Jordan pov.

I woke up with Cinder yelling in my ear. "Wake yo fat ass up!!!" She yelled. "What he fuck bitch! You ain't my mom!!" I shouted and turned towards a snickering Neo. I kissed her taking her by surprise. "Don't ever laugh at me again dear. Because if you do." I pulled out a knife with an insane smile. "You won't stop smiling!" I exclaimed scaring Neo and making Cinder flinch. "And that's when you're my gf. Cinder, let's just say much worse is gonna happen. I could shoot your sister in the back, paralyzing her and make you look at pictures. Or maybe I could beat you near to death with a crowbar and blow you up. That would be less fun than the first, but remember not to laugh at me!" I squealed in excitement.

Later.

I was walking through emerald forest where the initiation is. I shot a kid or two to death. I saw a little girl in a cape. I smirked and took my knife and cut the CS wider. I dropped down in front of them with a switchblade. "Hey kids! Did anyone want a clown for their deathday?" I said and laughed maniaclly. Suddenly someone called me. "Hang up my girlfriend is calling me." I answered my phone. "Where are you!?" Cinder yelled. "I'm about to kill a little girl and a schnee." I replied. "Oh. Nevermind then. Neo says hi. Kinda." I laughed and said bye. I put my phone in my pocket. "Now! Who dies first?" A beowolf appeared behind me and I shot it without looking. Suddenly my real gf texted me. "What the actual fuck?" I said.

Neo: Come home. I have a surprise for you~

Me:On my way right now!!!

I put my phone away. "Ok you two live today! My girlfriend needs me and she is most likely wearing lingerie!" I said and sprinted to my car and drove home. I got home and saw Cinder and Neo on my bed in lingerie. "I was right about the lingerie!" I yelled and walked into the room already shirtless. "Threesome for the clown! I have two girlfriends now!" I said excitedly.

Y/n pov

I saw Ruby and the schnee looking like they saw the weirdest thing ever. "What's up?" Ruby screamed when she saw me. "I thought your girlfriend needed you! You promised we'd live today!" She exclaimed. "Wait wh-Jordan. Son of a bitch. So that's what he does when he sneaks out at night." I said in realization. Then I took out my phone and checked the news. Our neighbors were killed by an explosion. And there was a white fang member with a bullet in his skull and soaked, but on fire. "Oh no. Jordan is a killer." I said. I grabbed the two and sprinted so we could finish.

Five minutes lat*gunshot* you don't say it narrator from spongebob!!!

We finished and I am a part of RWBY. I was handing Ruby a cookie I summoned using my second semblance. When we got to the dorm I sat on the window with my legs sticking out. I texted Jordan.

Me:Can you meet me at 9:00 pm?

It took an hour, but he replied.

Jordan:Sure. Sorry I didn't reply I was having a threesome.

Me:Liar. If you did bring your girlfriends.

Jordan:I will.

Jordan pov.

It was 8:30 so I had the girls get dressed and cleaned up and put on my purple trenchcoat and the rest of my Joker outfit. I grabbed the girls and got in my car. Cinder sat in the passenger seat while Neo was in the back. "Aren't you proud of our daughter in the backseat that happens to be our age?" I asked making Neo stick her tounge out. I got out of the car when we got there. Y/n was standing there with his sword drawn. "Ok mate. I don't have time for a sword fight. How do you like my smile?" I said pulling my bandana down. He gasped as I saw a girl in red and another with blonde hair. "Yo blondie! You are hot!" I called to her. "Screw you! You were gonna kill my sister!" She shouted. "But I didn't. Instead I had a threesome with these two." I said pointing at Neo and Cinder. They just awkwardly waved. "Believe me now Y/n?" I asked. He rushed me cut my bandana in half causing me to get mad. "That was my favorite bandana!" I yelled. He just smirked and I caught the blade and kicked him away. I looked at red and smiled. I started walking to her with a crowbar. "Hey Cinder? Remember what I said about laughing at me?" I asked getting a nod from Cinder. She then gasped. "Jordan don't she's just a little girl!!" She yelled to me. When I was right in front of her I leaned in so it looked like I was gonna kiss her, but I hit with the crowbar. "Still alive down there? Haha!!" I started laughing. "Which hurts more? The backhand," I said and smacked her again. "Or the fore hand?" I finished smacking her again. I was gonna hit her again, but stopped. "Oh yeah. Whoops! I said you could live." I walked to the blonde and took out my switchblade and put the blade against my cheek. "Tell me something. Should I kill myself?" I asked. She nodded and glared at me. I smiled and stabbed myself in the chest and laughed. She backed away only to bump into the real me. "My second semblance is making illusions or I can make people see their worst fear. She turned around and saw me. With my eyes black and my irises are gray. I smirked and wings burst from my back.
What everyone else sees. Y/n pov.

Yang was on her knees screaming and Jordan was smirking evilly. Suddenly Yang passed out from fear. I saw Jordan walk to his car and dragged Cinder and Neo with him. He drove away to wherever the hell he stays at.

Jordan pov.

I got back to the base where I saw shortdick. "Hey roman candle." I said and walked inside.

Later.

I was walking through the hall when I heard moans behind Roman's door. I kicked the door down to see Neo and Cinder on top of Roman. "Are you fucking kidding me!?!?" I screamed and shot Roman in the foot and dragged him to the stage in the base where everyone was. "Hey guys! Today we are gonna learn about Roman's body!" I exclaimed. "How about we start with the muscle!?" I screamed. I took my switchblade out.
If you don't like the fact i'm gonna skin and dissect Roman skip the next bold text.

I started cutting his skin off and he was just the muscle. "Now let's see his intestines!!" I exclaimed. I took my crowbar and beat him in the stomach 'til his intestines came out and I used his small intestine as a scarf. "2017 fashion!!" I shouted. I took my sword out and cut the muscle off and held up his skeleton. "And don't forget the brain!" I shouted. I sat him on his knees and cut the front off of his skull and his brain fell out.
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"And that is what the inside of Shortdick looks like!" I yelled and got off the stage and went to my car. I drove to beacon and when I got there. I went to see Ozpin and put on my backup bandana. "Hey Oz the great and powerful." I said and picked up a grenade that fell out of a pocket. "I've heard a lot of things Jordan. You're a killer, a pschopath, a homicidal maniac if you will. I don't believe people here like you." He said. I pulled my bandana down. "Call Ironwood then. I'll kill all your students. You know I will. Maybe even a teacher or two. I just skinned Roman on stage and laughed." I said bluntly. He turned and faced me. "You are part of RWBY. You fight the blonde you saw earlier again.

Y/n pov.

Ozpin just told me that we have a new student and Yang is fightimg him. Can't wait to see him get his ass kicked. But then again I haven't seen him yet.