Our first roast is on Star Platinum.

This was when my boyfriend, Taylor, and I were FaceTiming in order to talk about our relationship when we hit a low point and the love was dying out. Fortunately, within a few minutes we were both laughing and talking about so many things and then JJBA came up after I made a reference to it.

Basically he said that he has secrets and I said "Don't tell me you have a birthmark on your shoulder!" I referenced the Joestar birthmark.

His eyes went wide and I was like "No you fucking dont...." And he was like "How the fuck did you know?"

I WAS DYING I COULDNT BREATHE 🤣

He actually has a birthmark on his shoulder! Not a star but it's a birthmark!

Anyways so then we talked about JJBA some more and then I sent him some photos of Star Platinum.

Onto the roast!

Me: *sends this*

Me: Isn't he swole?

Taylor: .... Bitch looking like a fucking grape. 😂

Me: OH MY GOD NO-! 🤣🤣🤣

Me: *texts this* You're gonna scream at this.

Taylor: ..... What the fuck?

Me: *dying of laughter* It's Star's rape face!

Taylor: Bitch now looking like the most purple grape in the world. Like why the fuck is he so purple? 😂

Me: I don't know!!!

Taylor: Also that is so not a rape face!

Me: Yes it is! Here lemme show you the full image. *texts this* The other one is Silver Chariot

Taylor: Yeah thats not a rape face. That looks more like-

Me: Ya done fucked up face!

Taylor: Well- Not really but-

Me: Whatchu talking about?! This was before they kicked someone's ass!

Taylor: Okay then 😂

Me: Okay fine here's Sarcastic Star *texts this*

Taylor: He like "Bitch fuck you say?" 🤣

Me: *laughs* Yeah he like "Whatchu say? Say that shit again I dare you! I will beat your ass to the ground!"

Taylor: But now he looking more like a strawberry 😂

Me: *whEEZE*

Me: Okay last one- *texts this* The other one is Hierophant Green.

Taylor: What the fuck is up with that face?! 😂😂😂😂

Me: HE NOM OKAY?!

Taylor: BUT LIKE WHY THE MOUTH THO?!

Me: *explains that Hierophant was possessing someone and Star used his teeth to remove him*

Taylor: 😐 ......... I mean..... I guess that's one way to do it. 😅😂

Me: I'm done 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