(At West Anderson High School, in the cafeteria.)

"I cannot wait for prom." Jayla said. "Oh, I know! I hope Alvy asks me." Allison said. "Eww! Alvy Scimmelphening?" Kim asked. "What? I think he's cute." Allison turns to Rigby. "What about you, Rigby, did you ask your girlfriend to prom?" She asked. "Yeah." Rigby replied. "Was it romantic?" Kim asked. "It was totally romantic." Rigby said.

~Flashback~

Rigby and (Y/n) are at the coffee shop eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. "Hey, you wanna go with me to prom?" Rigby asked her. "Like, as a chaperone?" (Y/n) asked. "No, as my date." Rigby said. "Oh, totally. I never got to go since no one ever asked me." (Y/n) said. "Nice." The two return to eating their sandwiches.

~Present~

"Awww!" The girls said. "So, what kind of ride we talking here? Limo, hog, hot rod, what?" Aiden asked. "Oh, uh, we're just gonna take the bus." Aiden and the girls laugh. "Good one, bro. If somebody actually showed up in a bus, they'd look like such a loser. Man, Rigby's jokes are so good." Aiden said. "Heh heh, yep, just another one of my jokes." Rigby said.

~Time Skip~

At the park, Skips is washing his van as Rigby walks to him. "Hey, Skips. Can I borrow your car for prom?" Rigby asked. Skips turns to Rigby. "It's a van, and no." he said. Rigby asks Benson next.  "Hmm, let me think." Benson turns red. "NO!" He shouted. Rigby goes to Muscle Man at his trailer. "No." Muscle Man said. Rigby tries asking Mordecai. "Rigby, you know I don't have a car." He said. The last person he went to see was Don.

"Sure, anything for my big bro. Give me some sugar first." Rigby sighs and gives Don a hug. "There's just one problemo, you totaled my car last week." Don said. "Augh! You mean I just gave you sugar for nothing?" Rigby asked. "Yeah, I've been riding the old recumbo to work every day." Don shows him his recumbent bike. "I gotta say, It's working miracles on my calves." He shows him his claves on his legs. Rigby sighs.

"Well, great, you were my last shot. There goes prom. Thanks for nothing." He starts to walk away. "Hey, hey. Hey, hold up. There's still someone you could ask." Don said. Rigby turns to Don. "No." He said. "Bro..." Don said. "No!" Rigby said. "Bro..." Don said. "NO!!" At their parents' house, a picture of Sherm, Rigby and Don's father, washing his car is laid out and Sherm is polishing his picture. "No." Rigby said softly. "Bro..." Don said. "Would you two pipe down?! I'm trying to polish my picture of my prized car!" He shouted.

Barbara comes in with two plates of food and places them next to Don and Rigby. "What a surprise for you boys to drop in!" She said. "Drop in". Ha! You really think Rigby would just come to dinner? I know you just need something." Sherm said. Barbara sits down. "Oh, hush, Sherm. So, how are things at work?" Barbara asked her sons. "Great! We just picked up Cheezer's as a new client." Don said. "That's our Donny!" Sherm said. "I ate at Cheezer's yesterday." Rigby said. "That was a good update, Don." Sherm said. They settle in and eat their dinner, except Rigby. "Yeah, so, anyway, I just got all my credits for high school.

Yep, getting ready to graduate." Rigby clears his throat. "Moving up, accomplishing stuff." Don elbows him. "In fact, I'm, um, actually going to prom... with (Y/n). You know (Y/n)." Rigby said. "Yeah, and?" Sherm asked. "That's it." Don elbows him again. "And I was wondering if I could borrow your car." Rigby said. "Oh ho ho! There it is! Now, it comes out! See, Barbara? Of course he needs something! No, you cannot borrow my prized 1964 Luxury Sedan!" Sherm said. "Augh! This is so typical! You care more about that dumb car than you care about me!" Rigby shouted.

"THAT'S IT, GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!" Sherm shouted. "FINE!!!!" Rigby storms off. "So, Don, you ready for some dessert?" Sherm asked. Barbara sighs and comes upstairs and knocks on the door that says "Rigby's Room!!!" "Rigby, you know this is a walk-in closet now." Barbara opens the closet to find Rigby sitting there. "I know." Barbara approaches him carrying a tissue. "I brought some tissues." She said. "I'm not crying." Rigby said. "Oh, good." She takes a seat beside him, and Rigby sighs. "Why does Dad still have to be such a jerk all the time? It's just, neither me or (Y/n) went to prom, and I want to make it special." Rigby said. "Hmm. Alright, I'll make you a deal." Barbara takes out Sherm's car keys as Rigby gasps. "No scratches, and I'm not involved." She gives the car keys to him.

