Random Lady: *walks up to me and pinches my cheeks* I knew you when you were a baby! I changed your diaper once!

Me: um....okay?

Random Lady: Do you know who I am?

Me: um..... uh..

Random Lady: Im your grandma's long lost twins sisters uncles goldfish's aunts owners boss's ex wifes mothers sisters friends cousin five times removed's boss's previous owners aunt!