(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are in the basement checking the inventory. "One 3-D knitter." Rigby said. "Check." Mordecai said. "Five boxes of freeze-dried burritos." Rigby said. "Check." (Y/n) said. "Oh, sweet! They've got carne asada! You want one?" Rigby asked. "No, dude. If Benson catches us taking a snack break instead of doing inventory, he's going to flip his lid. Now, come on. What's next?" (Y/n) asked. "Fine. One, uh, uh what the heck is this thing?" Rigby asked,

as the trio see a machine. "I don't know." Mordecai said. "Hmm. Hm-Hm-Hm!" Rigby walks through the teleporter machine and instantly disappears, and (Y/n) instantly panics. "Rigby! Are you okay?! Rigby? Oh, no!" She said. "Oh, no. Oh, Rigby!" Mordecai said. "Dudes!" Rigby said, as he walks over to the duo, and they scream. "Don't do that! Wait, how'd you get all the way over there?" (Y/n) asked. "I don't know. I was over here, and there was this flash of light, and then I was over there in that other pod." Rigby said. "Dudes, do you realize what this is?!" Mordecai asked. "Teleporter! OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Mordecai and Rigby said.

Rigby jumps off a crate and landed on the boxes Mordecai throws A football and the football hits Rigby in the head, and Mordecai falls into and out of teleporters 3 times Rigby shoots a laser gun into the teleporter and it hits 2 soda cans. "Okay. Okay. Oh, watch this!" Mordecai said, about to step into it. "No, it's my turn!" Rigby shouted. "Dude, this'll just take a sec!" Mordecai said. "No! AAGH!" Rigby shouted,

as he tries to get past Mordecai, but jumps on his arm instead. "Boys, stop it!" (Y/n) shouted. "Rigby! Will you chill, man?!" Mordecai shoves him. "Geez!" (Y/n) gasped, then growled, as she turned to glare at Mordecai, and he instantly tensed. "You need to be more careful, Mordecai!" (Y/n) shouted. He quickly put his hands out. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Don't freak out! Okay?" He asked. (Y/n) growled again, then takes a deep breath and sighs. "Okay, sorry...." She said, but then Rigby shoves Mordecai and they both get teleported.

(Y/n) panics again. "Mordecai! Rigby!" She shouted. The duo came out on the other side. "Dude, I don't think we're supposed to go through together." Mordecai said. " What are you talking about?" Rigby asked. "I don't know. What if we got messed up or something?" Mordecai asked as the duo walk out. "Exactly!" (Y/n) shouted, and the duo flinch. "We- well... the good news is we didn't, right?"

Rigby asked nervously. "Still, I just don't think it's a good - AAGH!" Mordecai shouted. "What?! What's wrong?!" (Y/n) asked worriedly. "Dude, your butt!!" Mordecai shouted to Rigby, and he looks to see Mordecai's tail on his back. (Y/n) was in a state of silent shock for a moment. "Aw, what?! I got your butt!" Rigby said, and at that (Y/n) bursted into laughter and the duo glare at her. "IT'S NOT FUNNY!" They shouted, but that only made her laugh harder. "Oh, oh no way! You guys switched butts?! Wait until I tell Anna!" She starts laughing again.

"Now you're the one-cheek wonder, Mordecai!" (Y/n) shouted, pointing at him, before continuing to laugh. The duo keep glaring at her, then Rigby sighs. "Well, at least she's not angry." He said. "(Y/n), what are we going to do about this?!" Mordecai asked. "Don't ask me." She said. "Maybe if we go through again, we'll change back?" Rigby asked, and (Y/n)'s eyes widened. "Or possibly come back out even more messed up!" She shouted, worried again. "We should at least try it!" Mordecai said, but just then Benson storms in. "What's going on in here!? Look at this mess! I knew I couldn't trust you guys with the inventory!" He shouted. "Benson, we are almost finished!" (Y/n) said. " No. You are done. And what is this?" Benson asked, noticing that it looked like Mordecai and Rigby were trying to hide something.

