STEP 1: Do not talk to Gandalf. Ever since he got older, he thinks everyone is there to kill him, and will not hesitate to turn you into a fish or sea slug.

STEP 2: Steal a few gold coins. You will need them to pay the guardian so you will be able to leave the LEGO Dimension. Note he does not except credit cards or checks.

STEP 3: If you forget to steal coins, break into Voldemort's castle a jump through the portal. But as this will almost certainly end in you dead, please remember to steal coins. It is easier and MUCH safer.

STEP 4: Remind Mr. Penguin he never paid back my loan.

STEP 5: DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT talk to Annoying Orange. Don't say hi. Don't wave. Don't even look at him. Just walk away. And don't let him see you. If he does.... well, it won't be pretty. Last time I encountered him, it included quite a few cuss words, two buildings on fire, a trip into a brain, and a nearly lethal attack with a cracker(Please don't ask. Please.)

STEP 6: Remember that in this dimension superheroes are villains and villains  are superheroes. Thought I'd tell you in case you see Superman robbing a bank or something.

STEP 7: If you have once again followed the above instructions, you are ready to enter....

                                                                        VOLCANO ISLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!