hhhhhhhhhh back from vacation ;w;

Sorry for such the late update >_>)

I do not own anything except for this story and some of its plot lines.

The ask/dare box is still closed.

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*Sans's house, 3 PM

**The Sinless Squad: [1/3] day(s) left**

**Sinless Sci: [3/3] ask(s) left**

G: <;-;> (comes into the room still sobbing) 

Chess: (patting G's back) G c'mon, you'll be fine, you should take a break from the sin--

G: <;-;> TAKE A BREAK FROM THE SIN?

G: <;-;> YOU'RE TAKING AWAY MY LIFE SOURCE

Chess: <;-;> But it's sad having to see you gloomy...

G: <;;;-;;;> (lies down on the floor sobbing)

Chess: <;_;>

Reaper; <>_>)> Just here to remind you we have one more day to go--

G: (LOUD SOBBING)

Reaper: wow--

(#1: @CandyCaneSnowDragon dares:) "Put up mistletoe's above every door way so whenever they need to go to another room they need to kiss." (To: Ice)

Ice: Woah, that's actually a good idea! (has a basket of mistletoe's ready)

Umi: Oh no--

Ice: <:DDD> (puts them joyfully on top of every door way)

G: <;-;> STOP REMINDING ME OF THE SIN 

Ice: oh and--

Ice: (gives G a box)

G: wh-what's this???

Ice: <.3.)> Open it.

G: (opens the box and finds a fishing rod with a mistletoe attached)

G: T-this...

G: Ice... this is so sweet...

Ice: Merry Christmas you little sinner!

G: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (sobs and crawls to Ice then hugs him) 

Ice: ohmai

G: <:D> I CAN LIVE AGAIN!

Ganz: (takes another sip of his coffee) But you can't use it.

G: <:D>

G: <D:>

(#2: @midnight_27_29 dares:) "GO KISSING UNDER THE MISTLETOE!" (To: All the ships)

Senkiller: ...so... all the ships have to move under a mistletoe for this dare?

Senkiller: (looks at Mel face-first on the table, asleep)

Senkiller: I guess I'm excused.

Ink, Error: (already kissing under a mistletoe)

Fresh: (points to Ink and Error) LOOK AT THESE SINNERS, MY RADICAL BROSEPH 

Little: <:3?>

Fresh: (kneels down to Little's height) <;D> Don't be a sinner, my radical broseph

Fresh: But if you do...

Fresh: ...y o u  k n o w  w h a t  I ' l l  d o,  r i g h t?

Little: <:,,,,,,3> (sweating intensifies)

Alter: THAT'S ENOUGH FRESH (pulls Little away from Fresh)

(#3: @InkyCoder dares:) "Get stuck in Christmas lights and try to get out of it!" (To: Everyone)

Swap: UM

Swap: WE ACTUALLY... ALREADY ARE...

Sans: ...help--

Geno: Wow, you two ended up tied together. Again.

Geno: That's impressive.

Science: wow--

Sans: DON'T JUST STAND THERE

Sans: FLIPPING HELP US

Geno: Nah, I prefer to watch you both suffer.

Swap: DO NOT FEAR, THE MAGNIFICENT SANS WILL GET US OUT OF HERE! (struggles more)

Sans: wait SWAP YOU'RE GETTING US EVEN MORE TRAPPED THAN WE ALREADY ARE--

Swap: WELL I'LL GO GET THE SCISSORS--

Sans: WHAT I DON'T THINK SCISSORS WOULD WORK ON THESE--

Swap: (trips)

Sans: sW aP (trips with Swap)

Swap, Sans: (fall on the floor)

Swap: Owie...

Sans: Great. Now we're stuck on the floor.

Swap: <;-;>

(#4: @silly1112 asks:) "How do you feel about the Toriel's in your own universes?" (To: Everyone)

Ganz: Toriel's like a mom to me. I guess that's the whole point, but it feels like she sees me as one of those kids she used to take care of.

Swap: OH OH! QUEEN TORIEL? SHE'S VERY KIND, BUT SHE'S BEEN UNDER A LOT OF STRESS LATELY SO WE HAVEN'T REALLY TALKED...

Fell: Tch. Toriel? I'd describe her to be a really bad mom.

Outer: Heh. The Toriel where I live acts like the normal Toriel, except she wears a pretty space apron. Amazing to look at, trust me. I've asked how to get those once but she wouldn't really tell me.

Decans: ...Toriel...? The... old lady behind the door... correct? I'd say she's very... quiet. She hardly moves from that chair she sits on. I think she's gotten so used to being killed that she no longer... tries...

