Asking Uke's (Part #1)
Wow we're already on the 99th chapter.
>_>
I do not own anything except for this story and some of its plot lines.
RABDOM DISCLAIMER OF THE DAY: may senkiller be my personal waifu
I forgot to add that Horror is in this too-
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(#1: LoloInTheHouse)
Mel: so you're asking me to count when I can't?
Science: Is that because there's too much to count or nothing to count?
Mel: the second one because he's an asshole
Mel: then again I'm also an asshole
Mel: guess that's why we got married
Mel: him being an asshole is one thing I secretly like about him though, so yay I have an answer??
Umi: ...I do like the fact that it's cold around Ice on summers. (shrugs)
Chess: Ehhh, aside from G being as hot as a fucking model, his non-jerk personality is quite nice.
Ink: Well, Error is inspiration for most of my art. And I do love the fact he has a sweet side in him.
Science: <^^)> I like when Fell actually does show his more nervous shy side. It's pretty cute.
Ganz: Mmm, I really like how Sensy understands my own personal fears and anxieties.
Decans: I love how Vibe is really approachable, and how lively he is everyday.
Horror: What's there to love about Lust?
Horror:
Horror:
Horror: there's a lot ok I don't wanna talk about it
Katana: I love how Dance is really courteous and all, even to me-!
Geno: Well
Geno: uh
Geno: <:'/> There's the fact Reaper is actually respectful-
Geno: but eh? (shrugs)
(#2-3: The_JMRo_Studios)
Geno: I'm kinda used to it but... ya know... he's still really hot...
Ink: ART INSPIRATION-!
Ink: Aside from that, I'd probably hold in a nosebleed-!
Mel: Pfft. You obviously know what I'd do~
Ganz: good god jfc-
Mel: I'd obviously tell him to wear his shirt.
Mel: <:)> Exercise common sense.
Ganz: But I don't exercise.
Ganz: also I know that was a lie (COUGHS)
Mel: (COUGHS) keep your mouth shut you fuck-
Science: Well uh... I already mastered skeletal anatomy, so what's the use of looking at Fell shirtless...?
Ink: Hope he doesn't get ass-hurt.
Science: Wait did the ask mean for us to mention 'THE stuff'-?
Mel: OH WOW YOU HAVE SUCH GREAT COMMON SENSE
Science: (REFRAINS FROM PUNCHING MEL IN THE FACE)
Umi: Well... (sweats and blushes a dark shade of indigo) ...I don't see Ice without his shirt a lot, but I got a glimpse of his back so... that's good enough for me-
Decans: Well uh- (blushes heavily) -what we do next is something that's none of your business...
Horror: Well uh. Lust does take his tank top off a lot.
Horror: (shrugs) Kind of got used to it.
Ganz: Actually, Sensy doesn't do it a lot and only does it in his own room, but I have walked in on him without his shirt on a handful of times, and let's say I either leave the room without context or you could call the next events a little steamy-
Ganz: The second statement is rare though. I mostly just walk out looking like you painted blue on my face permanently.
Katana: <x3> Eh, Dance does it quite often, so I'm used to it!
Geno: Why not?
Geno: Also, why do you people always see me as a 'tsundere'?
Geno: I'm actually more of a kuudere. If you don't believe me, ask Death yourself, he'll say it's true.
(#4: g1nger_9)
Mel: pfft.
Mel: I can't cook.
Mel: And neither can Fresh.
Mel: <;)>
(#5: AriesChong9)
Mel: May I just copy-paste what I said to the first question-?
Ink: Eh, yeah I guess, since the ask is sort of the same as the first one.
(#6: WeirdFandomLife)
Geno: Oh yeah
Geno: I forgot that exists-
Umi: ...that was a thing...?
Geno: Probably still is in the world of shipping.
Ink: But wasn't that from the Christmas party a year ago???
Geno: That was the whole origin of it, man-
Ink: Oh-
Ink: Sounds kinda cute??
Geno: But Blue is kinda satanic-ish-?? no offense, Blue-
Ink: Eh, a fair point-
(#7-8: Faithatello)
Ink: Well, I'd obviously be suprised!
Ink: ...but Error and I aren't even married as of now.
Ink: Maybe that Ink's another me?
Ganz: Oh-? Well, I'm okay if people still have some sort of crush on me and all-
Ganz: But yeahh, I'm really contented with Sensy already-
(#9: MinecrafterLover900)
Geno: ...how do I kill Death...?
Decans: ...
Decans: I'd rather watch the Multiverse crumble than kill Vibe. If the Multiverse involves our own worlds dying, then at least I won't die having my own partner's blood on my hands.
Umi: That was super deep- but I actually agree to that-??
Mel: I second that.
Ganz: Agreed.
