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HELLO 100 CHAPTER MILESTONE

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(#1: Zendra_Star)

Geno: Well

Geno: Uh

Geno: Duh??

Geno: I mean, of course I'd enjoy it?? Like, what kind of sex isn't like that?

Mel: You mean rape?

Geno: WHAT DOES RAPE FEEL LIKE WTH??

Mel: That's an unsettling way to start the day.

Geno: I might have offended people out there who've been sexually assaulted I'm sorry-

Ganz: Wh

Ganz: can we not on that topic

(#2: -_Alphabet_Boy_-)

Mel:

Mel:

Mel: (bursts into laughter)

Ganz: Found one.

Katana: Popsicle? I think of ice cream.

Mel: oH MY GOD

Mel: (wHEEzInG)

Mel: <😂> I should fucking record this but mY SIDES

Mel: <XDDD> AM I THE ONLY ONE??

Ganz: Probably. I mean I know shit about sex and all that kinky shit, but isn't being perverted basically having a sense of humor that contains stuff like 'that'?

Mel: <😂> Well ya know that's basically it.

Science: Eh, ya know, sex is kinda natural. (shrugs)

Mel:

Mel: (calls Senkiller)

Mel: fucking save me these people are pure-r than I thought

Senkiller: no

Senkiller: suffer

Senkiller: (ends the call)

Mel: welp

Mel: Ya'll better get your innocent minds FAR FAR away from me.

Ganz: I already know the drill, Mel.

Mel: good

Mel: now start fucking running

(#3: VirusSina)

Decans: <（*´▽｀*）> Well, he's really sweet. A classic charmer, but he's cute, nontheless.

(#4: arrowness)

Mel: sounds edgy

Geno: (punches Mel in the face)

Mel: wh- oW-

Mel: <(┳Д┳)> (on the floor) painnnn

Ganz: pfft that's what you fucking get fucker

Mel: if i'm a fucker then why am I here when I should've been with the doms

Ganz:

Ganz:

Ganz:

Ganz: I want you to know that you're disgusting.

Mel: Thanks, bro. I take that as a compliment.

Science: (CLEARS HIS THROAT)

Science: Leave them be, Geno. They argue a lot.

Geno: no shit

Science: I think Goth sounds like a cute child!

Mel: You guys sound like moms

Ganz: isn't that basically who we are

Mel: shit right

Decans: <(^^)> I agree on what Science said. Can't wait to meet him.

(#5-6: Emery64)

Science: No, and neither has he. I think. At least.

Mel: <ಠ_ಠ> God, you guys are pure.

Decans: And isn't that because you married a pervert?

Mel: < ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°> Isn't that because he married a pervert?

Decans: wait wh idk

Ganz: I'M SO CLOSE TO GRABBING THE DUCT TAPE. SO FUCKING CLOSE.

Mel: hAh what are you talking about of cOURSE NOT hAhAhHAHAH

Mel: Honestly, though. I don't keep track of Sen, it's vice versa. Mostly because he's possessive as fuck but ey, I don't mind it. Guess he's just been trying to tone down on being over protective, like a while ago.

Mel: <😂> The dude's an asshole but he's a hot one, enough said.

(#7: Queen_Sass_neko)

Katana: Only twice, as far as I remember.

Mel: you guys are unbearably innocent jfc

Katana: <:"/> What's wrong with being innocent?

Mel: nothing, really. I'm just left out here for being the only actual pervert-

(#8: NeedsMoreFood)

Ink: O-Oh... I- uh...

Ink: <"^^)> Sorry but I already love Error... so no...

(#9: ender10744)

Chess: (inHALES DEEPLY)

Chess: weLL I-

Chess: I-

Chess: okay

Chess: (takes deep breathes) I'm okay... I'm okay...

Ink: Sure about that, buddy?

Chess: Yeah...

Chess: ...not really.

Chess: I'll let that statement pass.

Chess: For now.

(#10: elliefong0212)

Mel: ...oh god.

Mel: ...oh god no.

Mel: nO-

Mel: (throws a blanket over Ganz)

Ganz: What-

Mel: THIS IS SOMETHING YOU SHOULD NOT SEE

Ganz: But I-

Mel: NO ASSES GANZ SHUT UP ANS TRUST ME

Ganz: I uh- okay...?

Ink: (cringing)

Decans: Who is that?

Mel: Just a person...

Decans: But why be so over protective?

Mel: Why not? (sweating intensifies)

Ganz: I'm serious, who is this person- (proceeds to lift the blanket off his face)

Mel: (gASp)

Mel: (grabs a comforter and throws it over Ganz)

Ganz: wh-

Mel: mmmkay I'm good

Umi: What do you mean? How bad is this person?

Mel: I don't wanna hate on them but... a summary: cringy.

Umi: I see why.

Geno: Are they that person who owns a sk-

Mel: (slams his hand over Geno's mouth) sTORY TIME OVER NEXT QUESTION

(#11-13: partyislife2)

Ink: Because I just do! There's a lot to love about him!

Mel: (throwing darts at a picture of Error)

Mel: yeah right

Ganz: Do you mean most favorite Sans?

Ganz: If you're expecting me to say Sensy then yeah you're correct-

Science: And uh... lemons?

Katana: Fruit or...?

Mel: (CRIES AND LAUGHS AT THE SAME TIME)

(#12-13: cheese12332)

Ganz: Uhh... that's kinda the other way around for me-

Umi: Not really...

Decans: Hmmm... no-

Mel: Pfft but of course

Mel: and in turn, I be rude to him

Mel: basically we're both rude ok

Geno: Nah, more of me being rude to Death.

Ink: Error's rude, but it's okay!

Science: Is edgy being rude as well? Because Fell is just edgy. Edgy in general. That's it-

Chess: Well, G sometimes is. I'm used to it, though.

Ink: Well... talking in the aspect of being mutuals?

Ink: Mmm, I'd say a few months or more.

(#14: Rainbow181430)

Geno: (coughs) That's pretty private but uh

Geno: (cough)

Geno: Reaper's- (cough)

(#15: MinecrafterLover900)

Mel: Pretty late, if you ask me.

Geno: but uh

Geno: (coughs)

Geno: condoms

Geno: (coughs)

(#16: Anonymous)

Ink: Uh... do you mean create as in draw or just make real?

Mel: They could be meaning the diddly do though.

Ink: can you nOT

(#17: Bluepuppy25)

Katana: O-oh, Dance mentioned that?

Katana: <//-//> I- uh-

Mel: hAH ANOTHER TSUNDERE

Ganz: WHY ARE YOU EVEN COUNTING

(#18: KustardShipperSinner)

Mel: Well ain't you just late?

Ganz: **what was

Mel: pfft

Ink: Hm... surprised I guess...?

Decans: Kinda sad...? I know I'm gonna die someday, and maybe I won't make it to the day the kid gets to live...

Geno: (prepares the anti-edge spray)

Mel: ey gimme some of that (grabs it from Geno)

Mel: (sprays it over himself)

Mel:

Mel: it's not working wth

Umi: I can never imagine being pregnant...?

(#19: Emperor_Garbage)

Mel: coffee

Ganz: omfg

Geno: I don't drink tea often, so no favorite tea as of the moment!

Decans: <:/> Tea tastes like leaves. No thanks.

Umi: Mmm, none really. I'm fine with any drink.

Ink: ALL TEA IS GREAT!

Ink: EVEN THOUGH I'VE NEVER TRIED IT

Ink: <:D>

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well there's still more of these I gotta answerrr- ;w;

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