eyyyyyyyyyyyyy I'm back from like two days of resting. XD

The ask/dare box is still closed. All asks/dares submitted before 'rest in piece' will be ignored. 3:

I do not own anything except for this story and some of its plot lines.

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(#1: Unknown_Sinner dares:) "Have a make-out session pLEASE" (To: Horror, Lust)

(#2: @jensaar dares): "May you two have a French kiss?" (To: Horror, Lust)

Horror: the f*** is a make-out session?

Everyone Else: (GASPS)

G: YOU DON'T KNOW?!

Horror: Um no, I do not know.

Science: Hm. So he must be unusually innocent...

G: Lust, go teach him.

Lust: My pleasure~

Horror: WAIT WAIT WAIT NO--

Lust: Too late sweetie~ (picks Horror up bridal style and carries him to his room)

Dream: <.m.)>

Dream: (raises up two holy crosses) It's Christmas season, you better give up your sinning.

G, Science: n E V E R

Reaper: (shrugs) mmmk sure

Ganz: Dream are you seriously not seeing the irony of you holding two crosses in your hand?

Dream: NOW'S NOT THE TIME GANZ, I NEED TO BLESS THESE PEOPLE

Dream: (runs after G and Sci) COME BACK HERE AND LET THE LIGHT COMPEL YOU

G, Science: NEVER (runs away)

Nightmare: <;-;> Dream why didn't you tell me you were a priest-?

(#3: @Gaster_Girl asks:) "Whose AU would you rather get stuck in: Horror's or Lust's?" (To: Everyone)

Ganz: <: D> wOOP DEFINITELY HORRORTALE

Sans: I think everyone here prefers HorrorTale.

Sans: Besides, I don't think we would all want to be raped, am I right?

(#4: @Oreo-_-Cookies dares:) "DRESS UP AS HARLEY AND JOKER FOR THE NEXT SEVEN ASKS/DARES--"

Reaper: YES GENO IT IS TIME (grabs a purple suit)

"-but Reaper has to be Harley!" (To: Geno, Reaper)

Reaper: <3':> (puts the suit down) aw

Geno: YES NO MORE REVEALING STUFF FOR ME

Geno: NOW IT'S YOUR TURN TO SUFFER, DEATH

Ganz: keep talking that way and you're winning your second best boyfriend award

Reaper: <;_;> why must you ruin my hopes

Geno: <>:D> I'm sorry I just feel so accomplished, finally not having to act as the 'girl' of the relationship.

Reaper: YOU SHOULD'VE SAID, I WOULD'VE GIVEN YOU THE CHANCE ON BEING DOM

Geno: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU'D DO THAT FOR ME IN THE FIRST PLACE

Reaper: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T REMIND ME

Error: That's some relationship goals for you.

G: <>:DDDD> NOW GET IN THERE (kicks them both into the dressing room)

*...

Reaper, Geno: (come out in their respective costumes)

Geno: I actually like this.

Reaper: I DON'T (wrapping himself with a black jacket)

Geno: o damn-- (staring)

Reaper: DON'T STARE DAMNIT

Geno: c'mon Death you gotta admit you got a great booty--

Reaper: (deep inhale)

Reaper: <>:(> (slaps Geno, although it isn't enough to hurt him)

Geno:<; -;> but I'm just admiring you here--

**Harley & Joker: [6/7] ask(s)/dare(s) left**

(#5: @BaconPancakes606 asks:) <=~=> "Did you two confess yet?" (To: Katana, Dance)

Katana: (blushes) O-oh... w-we did...

The Sin Squad: w a t

Senkiller: Oh wow. You're the only two who didn't cause drama while confessing.

Katana: Guess that's why you don't know!

Dance: I mean c'mon, we all need a break from the drama.

**Harley & Joker: [5/7] ask(s)/dare(s) left**  

(#6: @cheese12332 asks:) "May I have a hug?" (To: Swap)

Swap: <:D> Oh why yes! (spreads his arms out for a hug)

**Harley & Joker: [4/7] ask(s)/dare(s) left**  

(#7: @Bookbinder09 asks:) "Do you know how to play any instrument?" (To: Chess, Dance, Swap)

Dance: (shrugs) I only know how to dance and play the trombone, if you're referring  to the aspect of arts.

