STEP 1: Avoid the Spider-Monkeys. They are most commonly know for their constant bad tempers and dislike of travelers. If you get to close, they will throw high-tech top-of-the-line super-messy poop bombs at you. It is not pretty.

STEP 2:  Remember: never trust the blue monkeys. The blue monkeys will try to lure you to their Queen, who will string you up in her giant tree by your toenails and wait for you to die. Then she will eat you. (Big Surprise.)

STEP 3: Always carry a few bananas or mangoes with you in case you run into a killer gorilla or something. It's happened before.

STEP 4: Before you enter the land, eat exactly 8 quarter-inch pieces of cucumber. This will keep the worst of the monkeys at bay for at least three hours. After that, you're on your own.

STEP 5: I you see any vines with pink or purple flowers, don't touch them. Don't go anywhere near them. They are actually a type of giant snake called the Perithion. They can camouflage themselves to appear as something harmless, and if you fall for it, they will EAT YOU.(Again, big surprise.)

STEP 6:  Don't say anything to the Marydan Rats. They get offended REALLY easily, and have been known to feed anyone who offends them to their king, Harmert.

STEP 7: Eat ALOT of this land's ice cream. Ice cream........................

STEP 8: If you have followed the above instructions, Congratulations!  You have made it through the Random World! You should now be at a big, blue door. Whisper your greatest fear to it, and it will open, revealing a room. There will be over a hundred rooms. These will take you all over time, space, the dimensions, and the world. Choose wisely!!

   Thanks for reading!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!