"What is what? I don't know what you're talking about." Mordecai said. "Yeah, Benson, it's a free country!" Rigby said, and (Y/n) snickered. "You always use that excuse." Rigby turns to glare at her. "Whatever, just go outside and rake the leaves." Benson said. "Wait! Can't you just give us five more minutes?" (Y/n) asked. "No, now. MOVE IT!" The trio slowly get out of the storage room and Benson locks the door. Benson walks out of the room and locks the door. "Of all the idiotic things I've got to do today!" He walks away. "Aw man He locked the door!" Rigby said. "Dudes, we gotta get Benson's keys so we can get back in there!" Mordecai said. Later in the living room, Benson is sitting on the couch holding a sub sandwich and watching TV.

"We all know ghosts are totally real!" A man is taking a dog out for a walk when suddenly a ghost appears and grabs the mans leg and drags him. "AHH!!! CARLOS, GET HELP!!!!" He shouted. "And they're coming for you on earth! But what about in space? We'll find out on tonight's episode of "Ghosts are Totally Real and they're coming for you"!" The narrator said. Benson scoffs.

"Bunch of bologna! Oh, not you, Sammy. You're beautiful!" Benson turns the TV volume up while the trio peek in. "Hey, what do you think he's watching?" Rigby asked. "Dude, we're doing a thing right now. Get your head in a game!" Mordecai said. "Geez! Sorry, those ghosts look totally real and like they're coming for that guy. It looks good we should ask to tape it!" Rigby said. "Dudes," Mordecai groans. "You see the keys to the dormitory anywhere?" He asked.

Benson takes a bite of his sandwich. The keys are sitting beside him. "Oh yeah! There they are! They're sitting right next to him!" Rigby said. Mordecai groans again. "You gotta be kidding me!" He shouted, and (Y/n) snickers. "Sucks to be you guys." She said. "We're never getting those keys until Benson properly sleeps with those things!" Rigby puts his hands up, hitting Mordecai. Rigby sighs. "It's hopeless! I think we should be getting used to these new butts. Well, I gotta use it!" He said. "Eww!! No dude! Were GETTING those keys and I'm GETTING my butt back!" Mordecai shouted, and (Y/n) giggles. Muscle Man walks up to the trio. "Hola, bros what going-" he suddenly squeals. "WHY ARE YOUR-" The trio pull Muscle Man down to prevent Benson from seeing him. Mordecai shushes him. Benson looks out the window suspiciously. "Hmm..." he walks away. "It's okay, he's gone." (Y/n) said.

"Bros what happened to your butts?" Muscle Man asked. "We were taking inventory in the dormitory and then we found these teleporters but we accidentally-" Mordecai said. "Ohhh!!! Say no more! I'm a licensed teleportation technician." Muscle Man said. "Wait, you are?" (Y/n) asked him curiously. "What? No, you're not!" Rigby said. "Yeah, bro! It was part of my space tree training. You have to calibrate the machine with a teleporting more than one sentence life form. No doy." Muscle Man said. "Well, it doesn't matter if we can't get those keys." Mordecai said.

"Well you guys better hurry; the genetic mutation is only gonna continue until you completely transform into each other." Muscle Man said, and (Y/n)'s eyes widened and she panicked. "Wait, what?!" She asked. "That's not going to happen to us is it?" Rigby asked. "No, dude. That's the kind of stuff that happens in dumb movies. This is real life. Those kinds of things don't happen in real life." The trio are shocked. "What?" Mordecai asked. Mordecai sees his hands are swapped with Rigby's and the quartet start screaming. "We gotta get those keys!" (Y/n) said. "They fear of the fear of the unfortunate space faring souls across their paths." The narrator said.