Vibe: Oh--  

Sans: Toriel's a great friend actually. That's all I can say--

**Sinless Sci: [2/3] ask(s) left**

(#5: @BryahNeavehGillison dares:) "Dress up as Santa and an elf." (To: Horror, Lust)

Lust, Horror: <;w;>

Horror: Wha--

Horror: Why tho--

Lust: Don't worry Horror. I'll be the big daddy--

Alter: (throws a bible at Lust) NOT IN FRONT OF THE KIDS

Little: <;v;>

Lust: <;_;>

Horror: Does that mean I'm dressing up as some sort of kinky elf to please you--

Alter: (throws another bible at Horror) I SWEAR TO GOD--

Lust: <(;-;> (grabs Horror's hand and walks slowly to the closet)

Horror: <;-;)>

(#6: @NeedsMoreFood asks:) "WILL YOU BE MY HUSBANDO?! IT IS MY DREAM! MARRY ME INK! And if you don't, I'll be very sad." (To: Ink)

Error: Woah woah woah there.

Error: He can't marry you because he's mine.

Error: So lay off. Alright?

Ink: Heheh... sorry, but I'm already taken...

(#7: @ChristyRe dares:) "I think it would be nice if everyone has a Christmas dance. The sub would have to wear a dress and the dom a tux." (To: Everyone)

Sensy: Yeah but what if you constantly switch roles from sub to dom???

Sensy: Would that mean both of them would have to wear a mixture of a tux and a dress??

Sans: I think so--

Sensy: ...

Sensy: (looks at Ganz) where do we get a tux/dress--

Everyone Else: (already in their dresses/tux)

Chess: (wheezes) THIS DRESS FEELS WEIRD

Ink: Error can we switch--

Geno: ... (looks at the blood staining the dress)

Everyone: <'o-o)>

Geno: ...

Geno: ...nah this is fine. (shrugs it off)

Reaper: <""o-o)> are you sure--

Geno: Yeah. I can always wash this off--

Ganz: EY SINCE NEITHER OF US ARE WILLING TO SACRIFICE, LET'S BOTH NOT DANCE

Sensy: <:D> YES GREAT IDEA!

Ganz, Sensy: (sit down on the couch holding cameras)

Ganz: <:D> Okay, you guys can start now.

Everyone Else: <>->)>

*...after several minutes of squealing, laughing, tripping, and failures...

(#8: @Dovewing3344 dares:) "Find a Christmas tree and decorate it, and yes, I mean you have to find one and cut it down. I hope it doesn't crush anyone!" (To: Everyone)

Senkiller: Hey is a poisonous Christmas tree accepted? (points at Mel's floof)

Sans: There was nothing about that so I guess it's accepted?

Senkiller: <:D> YAY

Dance: WELL SAYONARA SUCKERS (drags Katana outside)

Katana: WAIT DANCE I DON'T THINK KATANAS CUT TREES--

Error: S*** WE'RE NOT LOSING TO THESE PEOPLE INK-- (drags Ink into a portal)

Ink: WAIT I CAN JUST DRAW US A TREE--

Sans, Swap: ...

Sans: s*** we're still tied here--

Swap: HELP US??

Dream: Sorry bro but we have a competition to do! 

Nightmare: can we not

Dream: we must

Dream: (throws Nightmare into a portal then jumps in right after)

Ice: <:D> (creates a tree out of ice)

Umi: (throws Christmas lights over it) MIRACLES!

Vibe, Decans: (sitting down calmly, not even heeding the competition)

Sensy: can I just decorate your floof--

Ganz: no you mayn't

Senkiller: BOOM MOTHERF***S I'M ALREADY DONE (literally just put a bunch of Christmas lights on Mel's floof)

Mel: (still asleep)

Umi: (looks at the Christmas star in his hands) how do we put this there??

Ice: Easy. (grabs said decor from Umi)

Ice: We don't. (throws the star away)

Error: (comes in with Ink on a big pine tree) WOO--

*The tree breaks half of the house.

Ink: F***-- WE BROKE THE HOUSE???

Error: Half of it, to be precise.

Umi, Ice, Vibe, Decans, Senkiller, Sensy, Ganz: <o-o>

Error: psh who cares we can always move to the Omega Timeline--

G: DONE! (comes in with Chess)

Chess: (holds up a miniature Christmas tree they bought from a store)

Sans: YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO BUY IT

G: Oh.

Chess: <;-;>

G: But I don't want to cut a tree dow--

Everyone Inside the House: (hears a tree falling)

Everyone Inside the House: <o-o>

Reaper: (bursts into the door) HUUZAH B***ES WE GOT ONE

Geno: (follows Reaper) And we already decorated it.

Sans: So I guess these two win?

Umi: HAH?!

Sans: They're the first ones with a proper Christmas tree--

Reaper: HAHAH, WE WON!!!

Geno: Well cool, what do we get?

Sans: (throws a bottle of ketchup at Geno) Here's your prize--

Geno: <; -;>

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HHHHHhhhHhh sorry if this book isn't as funny as it used to be... I just suck at keeping things consistent... :""D

And sorry for such the short update, I'm just so tired right now--