Deez Keys
The trio are walking together while Mordecai starts beatboxing.
Rigby:
♪ Yo, my name is Rigby.
I got pizza galore ♪
♪ You may have a lot of pizza,
but I got much more ♪
♪ Had to borrow Benson's car
'cause it's a crisis ♪
♪ Downtown they're selling
slices at half prices ♪
♪ I knew he'd say no,
so I didn't say "please" ♪
♪ I snuck into his office
and made off with deez keys ♪
The trio:
♪ Deez keys, deez keys
Made off with deez keys ♪
"Whoops!" Rigby said as he accidentally drops them and they flew towards the dome, crashing into its window. "Dude! What the—" Mordecai said angrily. "Seriously?" (Y/n) asked. "Hey, it's Benson's fault! He's got, like, a million keys on that ring!" Rigby said. The trio peek inside the window to see the keys lying on a pillar. Mordecai and (Y/n) glare at Rigby who looks at them nervously, more so (Y/n) than Mordecai. The trio slid to the ground. "Dudes, we got to get those keys back." (Y/n) said. "But how?" Rigby asked. "Let's go ask those scientists." (Y/n) said. A group of scientists
were having lunch at a table not far off. "And that's why he only has one ear." One said, causing the others to laugh. The trio then approach the table. "Hey, there, guys. We accidentally threw our boss's car keys through that window up there. Could you just run and grab them for us?" (Y/n) asked. "Yeah, sorry, pal. We're not allowed to interact with the "test subjects." Especially you, Missy." He said to (Y/n), who growled a little. "Anyway, looks like they landed in Langer's penthouse, which is a top security area. No one goes in there." One of them replied. "Huh, your hair looks kind of familiar."
(Y/n) said to the woman with long brown brushy hair and a pink hair clip. "It does?" She asked. "Yeah, I can't put my finger on it though." (Y/n) said. The girl looks at (Y/n) in confusion. "It's from that one Disney show, (Y/n)." Rigby said. "Oh!" She said in realization. "There's got to be something you can do?" Mordecai asked. "Maybe, but, ya know... No, thanks." The scientist from before replied. "Aw, what?!" Rigby asked. "Hey!" Mordecai said. "Come on!" (Y/n) shouted.
"Now, if you'll excuse us, we're on our lunch break." As the scientist bites down on his "food" vains appear on his head from how hard it was and he cringes, and so does (Y/n). "So good." He lied. (Y/n) smirks as she sees the others clearly not enjoying the food, and her boyfriend and best friend smirk as well. "Hm-hm-hm! Hm-hm-hm!" The trio said. "Too bad Langer only lets you eat those gross, compressed food bars. Maybe if you help us out, we could sneak you some real food?" (Y/n) asked, then nods at Mordecai, who pulls out the pizza box. "Maybe something like thi-i-i-is?" He asked, as he opens the box, and the scientists gasp.
"No! It doesn't matter! You could never get past Langer's security systems anyways." Trent said as he waves his hand. "Uh, well, they might be able to if we helped them?" Tobias asked. "Shut up, Tobias! They don't need to know that!" Trent shouted as he slams his hand down on the table. "Well, I'm not gonna risk losing my job over some food!" The girl bites down, but quickly spits her food out. "Blaaaah. Yeah, we should do it." She said. "Fine. We'll vote on it. Huddle up." The group of scientists huddle together. Mordecai smugly closes the box. "Dudes, pizza fixes everything." Rigby said. "Yeah, it does!" Mordecai said. "You can say that again." (Y/n) said. "Okay, we'll help you get the keys. We're gonna need four extra-large pepperoni pizzas? Get the pizzas, and we'll meet you at your room in an hour." Trent said. "Okay!" The trio said. "This never happened." The scientists walk backwards into some bushes.
