Here's a taco like hack :

1. Go to burger King

2. Bye le taco

3. Eat half of le taco

4. Put hair on le taco

5. Complain to manager about bad taco preperation

6. Get free taco

7. Do steps 4-6 for unlimited free tacos

8. Get caught by police

9. Break out of Azkaban

This was recommended to me by he who shall not be named!