Chess: ...hm... of course the trombone.

Swap: No, but the Magnificent Sans doesn't need to learn how to play an instrument to be magnificent!

Swap: Besides, I totally despise it when Paps plays the trombone to plague my life with incidental music...

**Harley & Joker: [3/7] ask(s)/dare(s) left**  

(#8: @PoorPluto43 dares:) "Play Minecraft! Do it on hardcore mode too!" (To: Geno, Fresh, Error)

Error: Eh well sure, this won't be so hard anyway. (grabs his laptop and opens Minecraft)

Fresh, Geno: (sit beside Error)

Error: Hm... okay... (already playing, character walking around aimlessly)

Error: (character suddenly falls into a lava pit) oMG--

Error: (panicking) S*** HOW DO I GET OUT???

Geno: UM... YOU FLY???

Fresh: MAH BROSEPH DAT BE ON CREATIVE ONLY

Geno: WELL IDK, GUESS YOU DIE IN THERE???

Error: WAIT, WON'T I HEAL IF MANAGE TO STAY OUT OF THE LAVA??

Geno: YOU STUPID YOU'RE PLAYING ON HARDCORE, YOU DON'T RESTORE HP ON HARDCORE

Error: (character dies in the lava)

Error: ...f***.

Error: (closes his laptop calmly)

Error: (rage-throws it out of the window)

Geno, Fresh: <"o-o)>

**Harley & Joker: [2/7] ask(s)/dare(s) left**  

(#9: @g1nger_9 dares:) "Do you like someone? If so, kiss them. If you don't have a crush, then summon Satan." <:)> (To: Swap)

Swap: Well I don't like someone so...

Swap: (grabs the bucket of blood) TO THE CEREMONY

Dream: BLUE NO (throws a bible at them)

Swap: <; -;>

**Harley & Joker: [1/7] ask(s)/dare(s) left**  

(#10: @Pawpricez asks:) "Hi. Do you guys know anything that can help me feel better?Maybe something that can make me have less depression and help with my suicidal thoughts, anything that can help me with my mental disorders and help me lose weight." (To: anybody, preferred Geno, Reaper)

Reaper: Let me tell you something. Don't plan on dying just yet. You have a great life preparing to unfold itself, and you'll look back on the days where you thought of suicide and think: "Hey look, I made it. I'm proud of myself."

Geno: Or do something that takes your mind off of what makes you feel depressed. Something that makes you forget the sadness for awhile. Sometimes it chases away the depression, but only temporarily, so opening up to someone who you know you can trust will help out a lot.

Geno: And as for losing weight... hm... that's hard, but the basic things I know is to go on a healthy diet with regular exercise.

Reaper: ...why do you know about this???

Geno: I ended up reading those books about keeping healthy, okay--

**Harley & Joker: [0/7] ask(s)/dare(s) left**  

((Hope you'll feel better, and I'm looking forward to knowing that you're happy. I'll pray for you, since I guess it's all I can do since I naturally suck at cheering people up. ;-;))

(#11: @StrawberryPie2 asks:) "Who's your boyfriend? Please please please date a Sans!"

Sans: Well sorry kiddo, I don't have one.

"Maybe with Blueberry? Haha, 'ClassicBerry'! Yes!"

"..."

(ties them both together) (To: Sans, Swap)

Sans: EH??

Swap: <:/!>

Sans, Swap: (tied together)

Swap: HUMAN, THIS ISN'T HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO GO, I'M THE ONE SUPPOSED TO BE CAPTURING YOU, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!!!

Sans: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Sans: (falls asleep)

Swap: I, THE MA- (notices Sans is asleep)

Swap: <;-;>

(#12: @Inxonix dares:) "HAVE A WEDDING!"<>:D> (To: Ink, Error)

Ink: W-WAIT WHAT?

G: WELL, YOU HEARD 'EM! IT'S TIME TO DO WHAT WE SINNERS DO BEST!