Time Skip
The trio is now in the duo's bedroom in front of the door. "Ugh! Why does the pizza place have to be so far away?" Mordecai groaned. "Yeah, but it'll be worth it when we get those keys." Rigby said. (Y/n) knocks on the door, and a scientist opens the door and peeks out. "You got the stuff? He asked. "Yup." (Y/n) said, opening the box. "Trent." Trent uses a test tube to see if the pepperoni pizza is indeed "real." "Pepperoni. It checks out. All right." Trent opens the door and the trio walk in. "What the?! What did you do to our room?!" Mordecai asked as he threw his hands in the air. "Just give us the keys. Where are they?" (Y/n) demanded, and Trent approaches the trio while eating his pizza. "In Langer's penthouse." He replied. "What?!" The trio asked angrily.
"Oh, come on! Do you really think we'd really risk our jobs and break into Langer's room?" Trent asked, and Trent chuckles. "You're gonna do that." He added. "But you said you'd help us!" Mordecai said, throwing his arms up again. "And, we are. We've rigged up your room as a command station. Langer's gotten crazy about security. Infrared lasers, booby traps, cameras all over the place." Trent chuckles.
"But lucky for you, our top minds will guide you through it." Trent said, pointing at two scientists sitting in chairs by computers. One chuckles. "Pizza." He said. His friend chuckles as well. "Yeah." He agreed, and (Y/n) sighs. "Oh boy..." she said. "So you've got about an hour to get in and out and grab the keys while Langer is busy at his afternoon workout." Trent said. Trent looks towards a screen in the room which displays Langer doing push ups. "Ugh! Fine, we'll do it." Mordecai groans. "All right, let's suit these three up!" Trent said. The trio later peek through some bushes while looking at the dome.
"We're in position." (Y/n) said. "Okay, stay put. Rachel's gonna use a dome-drone to distract the guards." Trent said. A drone suddenly flies in front of the guard. "Oh, hey there H-2953, what's going—" then punches him in the stomach, causing him to collapse. The second guard backs away and puts his arms out. "Easy now! Let's all just..." he screams when the drone begins firing lasers at him and runs away. "Why?!" He asked. The drone drags the other guard's unconscious body. "Yeesh!" Mordecai said. "Harsh..." (Y/n) winces sightly. "The guards are distracted-- begin phase 1." The trio crawl out from the bushes and approach the door.
"We're at the security panel. How do we get in?" (Y/n) asked. "Rigby, look in the backpack we gave you for a re-sealable plastic bag." Trent said. Rigby takes off his backpack and unzips it, then takes out a bag of teeth. "Aw, sick!" Rigby quickly throws it to Mordecai. "What is-- ugh!" He throws them to (Y/n). "I don't want it!" She throws them to back to Rigby. "Back at ya!" He throws them back to her. "Ah!" She quickly drops them. "They're not real teeth! They're just molds of Steffen's teeth for the dental lock." Trent said. "Not it!"
(Y/n) and Mordecai said at the same time. "Not-- aw, dudes! That's-- ugh! Fine!" Rigby said. He places the fake teeth in his mouth. Mordecai and (Y/n) snicker. "Stop talking!" Rigby shouted. "I wonder how many people have had that thing in their mouths?" Mordecai asked. "Probably a lot." (Y/n) snickers. Rigby grumbles something while the fake teeth are verified. Then the door opens and the trio walk in. "Okay, we're in. Now what?" (Y/n) asked. "Okay, now take the elevator at the end of the hall up to the second floor." Trent said. "Hm-hm-hm. Hm-hm." The trio said.
The trio walk to the elevator and (Y/n) pushes the button, it soon opens and the trio walk in. Once the door closes and the elevator begins going up, Mordecai and (Y/n) turn to see Rigby still had the fake teeth in his mouth and scream, backing away. "Dude, gross!" Mordecai said. "Yeah, why do you still have those teeth in your mouth?" (Y/n) asked. "Uh..." Rigby shrugs. "They're kind of growing on me." He said. "Ugh! They're freaking me out." Mordecai said. "Well, get used to it, pal. This is how I look now." Rigby said. "I look cool." Rigby crosses his arms and clicks the teeth.
"Dude, take those off." (Y/n) said. The trio walk out of the elevator. "Now keep walking down this hallway and take your first right to hallway "L." Trent said. They soon approach the hallway. "Okay, now take the black box out of the backpack and turn it on." (Y/n) takes the back box out of the backpack and places it on the floor, then pushing a button on it, and fog emerges from it. "A fog machine?" Rigby asked. "Whoa!" The trio said, then saw lasers blocking their path.