(#10-11: DireWolf105)
Ink: Well uh, I do have a variety of paint brushes back in my room, but ya know...
Ink: <:D> I'm just too lazy to get it.
Ink: ...and about the maid dress... once...?
Ink: ...twice? THRICE-??
Umi: Eh, Decans and I have never really been involved in all that, so zero.
Decans: Feels good to be left out sometimes.
Science: I don't really recall wearing maid dress, but I think once...?
Ganz: Pfft, I've never really worn a maid dress. Also, those are fucking kinky as hell what the hell you guys-
Mel: Whole point. They want the fucking kink.
Ganz: ...right.
Katana: Well, all the dares involving maid dresses was when I never really was dating Dance.
Geno: You lucky fuckers. I've worn one at least twice. Or thrice. Or more than that-?
Horror: Pff, I'd slice your head off if you ever ask me to.
(#12: SeaJewel43)
Ganz: ...I never really eat cheese-?
Geno: Mozzarella, I guess. Even though in reality it doesn't have much taste.
Umi: Parmesian! Love that stuff~!
Mel: (shrugs) I'm chill with any type, to be honest.
Horror: ...
Horror: ...types of cheese are a thing...? I thought it was just cheese in general. Melted cheese, cheese with no taste, cheese. Just cheese.
Horror: But I honestly have no time for that because head dogs are much better in my opinion.
Mel: That sounds disgusting.
Horror: Unless you try it.
Mel: Or unless I think blood tastes good, which doesn't, really.
Katana: I'm cool with any type of cheese.
Decans: Just cheese, but depends if it makes the food I'm eating sweeter or tastier.
Science: Well, I'm not into calculating if your cheese is healthy or not, that's why I don't eat cheese a lot.
Ink: Any cheese is great, because cheese in general taste great!
(#13: PoorPluto43)
Mel: Space isn't really my thing...
Ganz: I know there's another dwarf planet next to Ceres, I just forgot the name of it...
Ink: Well, I like all planets in general. I really have no favoritism for them-!
Umi: <:/> Well- I don't know-
Decans: There really aren't a lot of dwarf planets to choose from...
(#14: BryahNeavehGillison)
Mel: He's somewhere on this earth.
Mel: May I have my ice cream now?
(#15: AuthorAndKittul)
Mel: A cat.
Mel: So I bring it home and scare Sen with it.
Ganz: Wow-
Umi: Ice, obviously.
Geno: '[insert partner name here]'
Ganz: Copy-paste from Geno.
Science: Copy-paste.
Decans: Copy-paste.
Ink: I realized how lazy we are by saying 'copy-paste', but I can't agree more.
(#16: Sanscestsinner)
Mel: oh how is this nOt obvious?
Mel: Nice to be bottom sometimes tho-
Ganz: Ehhh I don't know... probably gonna be a reallly bad top...
Umi: I'm fine with Ice being top-
Decans: Ehhh? (shrugs)
Katana: I can top him if I want to but eh-
Horror: I'd love to NOT top him.
Horror: Nor do I wanna be bottom??
Geno: I'm good enough to be a top, it's just that I often don't feel like being top.
Ink: I'm actually fine being a bottom-
(#17: cross_sans_fan_hh)
Mel: I low-key do, I low-key don't, and low-key don't know-
Ganz: Obviously??
Umi: Of course!
Katana: I do miss the dance lessons I have with Dance sometimes-!
Ink: I miss having chill talks with Error-
Geno: please get Death as far away as you can
Mel: wow-
Horror: copy-paste what Geno said but replace 'Death' with 'Lust'
Mel: Hey look people who are actually worse than I am in answering questions like these
(#18: FandomQueenMC)
Ink: oh shit
Ink: whaddup
Mel: the ceiling
Ink:
Ink:
Ink:
(#19: Sanspai56)
Geno: This is a really generic question.
Geno: then again
Geno: (shrugs)
Science: We should compile all the questions like this and answer them all at once.
Ink: Too late-
Geno: You should've suggested that right from the start you fu-
Science: IT'S NOT LIKE I'M HIT BY A THOUGHT BRICK EVERYDAY OKAY
(#20-21: LapisLazuli26)
Geno: I'm obviously aware of her presence, but not in this universe.
Geno: There might be another AfterDeath couple out there that has a stable family consisting of Xahji and all the other children out there.
Geno: But here, we're not even married yet, so I say she doesn't really 'exist' here.
Ink: Paperjam is indeed a fusion, and a ship name. He's sometimes seen as a ship child, though, and that's pretty alright.
Ink: But yeah, he's a fusion.
Geno: Why do all these questions hint about children when they're not really canon in this universe unless it truly is canon like Ganz's kids?
Ganz: <:'/> People just like asking about them, I guess...?
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Short chapter again, sorry- I actually have more of these to finish-
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