"Thanks, Mom." Rigby said. "You show that girl a good time." Barbara walks away. "I will, Mom." Later, Rigby is driving his dad's car to Pops' house and knocks on the door as (Y/n), in her prom outfit, answers it. Rigby smiles and puts a corsage on her wrist. "Wow, hydrangea macrophylia, my favorite!" (Y/n) notices Sherm's car. "Whoa, who lent you that thing?" (Y/n) walks over to the car. "My dad. Pretty cool, right?" Rigby asked. "Wow, that was nice of him. Let's go crazy like teens!" (Y/n) said, and Rigby chuckles. "But not too crazy, you know, 'cause of my dad's car." Rigby said. "Hmm?" (Y/n) asked. Later at West Anderson High School, Rigby and (Y/n) walk as he gives the car keys to a valet. "Now, be careful." Rigby said. "Come on, let's have fun!"

They run inside the school's gymnasium as they pose silly for their prom picture and dance on the dance floor with the other prom dates with Mrs. Kessler as the DJ playing music. Rigby and (Y/n) dance to funk music, which draws the students' attention and cheer at them. "Hey, Rigbone." Aiden said. "Yeah, Jablonski?" He asked. "A bunch of us are gonna go hang out at Lookout Mountain. See you there." Aiden said. "Cool." Rigby said. "Ooh! Lookout Mountain. That sounds fun, huh? Let's go get the car!" (Y/n) walks off. "The car. Oh, right." Back at Rigby's parents' house, Sherm and Barbara are in their room as Sherm is trying to fix a small TV and Barbara is reading a book. Sherm groans. "Darn tiny TV! Can't fix it! Why can't you be more like your brother, the big TV downstairs?" He asked.

"Sherm, I can't help but hear some metaphors in your insane ranting." Barbara said. "Barb, you're killing me with this psychobabble! I'm gonna go get my 318." He walks over to the garage and realizes his car is missing. "RIGBY!!!!" Rigby is driving (Y/n) up the mountain, looking nervous about something. "Are you okay? It looks like you're stewing. Rigby, please tell me what you're stewing about." (Y/n) said. "My dad didn't loan me the car." He admitted. "What? Wait, did you steal it?" (Y/n) asked. "No! My mom gave me the keys, but it's my dad, you know? He doesn't trust me with anything. I was hoping he'd finally be ready to see me as a real person." Rigby raises his arm and lowers it at each category he says. "It's always Don, car, everything else, me." Rigby said. "I wish I could say I know how you feel, but I don't even know who my parents are," (Y/n) said, and Rigby frowns at her words.

"I never got a chance to see them before they sent me here." She continued. "Yeah, I know. Sorry, (Y/n). But at least you have your sisters, right?" He asked, and she smiles slightly. "Yeah, and all of you guys, my sisters and all of you guys are the only family I need." She said, and Rigby smiles. At West Anderson High School, Sherm bursts through the doors and searches for Rigby and his car while the prom dates looks at him skeptically. "WHERE'S MY CAR?!?!? IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO ME!!!!" He starts looking in the gym. "WHERE'S RIGBY?!?!" He runs to a random couple. "You seen Rigby?! I'm his father! He's the grown adult who goes to school!" The couple shrug. "Useless!" He continues to look. "WHERE'S RIGBY?!?!?" He asked. "Who let a homeless guy in here?" Someone asked. "I'M HIS FATHER!!!!" Sherm shouted. "He's not wearing any pants." Another student said. "I'M HIS FATHER!!!!" He runs over to Principal Dean. "Where's Rigby?!" He asked.

"Rigby was here? Augh! I gave him all his credits and I still can't get rid of him!" He replied. "I CAN'T STAND HIM!!!!" They shouted. "RAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" He continues to look as Milton talks to his date. "So, do you like prom?" He asked. Sherm grabs Milton by the suit. "WHERE'S RIGBY?!?! I'M GONNA KILL HIM!!!!!" He shouted. "Oh, please be careful. This is my dad's suit. He cherishes it, but he let me borrow it just for tonight because he really really loves me." Milton said. "You're not making any sense! Where's my son?!" Sherm shouted. "I think he and the guys went to Lookout Mountain!" Milton stuttered. "Take me there!" Later, at Lookout Mountain, Aiden throws rocks at a sign that says "No Parking After 7 PM" while Rigby, (Y/n) and the other prom dates are relaxing on their cars and looking up the night sky.

