I looked up how Fred Weasly dies (I'm still on the 5th book). My heart is now in shatters. So, i dedicated this chapter to Fred. I know he wouldn't want this to be sad,  so, here's a joke in honer of the twin who couldn't survive.

A woman has beans for lunch on her birthday. When she gets home, her husband hands her a blindfold. She puts it on, and he leads her to a table, and sits her down at a chair. "I'll be right back. Dont take off the blind fold." he warns, and walks off. The after affect of the beans are just starting. The woman lets out a long fart, the a series of long farts, thinking no one was in the room. Right before her husband comes, she stops farting. her husband takes off her blind fold. Sitting with her at the table was her boos, co-workers and all her family memebers who were all holder their noses!

I will miss you Fred!