"What the?" The lights go off, and there's breaking, crashing and punching. "Hey! Oh come on, seriously? Hello? Someone there? Hey!" The lights go back on and the living room is trashed, and Benson is rocking on the floor scared. "Space ghosts aren't real! Space ghosts aren't real!" He said. The four are back at the park. "I got the keys!" (Y/n) said. "Let's roll!" Rigby said. They are now back at the dormitory. "Ok, let's get this over with already! Muscle man better be right about this!" (Y/n) adjusts the teleporter settings, and M&R get in the teleporters. "Hey I think it worked." Mordecai looks at Rigby who's tall now. "No no no no no no no no DUDE NOW IT'S EVEN WORSE!!!!!!" Mordecai shouted. "I don't know man. I'm kinda into it. I'm finally as tall as my brother! Eat it Don wherever you are!" Rigby shouted.

"No. what? This is terrible. Look at me dude! I'm a short tiny freak." Mordecai said, and (Y/n) and Rigby both glare at him. "Oh, so that's what you think of me and (Y/n)?" Rigby asked angrily. "Oh come on. That's not what I meant." Mordecai said. "Oh really?" (Y/n) asked. "Oh, I knew what you meant you don't like being in my shoes." Rigby said. "I just wanna be me again. it's not fair." Mordecai said. "Rigby sighs. "You're right it's not fair.

We should play punchies for it!" He said. "Huh?" Rigby punches Mordecai. "I just think we should stay like this then." Rigby runs off, and (Y/n) runs after him. "Rigby, wait!" She shouted. Mordecai groans. "Rigby. no! Come back! Rigby." He said. Rigby laughs and touches the ceiling, still laughing, he picks up a basketball and dribbles it, then dunks it. "Yeah." He said. Mordecai trips as he tries to go after them. "Stupid stubby legs." He said. "Hey Fives, should I throw the astronaut diapers in with the raw sewage?" Elieen asked. "Yeah, anything that has moisture." Fives agreed. Eileen does so.

"Now the magic of reverse osmosis, you never know this used to be waste water." Fives said. Eileen and HFG took a sip until Elieen saw Rigby which made her spit the water at HFG. "Did you guys see that?" She asked. "Was there something in the water? I'm gonna need to replace the filter." Fives said. Mordecai, still in his short body chases after Rigby and (Y/n). Realizing that the way he's running isn't gonna work, he runs on all fours like Rigby would to go faster. The chase continues as the tall Rigby continues to laugh maniacally. However, the laughter stops as (Y/n) tackles Rigby to the ground. The two look as they see Benson tapping his feet in front of one of the rooms. "Where did I put my keys?" Benson sighs. "Let's see... I was watching TV. Did they fall into the couch?" He asked.

"Ok, fun's over, Rigby, let's go back to the teleporter!" Mordecai said as he catches up. "No way, man! This is great!" Rigby said. "Come on, dude. I don't wanna be stuck in your weak little body!" Mordecai said. "Me neither." Rigby punches Mordecai 3 times and Mordecai chokes him. "Go back!" He shouted. "Never!" Rigby shouted. "Boys!" (Y/n) shouted, scolding the two, then tries to stop them from fighting. "Unbelievable!" Muscle Man starts walking out of Room 205, upset. "I can't even count how many brutal calls in the teleporter tenascins you two are breaking right now! We need to get you two switched back stat!" He shouted.

"Dude, I know! Try telling Rigby that!" Mordecai said. "No way, man! this is the new me! I'm never losing at punchies again." Rigby said. "Rigby, come on, don't tell me that's the reason you won't switch back." (Y/n) said, and Rigby glares at her. "Like you would know!" He snapped. "No bro. This is not natural, you see? When I became a licensed teleportation technician, I took a sacred post. Right now, you made a mockery of everything I stand for!" Muscle Man ran towards the struggling two while squealing. He tackles Rigby to the ground, which, presumably knocks Mordecai off. Rigby tries to get off and escape, but to no avail, as Muscle Man's keeping him still.

"(Y/n), get his legs!" Muscle Man shouted. "No, no!" Rigby shouted as he struggled. Later, in the transporter room, Rigby is now tied up, and can't escape. "Let me go!" He shouted. "Shut it, Rigby! Muscle Man, how's it going?" Mordecai asked. "Almost got it. Okay, baby, talk to me. Let's make this right." Muscle Man adjusts the teleporters settings and Rigby freaks out. "Dude, will you knock it off!?" (Y/n) asked. Eventually, Rigby breaks free from the ropes. "Muscle Man!" Mordecai shouted. Rigby stands up and attempts to escape, only for Mordecai to pull on the rope tangled around him. "RIGBY, CHILL!" (Y/n) shouted.