"Yes! This never gets old!" He throws another rock at the sign. "Do you ever look out at the night sky and think about how each one of those stars represents the infinite possibilities of our lives?" Tony asked. "Why, yes, Tony, I do." (Y/n) said. "Shove it, Tony!" Aiden laughs with the prom dates. "Yo, Rigby, sweet wheels. They yours, bro?" He asked. " Uh..." Rigby sees Sherm and Milton driving to them. "No, they're my wheels! RAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Sherm jumps out of Milton's car and runs to Rigby. "Dad! What are you doing here?!" Rigby asked.

"I'm taking back my stolen car from my no-good son!" Sherm shouted. "Why's Rigby's dad in his underwear?" One of the students asked. Sherm points at Tony and his prom date. "You kids, get off my car!" He points at Rigby and (Y/n). "You two, get in! Prom is over!" He gets in the car and activates the water in the windshield wipers to make Tony, (Y/n) and Rigby get off his car. "Bye, Rigby." Tony said. "Uh, good luck, man." Sherm drives off with Rigby and (Y/n). "Rigby... Oh ho ho ho ho, Rigby. (Y/n), close your ears." (Y/n) looks concerned, but grabs ear muffs and puts them on. "I always knew you were a liar and a loser, but I never thought you'd be a thief! I guess I shouldn't be surprised. Seems like every day you find some new way to mess up our lives, and now, you've found someone new to mess up their life, too!" Sherm shouted. "What?!" Rigby asked in anger and disbelief.

"You heard me!" Sherm shouted. "Look out!" (Y/n) shouted. "AAAHHH!!!" The trio screamed. Sherm drives off the road through a guardrail and rolls down the hill until they hit a tree near a cliff. "Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! AAHH!!!" Sherm shouted. "I think I'm gonna take these off now," (Y/n) then takes off her earmuffs. Milton, Aiden and the prom dates run over to the guardrail. "Rigby!" Milton shouted. "Oh, no, this is really high!" Sherm shouted. Rigby unbuckles himself. "Dad, give me the wheel!" He shouted. "Rigby, now's not the time to—" The car moves a little more. "AAH! Rigby! And look what you did to the windshield!" Sherm shouted.

"Dad, are you serious right now? Dad, I do stuff like this all the time. Just let me help!" Rigby shouted. "Of course you do stuff like this all the time." Sherm gasps. "It's, uh... uh... it's your fault we're here in the first place!" He continues to gasp. "Augh! Dad, stop! It doesn't matter if I ever get a big job or my G.E.D. You're still never gonna trust me, and that's on you! You're so focused on your car, you never noticed me growing up! Also, it's totally your fault 'cause you were the one driving and you weren't watching the road!" Rigby grabs the wheel. "Now, give me the wheel!" He demanded.

"No, it's my car, you'll crash it!" Sherm shouted. Rigby grunts as he tries to grab it. "Give it!" He shouted. They continue to fight for the wheel, then (Y/n) grabs Sherm's arms. "(Y/n) you, too?" Sherm asked in disbelief. "I'm doing this for your own good, sir." She pulls Sherm to where Rigby was. "NOOOOO!!!!!" He shouted. Rigby gets in the driver's seat. "Thanks, (Y/n)." He buckles himself up. "I promise I won't mess this up." He said. "AAH! Go left, go left! AAH! Not right! AAH!" Rigby flips the car off another chasm and continues to drive as Milton, Aiden and the prom dates cheer. Rigby starts driving as they fall off the cliff and he drives off a chasm and continues driving down the hill.

"AAAHH! huh?" Sherm sees Rigby driving. "Huh." He laughs. "Go, go, go!" The car hits huge rocks, which causes a rock slide and they get caught in the rock slide and fall off the cliff as they land on the ground, following the rocks. Sherm groans. "Rigby?" He asked. Rigby gasps. "The car!" He shouted. "Forget about the car. Are you okay?" Sherm asked. "Um, yeah." Rigby said in surprise. "(Y/n), you okay?" Sherm asked. "Yeah." She smiled at him. Sherm, Rigby and (Y/n) are now out of the car. "(Y/n), did you have a good time?" Rigby asked. "Oh, Rigby, that was the best and only prom I've ever been to!" She hugs Rigby. "What you did back there was really impressive, Rigby. I mean, it showed initiative. Maybe you have changed. So, uh... I guess you can borrow the car whenever you want." Sherm said. "Thanks, Dad." Rigby looks at the car. "Though, I should probably get a driver's license first." The car breaks into pieces.