What happened this morning:

Dad: I think we should go to the hoover dam

Mom: Why? Are we close?

Dad: About a mile away

Me: Lets go! I could get some DAM FRIES

Mom:......

Me: And i can get a DAM SWEATER

Dad: um....

Me: I COULD ALSO USE THE DAM RESTROOM!

Mom:... um....

Dad: What...What are you saying?

Me: ITS A DAM THING

Parents:

Me:

Parents:

Me:

Parents:

Me: lets go so I can make some more DAM jokes

Parents: *Leaves hotel room*

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OML

HELP ME

this place has the worst assortment of cereals ever