Senkiller: get 'em married on Christmas, that's ten times better.

G: WOOP WOOP! (starts dragging Error)

Error: nOT TODAY (wacks G with a bone)

G: <:')> (faints)

Chess: <;-;> nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-- (runs over to G and rests his head on his lap)

Ganz: mmmmm what'chu sayyyyyyyyyyy

Ganz: mmmmm but you only meant welllllllllll

Science: (puts his glasses down) mmm daz savage, Error

Error: <B)> I kno (wearing MLG glasses)

(#13: @Bluerainbowstargirl asks:) "What do you love about each other?" (To: Everyone in a relationship)

Ganz: (looks at Sensy) well you do whine a lot and it's adorable

Sensy: o f*** you

Ganz: <x'D> damnit there are too many things I love about sassy husbands like you--

Reaper: MMMMMMMMMMK EXCUSE ME BUT I'M HERE TO ADVERTISE MY BOYFRIEND

Geno: (wacks Death's face softly with a rolled up newspaper) you shan't

Fell: Hm? What I love about Sci?

Fell: C'mon kid, why you making me count? You know I suck at Math right???

Vibe: Well, for me, Dee's too cute and innocent for me and it drives me insaneeeeeee

Decans: I-I'M NOT CUTE-!

Vibe: Ah, standard tsunderes, one of the most cliche yet one of the cutest ones~

Vibe: But I'd honestly take years to finish a list on what I love about you--

Chess: (loud sobbing) BUT MY HUSBANDO IS DEADDDDDDDDDDDDD

G: c-chess--

Chess: SOMETIMES I CAN STILL HEAR HIS VOICE

G: CHESS I'M NOT DEAD

Chess: (doesn't hear what G said and continues crying)

G: <:/>

Error: Hm. As for me, I'm not sure of how many things there are to love about you, Ink.

Ink: <x'D> Well I suspected you were actually better at Math?

Error: ...well, that's one of the things I like about you, the fact you retort my statements so well.

Ink: Oh why thank you, I try~

Dance: Well, I admit Kat, one of the biggest things I love about you is your personality.

Katana: <///-///> DON'T CALL ME KAT

Dance: Alright, whatever you say~

Senkiller: HAHA I PUT THAT ALL ON VIDEO

G: OMYF***INGGOD SEND ME THE VID LATER

Senkiller: MMMMMMMMMMMM YAS

Everyone Else: YOU WHAT?!

Senkiller: <XDD> (laughing his ass off in the background)

Mel: are you ok

Senkiller: (continues laughing) (falls from laughing too hard) S***--

Senkiller: okay s*** my back hurts

Mel: well okie den, use this as some sort of pillow while you lay there temporarily paralyzed for the rest of the day (takes his jacket off and throws it at Senkiller's face)

Senkiller: thanks (gives him a thumbs up and manages to use his jacket as a pillow)

Senkiller: ey mind videoing everything while I lay here?? (gives him his phone)

Mel: fineeeeee (takes his phone)

Senkiller: <:/> well, guess I'm stuck here the rest of the day, might as well fall asleep

Chess: (SUDDEN LOUD SOBBING)

Senkiller: ...

Senkiller: ...I'm not getting any sleep at this rate, am I right?

Mel: You sure guessed it right.

Chess: <;-;> G OMG I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE ALIVE

G: I WASN'T EVEN DEAD IN THE FIRST PLACE--

Everyone: ...

Reaper: Wait a second. Didn't the Harley/Joker cosplay dare end like... a few asks/dares ago??

Sans: You only noticed now?

Geno, Reaper: ...

Reaper: <:D> WELL IT'S TIME TO RESTORE MY DIGNITY SLOWLY

Reaper: <:D> LEZ GO!!!!!!! (drags Geno with him into the closet)

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Okay I know, sorry for not answering your ask/dare. ;-;

But...

The Christmas themed ask/dare box is now open. Please send in only 1-2 ask(s)/dare(s). If you send in more than that, the first two dares will be the only ones listed.

Sorry for sounding so strictttttttttttttttttttttt ;-;

*Dance and Katana may now be asked as a pair/ship!