Why doesn't Santa use modern technology? Instead of using reindeer, why not use private jet, or maybe UPS.Rudolf the red nose reindeer should really do something with his nose. He looks ss if he has a permanent cold or something. Also, Santa should get a summer home. And some friends. Santa seems to be immortal. Who two gods are his parents? My guess is Apollo and Persephone. Dont ask.

I think santa may be a demigod. On the internet it said that santa was a half-blood. It didnt say who though. I need to look back on that web sight......