switches the channel to Cartoon Network)

ERROR: WAIT ARE YOU GONNA WATCH STEVEN UNIVERSE WITHOUT ME

Ink: Hehe, sorry E...

Sans: (pushes E outside and slams the door in his face)

ERROR: BUT THE STEVEN UNIVERSE-

Sans: GO TO SCHOOL

ERROR: FINE

(#9: PringleProngle says:) "I FOUND YOUR COUSIN CASPER THE FRIENDLY GHOST!!!" (To: Swap)

Swap: (stands up) WHAT WHERE

Everyone Else: SHHHHH!!!

Sans: We're watching here!

Swap: Sorry!

Swap: <whispers to you> Hey, can you say "hi" from me to him? I can't really meet him.

*You nod.

Outer: <whispers to Swap> Are you really related to a ghost?

Swap: I dunno. (shrugs)

Swap: But Casper seems nice.

(#10: SHipLeBrownDog dares:) "Meet swapped AfterDeath!" (To: AfterDeath)

Geno: Swapped AfterDeath...?

*A portal opens.

Swap!Geno: HIIIII

Geno: Is that... me...?

Swap!Geno: C'mon, Life! Say hi!

Swap!Reaper: H-hey... (waves shyly)

Geno: Um... Reaper... is that us in a swapped universe?

Reaper: Apparently.

Swap!Reaper: You're me, aren't you?

Reaper: I could ask the same for you I guess. Yes, I am you.

Reaper: Nice to meet you. (holds out hand for a hand shake)

Swap!Reaper: No way, José. I ain't falling for that.

Reaper: Alright then.

Geno: And are you swapped me...? (looks at Swap!Geno)

Swap!Geno: Looks like it! <:3>

Geno: Nice to meet you, then.

Swap!Geno: Same goes for you!

Sans: Hey wait...

Sans: So there's two Genos and two Reapers now?

Swap!Reaper: Basically I'm not a Reaper anymore.

Swap!Reaper: I'm a life god.

Reaper: So do I still call you Swap!Reaper or nah?

Swap!Reaper: Your choice. (shrugs)

Ink: OOOH DANG LOOK AT DAT CLOTHING DESIGN

Swap!Reaper: Hm? You talking about my clothes?

Ink: OHHH DAMNNNNN (examining Swap!Reaper's clothes)

Swap!Reaper: Thanks for liking 'em I guess.

Geno: H-hey wait...

Swap!Geno: Yes?

Geno: (blushing) ...a-are you a couple now or something...?

Swap!Geno: Definitely! (holds Swap!Reaper's hand)

Swap!Reaper: <//•_•//> ...

Reaper: PFFFF I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M THE TSUNDERE IN A SWAPPED UNIVERSE (laughing his ass off)

Swap!Reaper: SH-SHUT UP!!!!

Swap!Geno: Aw c'mon babe!

Geno: Holy s*** I never actually thought my alternate self would say that.

Reaper: (continues to laugh his ass off)

(#11: VickieDo asks:) "WHAT DID YOU SEE IN UNDERLUST?! I NEED TO KNOW!!!" (To: GanZ)

GanZ: ... <•_•>

Ink: What did you see anyway? I was told yesterday that you tried to use a lot of bleach.

GanZ: U-UM... (sweats) (starts nosebleeding)

GanZ: (tries to cover the blood) <•_•>

Science: TELL IT

Reaper: TELL IT

Everyone Else: TELL ITTTTT

Swap!Geno, Swap!Reaper: Um...?

GanZ: OKAY OKAY

Everyone Else: YAY

GanZ: Ahem. Two words, one action.

Science: Charade-ish???

GanZ: Yes. Because I am too ashamed to say it. <._.>

GanZ: Ahem.

GanZ: PaperJam.

GanZ: (puts his tongue in between two of his fingers)

Sensy: (nosebleeding already)

GanZ: And 69.

Everyone Else: (nosebleeds)

GanZ: Now you feel my pain. (still nosebleeding)

Ink: S-so basically... y-you saw me... and ERROR...

GanZ: (guiltily nods)

Ink: (hands GanZ the bleach)

GanZ: (nods and goes to the bathroom)

(#13: FAMC-AT_Frantic1908 asks:) "What do you think of StoryShift and AlterTale?" (To: All)

Sans: StoryShift??? What's that?

Ink: Oh! StoryShift!Sans, more known as King!Sans is there!

Ink: Gee, I haven't seen him in awhile.

Sans: "King!Sans"???

Ink: Yep!

Ink: StoryShift is basically where all the character's roles are jumbled up.

Sans: Like what...?

Ink: Sans is now King Asgore, Papyrus is Toriel, Mettaton is Chara, and Chara is Sans, so on so forth.

Ink: ...and out of all the AUs, StoryShift's one of the AUs on ERROR's blacklist...

Sans: King!Sans actually sounds pretty neat.

Ink: He is! He's a nice guy.

Sans: Cool, I'd love to meet him someday.

Ink: Eh, you'll get a chance.

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*Congratulations! Swap!Geno and Swap!Reaper are now available for asks and dares for 10 chapters!

*Congratulations! Swap!Geno and Swap!Reaper have temporarily joined The Sans Party!

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HALP MAH

BTW, school is two days away from now. This means I'll have to cancel Sansloids and have spontaneous updates. I can't really stick to my smol update schedule right... sorry about having to slow down stuff.

I missed some dares and questions, so I'll answer 'em next chapter!

Send in your asks and dares for these Sanses, thanks in advance!