When Rick Riordan logs onto his Whattpad account and reads the Percy Jackson fanfics, these are his reactions:

Rick: Percy isn't sassy

Rick: They are allot weirder than I created them to be

Rick: Why am I a troll?

Rick: When did they get Facebook?

Rick: Lukeabeth?!

Rick: Ha-ha. These jokes are stupid.

Rick: Now I regret writing Percy Jackson

Dedicated to purisaifred2, my friend who doesn't share too many flaming hot Cheetos.

Rick: WHY IN HADES DO PEOPLE THINK I'M A TROLL?!!?!?!?!?!