For Gotham007, HaRly_GiRL, and Ughlifeissoboring. Yes, it took forever and it's short, but it's here. This is inaccurate crap, but this is an AU so I can write whatever I want.

"Hold up," Jade said. "This mission involves both Sportsmaster and Nyx?"

Batman was briefing Jade, Roy, Kaldur and Wally.

"Yes," Batman said. "Do you have a problem with that?"

"Just that they're both a pain in the a** and I'd hate to deal with both of them at once."

"Well, you'll have to. The Shadows are trying to get a hold of something, but we don't know what. Your job is to keep them from getting it."

"Well, that's specific," Jade said sarcastically. Batman glared at her. She countered with an eye roll.

"Just go."

"Yes, sir," She replied with a mock salute.

They rode to New Orleans, talking and bickering. They each got off at different times. After Wally left on his motorcycle, Jade flew the bioship, in camouflage mode, to a clearing. She dropped out.

She watched Roy watching Sportsmaster. She decided to go into the clearing to look for Arte-Nyx. Jade couldn't stand to think of her as her little sister.

She glanced around, finding nothing.

"Hey, sis," Said a woman's voice behind her. There was a quiet thud and Jade turned around to see Nyx. "Long time no reveal your selfishness to your friends."

"Shut up." Jade pulled out her crossbow.

"Oh, that's cute, you think you stand a chance against me? Maybe if you broke out the pointy ones. But you wouldn't do that to your own sister." Artemis made a pouty face. "Or maybe you will. You made it clear that you don't care much for me."

"Yes, I do, Missy!"

"Don't Missy me. You lost that privilege a long time ago. Y'know, when you abandoned me with him."

"I- ugh! Jade shot the crossbow at her sister, wrapping her arm in polyurethane, which quickly hardened.

"Wow. Really is like old times. I try to talk and you shoot me. At least it's not pointy or a bullet this time. I still have the scars." She grabbed an arrow, flipping a switch, and dropping it on her arm. A liquid spilled out, disintegrating the foam, and turning her skin red. She winced. "I hate that stuff. How about you throw the mission? After all, I'm sure you'd just hate it if they found out what I am to you."

Jade kicked her, sending her flying into a tree. The ebony could hear fighting from outside the clearing. "Roy! A little backup, please?"

Roy showed up, shooting an arrow, narrowly missing. Artemis winked at them and ran off. There were groans from near the water. The boys appeared. "Hey!"

Nyx tisked. "Oh well, looks like I might have some competition now." She stood up and threw a knife at Jade. Roy tackled her to the ground. Then Artemis kicked Wally down and straddled him. She ripped her mask off and lowered her face to his. She connected their lips. Wally had never been more surprised in his life. Nyx has kissed him- and he LIKED it! "A kiss is just a kiss," Nyx smirked.

Aqualad yanked her sword out of her hand. "And a katana is just a katana."

Artemis jumped to her feet and ran off before anyone could react.

"I'll pursue!" Jade took off.

She found herself unable to catch up, but shot a tracker arrow, managing to hit the train Artemis was escaping on.

Sportsmaster got away too, but Jade mentioned that she put a tracker on the train. They headed to a warehouse.

Of course, Sportsmaster and Nyx greeted them. "Hi!" Nyx said, before throwing a knife at Kid Flash, who easily caught it. Jade tried to run past her father and sister, but Artemis grabbed her arm. "Mom wants to see you, really bad. I'd better see you tomorrow." Artemis released her grip. Jade ran towards another room, where she found Klarion and his cat.

He had a briefcase with him. Jade lunges at it, her gut telling her that it was what she wanted. Klarion threw a red lightning bolt at her, blasting her back. He grabbed the case.

"Freeze!" Jade cried.

Klarion shrugged. "If you say so." He snapped his fingers and he and the cat turned to ice. When Jade touched it, it broke into pieces.

"What the h***?!" She heard Wally exclaim. She just knew what happened to her father and sister.

"F***!"

"Did we get what we came for?" Aqualad called.

"No! Klarion took it!"

"Sh**!" Roy exclaimed.

"No kidding!" They rode back in silence, all dreading having to tell Batman what happened.