Ooo said I would update, didn't I? B)

Also, I'm in a really good mood today. XD

I do not own anything except for this story and some of its plot lines.

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(#1: ShadowAngel311)

Dance: ...if I had a child...?

G: ...hm...

Dance: ...that's... rather undecided??

Dance: I'll go with whatever weeb name Kat has.

G: Eh. I'd probably name my kid something edgy, so I don't bother--

(#2: Klameta)

G: Hm, I don't know...? I like Chess the way he already is...?

Reaper: I'm betting everyone's gonna say the same thing, except change Chess to '{insert bae's name here}'.

Sensy: Thanks for answering--

(#3: Cassie1242)

G: (COUGHS)

Dance: (AUDIBLE COUGHING)

Fell: (COUGHING AUDIBLY)

Sensy: (AUDIBLY, HE COUGHS)

Senkiller: stop fUCking cOUGhInG

Reaper: <:')>

Reaper: 9+10--

Sensy: 21--

Reaper: There's your answer.

Sensy: holy fuck what--

G: (STANDING OVATION)

Reaper: (bows) Thank you, thank you.

Sensy: No wait are you flipping serious man omfg--

Reaper: ye actually--

Sensy: Chill on the hormones

Reaper: <;;> bUT I caN't

(#4: LapisLazuli26)

Reaper: ...

Reaper: can I have both--?

Reaper: and about my edgy 'son'

Reaper: ...

Reaper: He isn't edgy enough without the memes. I mUST TEACH--

(#5: YoYoRoseyPosey)

G: Oh? Who isn't being shipped yet...?

Ice: galaxy dude

Sensy: swap isn't even in a relationship yet does that count

Fell: mom

Reaper: Okay okay, we all know there aren't really a lot who are shipped...

Sensy: I'd like you to recheck on your sentence.

Reaper: Wait what, what do you mean--

G: (gives Reaper a list of all the ships)

Reaper: ...

Reaper: . . .

Reaper: i take back everything I have stated

Fell: More sin equals more hentai.

Senkiller: hOLY FUCK TENTACLES GALORE

Sensy: we don't even have tentacles, only you and NM do lmao--

Senkiller: but-

Sensy: No hentai.

Senkiller: <;-;>

Fell: Srsly though, more ships equals to more moaning.

Sensy: <:')> more sleepless nights--

Lust: I'm fine with all that.

G: Tbh sounds okay--

Sensy: o

(#6: SeaJewel43)

Lust: Magic, baby~ Want me to show yo-

Fell: (throws a brick at Lust)

Fell: n O

(#7: ComicBookFace)

G: Eh, life is fine. My love live's been great, too.

G: (the sandwich is then thrown at his face)

G: wh-

G: <;-;>

G: <,_,)> I guess I can tell Chess food actually does come from the heavens.

(#8: minkki20045)

G: ...well uh... Chess isn't really here right now...

G: I don't really know...? It's up to Chess, really.

Reaper: (COUGHS) 'ADOPT' (COUGHS)

G: <( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)> We can do that, too~

(#9: Kitona234)

Senkiller: Half the time. Tbh, I don't even know because counting how many times you've done it is quite troublesome...?

Sensy: ...almost never-

G: <;)> Of course not.

Reaper: Hm, 80% of the time it's still Geno as a bottom though.

Dance: As for me, no, as far as I remember.

Vibe: ehh, not really...?

Ice: I don't know about this question. Kind of half the time-?

Fell: Eh. Me and Sci are 50/50 on tops and bottoms.

(#10: Emery64)

Senkiller: ...

Senkiller: . . .

Senkiller: I know what Melmallow is, I'm just preventing from grabbing a knife or at least one weapon from a whole arsenal of them.

Senkiller: To be honest I'd probably be poker-faced.

Senkiller: Probably gonna lose it later? Maybe murder more than a few necessary people?

Senkiller: Also, why Lumino-?

G: (coughs audibly)

Senkiller: ...

Senkiller: ...I... see...

(#11: YoloGirl1112)

G: 11.

Senkiller: Idk??

Sensy: <:^)> A hundred--

Vibe: A thousand--

Ice: A million--

Reaper: A billion--

Fell: <👏> congrats it's a competition

Dance: Ugh-- I'll stick to your number range... 10.

(#12: BryahNeavehGillison)

G: Oh-? Oh. Where is Fresh?

Fell: I don't know, Fresh isn't even in a relationship--?

G: He's probably spreading memes to the world.

G: I'd like for him to come by and share some memes.

Fresh: (BURSTS IN THROUGH THE DOOR)

Fresh: SWIGGITY SWAG WHAT'S IN THE BAG

Ice: nO (throws a big ice cube at him)

Fresh: (gets hit face first)

Fresh: aaawww noooo

Fresh: <:(> paiinnnnn

*Your eyes sparkle as you rush over to Fresh with a piece of paper and a pen in hand.

Fresh: ooo sure kidd--

Fresh: (writes 'pain' on the paper)

*<☆0☆> You gasp as you treasure the said paper.

Fresh: (gives a tired thumbs up--)

(#13: @Awesomecakeguy676)

G: <:/{> I'd probably go back to sulking in the emo corner and sinning quietly.

Sensy: Eh, I don't really know...?

Senkiller: Naaah I'd probably just kill a few more dozen people tho. It relieves a shit ton of stress.

Fell: Hm. Sulk with my pool of mustard??

Dance: Wait what

Fell: shut up if sci breaks up with me I'm going to marry my mustard

Dance: Sounds totally normal--

(#14: PawProductions83)

Error: ...

Error: ...sounds about accurate.

G: <😂👏> O MY GOD--

G: nEXT FANFIC ON THE WAY

Error: yOU CREEP--

G: I DO THIS FOR A LIVING

(#15: AlphaQueen17)

Lust: Oh, 'senpai'? That sounds like a very sweet title of you~

Lust: also yes lEMONS

G: <:^)> (hesitantly raises hand)

Fell: I'm not obsessed.

Fell: maybe-

Error: <:'/> wow

Sensy: I only end up on them because it's the internet--

Senkiller: I sometimes do-?

Dance: ...mm... no.

Vibe: I have heard of them, but never really read them.

Ice: It's the reason why my innocence has been buried 6 feet underground.

(#16: Milkymew23)

Sensy: Uh thanks, but nah--?

Sensy: I'm actually as bad as a parent than the rest of us here, so that sounds quite hypocritic in my view.

Sensy: You bois better find a way to live because I'm not gonna help--

G: <👏> That was a great tip.

Sensy: <:')> thanks

(#17: arrowness)

G: yEs

Fell: but what about p!atd

G: Y E S

G: Tbh I like most of FOB's songs, so it's hard af to choose?? But I like how catchy She's My Winona is--

Dance: woah

Dance: I just realized how much weeb I've become

Dance: I literally only listen to upbeat Vocaloid--

Senkiller: that's better than listening to Fukase sing We are Number One

Dance: omygod

Dance: send me the video later--

(#18: AProudSinner)

G: easy

G: h e  d o e s n ' t

Everyone Else: oOOOOOOOOOOO--

Fell: (BLOWS THE MLG AIRHORNS)

Ice: (sits in the corner of the room) <:')> why do i belong here

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Okay this wasn't supposed to be as short, but I ended up shitposting holy fuck--

Anyway, I've used up all the asks there are so hoorah! Finally. :')

Anyway, gonna close the ask box for a while, I need a break. ;'p

Seeya guys~!