(Y/n) and Muscle Man join in with Mordecai to stop Rigby from escaping. Seeing how difficult Rigby's being, Mordecai shouts out a suggestion. "Shove him into the teleporter!" "Step back!" Rigby then grabs Muscle Man and pulls him in. "Oh no..." (Y/n) said. "Huh? No, bro." Muscle Man said. Mordecai and Muscle Man then come out of the other one coughing, and (Y/n) quickly runs over. "Are you two alright?!" She asked. "Aw, yeah. Whoo-hoo!" Mordecai said. "It worked!" Muscle Man said. "Hey, Rigby, stop pouting and get out here!" Mordecai said. The trio look at the teleporter in concern when they hear grunting coming from him.

"Rigby? Are you alright?" (Y/n) asked. But the grunts then turn into screaming. "What the..." Mordecai said. Rigby then steps out, with Muscle Man's body, Mordecai's arms, and his ears and tail. (Y/n) screams. "Oh, no, bro." Muscle Man said. Rigby then punches Muscle Man, and he squeals as he's thrown back and crashes into a shelf. "Muscle Man!" (Y/n) shouted worriedly. "Play punchies?" Rigby asked. "Dude, no." Mordecai said. "Huh?" Rigby asked, then laughs as he sees a basketball and grabs it,

then makes a hoop, then shoots and crashes through a garage door. Muscle Man groans in pain as he rubs his head, and (Y/n) and Mordecai run over to him. "Muscle Man, are you okay?" (Y/n) asked, then helps him up. "Yeah." He said, and (Y/n) sighs in relief. "Dude, what the heck happened to Rigby?" Mordecai asked. "I didn't calibrate the machine for three people, bro. Him pulling me in there threw everything off. We got to catch him and switch him back before he gets worse." Muscle Man said. "Worse?" (Y/n) asked worriedly. "Yeah, but we're gonna need some bait." Muscle Man said, and Mordecai nods. "Hmm. Hmm. I think I've got an idea." He said.

Meanwhile Rigby was hiding in a tree. "It's better this way. We're strong now. No, what? No. We're perfect. Shh." He looks around, and (Y/n) lifts a basketball out of the bushes and throws it at his face and he growls angrily. He begins moving his legs up and down, then jumps out of the tree and tries to reach for the ball, but it gets pulled away. Rigby then cries out in rage. "Get back here!" Rigby runs after the ball. Rigby puffs in anger as he chases the ball, and smashes trees out of the way. The ball gets pulled out of some bushes and Rigby chases it. Rigby then sees Olivia sitting on a blanket outside reading.

"Hey, Olivia, what do you think of my new ripped bod?" The chipmunk screams and runs off. "Yeah, she loves it." The basketball gets thrown at his face again and he growls. He runs after it again. "Huh?" He then spots a hoop and chuckles. He grabs the ball, then tries to shoot a hoop, but it breaks, and Rigby screams as he falls down a pit trap and into the teleporter. Rigby gasps as he comes out of the other back to normal. "I got you, bro." Muscle Man said. He, (Y/n) and Mordecai stand behind him. "What the heck, Rigby? You know how long it took us to make that trap?" Mordecai asked. "Not cool, dude." Muscle Man said. "I might've gotten a little carried away." Rigby said.

"You think? Come help us put these teleporters back before Benson notices they're gone." Mordecai and Muscle Man walk off, and (Y/n) helps Rigby up, and he sighs. "Yeah, I'll be right there." He said. Rigby then picks up the basketball. "What're you doing?" (Y/n) asked. Rigby takes a deep breath. "I can do this." He said, then growls, and charges toward the hoop, but then trips over a small rock and drops the ball, while groaning in pain, and (Y/n) just shakes her head.