STEP 1: Avoid all rocks. These rocks are actually creatures known as the Gazumbues, and will wake upon your touch and suck you down their throats. No matter how shiny they are, resist the urges to pick up or kick them. This will result in you exploring a Gazumbue's stomach while you slowly disintegrate.

STEP 2: Remember to go to the bathroom before starting on the path. The dryads, nymphs, fairies, and other mythical creatures will not like it if you pee on them.

STEP 3: Do not eat the fried chicken. As crazy as it sounds, the road will not like it if you eat it. In fact, you will probably end up facing a giant scorpion, or running into a cannibal witch, or(shudder) meeting... DA BANANA! Which brings us to the next rule.

STEP 4: NEVER, I repeat, NEVER run into Da Banana! He's crazy! If he spots you, he'll force you to sit on a cactus, drink wood, and talk for two years about oranges. Only after you prove your loyalty to oranges by reciting everything he said in the last two years by memory will he let you go. And after you've proven your loyalty, before you go he'll make you sing Justin Bieber songs naked in a barrel of fish and newt eyes on November 14 at 3:57 p.m. Why, you ask? No idea. He's crazy.

STEP 5: Before you enter the road, make sure you have a tulip with you. This will protect you from Luminare, the dragon who guards the entrance. He is deathly afraid of tulips ever since he brought some to the female he liked and she humiliated him in front of 70 trolls and 3 fairies.

STEP 6: If you have followed all of the steps above, I am assuming you have made it to the Nation of The Alliance Of Video Games. Please read the next chapter to find out how to safely cross this handful of lands.

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