Yajin and a random villain were breathing hard as both were bruised and beaten.

Yajin - I'm surprised your still standing. You're quite the formidable opponent.

Villain - Hahaha. Me too. Especially the way you've been "POUNDING" me this entire fight.

Yajin - .....

Yajin looked confused on why he used that word specifically and it sounded wrong for him. He looked at the villain who just smiled and kept his pose.

Yajin - "pounding"?...Never mind. Ha! Quite the word choice but I guess you can say we're both tired huh?

Villain - Tch. We've been "DRILLING" each other for two straight hours. Who wouldn't be tired?!

Again Yajin stopped confused but the word this time just weirded him out even more. While the villain just kept his same look.

Yajin - Bro. What the fuck?! Yo are we fighting or...what the fuck?..w-what are "you" talking about?

Villain - Ha! I guess you can say we (slurp) "SUCKED EACH OTHER DRY" didn't we?!

Yajin's mouth dropped open as he was shocked of the words and even small action his opponent just did.

Yajin - SAIYAN WHAT!!!

Villain - Ha! Well since you made it this far, I guess I have no other choice but to show you my hidden attack!

Yajin just kept trying to handle the weird words this guy just kept saying especially the last things he said.

Villain - Big Black Mon-.

Yajin instant started to punch the villain down with all of his strength as the villain pleaded for him to stop.

Yajin just kept punch. With each punch was the hope that this would end.

Villain - Please stop! I was joking!

Yajin beat him to the ground, after the 11th punch. He stopped and stop the beating and looked down at the villain with a disgusted and horrified look. He has never been more uncomfortable fighting someone in his life.

Villain - (cough) (cough) Y-You...really...."BEAT MY MEAT" huh?!

Yajin - NOOO!!!!!

Yajin's eyes opened as he screamed and woke up from his nightmare. He looked around and saw that it was barely 2:00 AM.

He relaxed himself and just went back to bed hoping that he would never fight someone like that in the future.

(I wanted to try something new and funny. So tell me if I should make more)