Phil and Dan were walking home one Saturday night.

"You look beautiful under the moonlight," Dan said to Phil, making Phil blush.

"You too," Phil said back.

They carried on down the street. Phil stopped.

"Why did you stop?" Dan asked.

Phil didn't reply, he was too busy looking at the far too attractive lamppost.

"What the hell are you doing?" Dan asked Phil.

"I'm admiring the lamppost." Phil replied.

Phil walked up to the lamppost and began to caress its long pole.

"PHIL?!?!!!!?" Dan was upset with Phil's sudden movement.

"Feeling jealous?" Phil asked Dan seductively, as he began to move closer to the lamppost.

"I am, actually," Dan said with a hint of anger in his eyes.

Phil started to unbutton his lion shirt and started to rub himself against the lamppost pole.

"Phil, stop it!" Dan commanded.

Phil continued, disobeying Dan.

It was then that Dan could spot a dark figure coming towards them. The person got closer until Dan could just about make out who it was.

"What the hell are you doing here, Chris?" Dan practically screamed.

"I'm here to find my true love," Chris said simply.

"The fu-" before Dan could finish, Chris sprinted to pick Phil up, bridal style.

"PHIL!" Dan shouted to Phil.

But it was too late, Phil was already out of sight. Dan was shook af at what the fuck just happened. It took him a few moments to comprehend what was going on.

Just then, there was singing coming from absolutely nowhere. It sounded like angels.

Dan looked up and saw PJ, flying down towards him.

"Ok, what is going on?" Dan just gave up on trying to understand what was happening.

"I am here to get your Philly," PJ chanted

PJ flew over to Chris and Phil. He took Chris' crab stickz. Chris was angry and tried to hit PJ, but failed and PJ grabbed Phil and flew away from Chris.

PJ gave Dan the Philly.

"I have you're Philly," PJ said, using the wrong 'your' even though Dan couldn't tell.

Then Daniel and Phillip skipped off into the night off to Shrek's swamp.

The End