"Hey, guys, Steffen here to guide you through the hallway. Don't worry, you won't trigger the alarm as long as you do exactly as I say." Steffen said. "We got to get those keys, dudes." Mordecai said. "Ptwah!" Rigby said as he spit out the fake teeth. "Ready?" Steffen asked. "Ready." The trio said as they kneel down. "Okay...run!" The trio began to run. "Duck! Jump! Roll like a log! Limbo, mon! Crab walk! Now dive!" The trio do all of his commands perfectly and land safely on the other side with a groan. "Langer's room is just across this corridor." Trent said. "Sweet!" The trio said, about to step in. "Stop!" They quickly halt.
"That room is filled with motion detectors. The only way to stop them from triggering is to move through very slowly." He said. "Go!" The trio start walking slowly. "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down!" They begin walking even slower. "No, no-- much slower." They walk even slower than before. "There's also facial-recognition scanners, but if you constantly change your facial expression, it shouldn't be able to see you, okay? Change!" The trio change their expressions to a disgusted look. Change!" The trio make different facial expressions every time he says
"change," which is about five more times. "My face hurts." (Y/n) said. "Take a screen-shot!" The scientists laugh. "Aw, what?!" (Y/n) asked angrily. "Wait, wait, wait." They hear the sound of a camera. "Dudes, they're just messing with us." Mordecai said. "Aw, man!" The trio said as they approach a lock. "Hey, guys. This is a conundrum keypad-- the hardest keypad known to man. We're not gonna be able to crack it, we need to go in another way. Reach into your backpack. There should be a suction-cup shaped tool. Do you have it?" Rachel asked.
Mordecai reaches into the backpack and pulls it out. "Yeah." He said. "Stick it to the door." Mordecai puts it on the door but it falls off. "It fell off." He said. "Okay. You're going to have to lick the suction cup to get it to stick." Rachel said. "Gross." (Y/n) said. "Okay. Dudes, one of you lick it." Mordecai said. "We're not gonna lick it. You lick it!" Rigby said. "Dude, just lick it." Mordecai said. "I put the teeth in my mouth. You lick it!" Rigby points at him. "Ugh-- fine!"
Mordecai punches Rigby and he slams into the door, angering (Y/n). "Hey! What the hell?!" She asked angrily. Rigby whimpers. "He deserved it." Mordecai said. "No he didn't!" (Y/n) shouted, and Mordecai glares at her. "Calm down, (Y/n)." Trent said. "Don't tell me to-" "seriously, calm down. We've noticed something strange about you whenever you get angry. It's like your powers begin to intensify or something, so we suggest you calm down. We don't need you blowing up the lab." She growls, then takes a deep breath and sighs. "Fine." She crosses her arms.
Mordecai licks the suction cup and cringes. "Sick. Tastes like a CPR practice dummy." He puts it on the door. It creates a hole through the door, then (Y/n) opens it and the trio walk in. "Whoa!" The trio said. "Fancy." Mordecai said. "There they are!" Rigby said. "Okay, this is Langer's penthouse. Home stretch." Trent said as the trio ran over to the pedestal where the keys were placed. "Finally!" (Y/n) said. "Now, I know we're excited, but this is very important. Do not-- repeat-- do not pick up the keys from the pedestal without further—" but Mordecai and Rigby quickly pick up the keys. "Yeah, boyee!" They said. "Boys!" (Y/n) scolded. Trent face palms. "Well, now you guys have gone and done it." Trent said. The giant globe ball falls off the celling and the trio runs out of the room and the sirens in the lab go off.
The trio runs down the halls, through the laser walls as the globe continues to roll after them. "Guys, a little help!" (Y/n) shouted. "Don't worry. Now, just keep running straight ahead." Trent said. The trio continues to run forward. "All right, now close the blast door." Rigby does as he said. "Nothing's getting through that." Trent said, but the globe smashes through the door and the trio begins running again. "I thought you said nothing could get through!" Mordecai said.
"Whoops." Trent said. "Get to the other side of the room. There's a doorway that'll take you to the main entrance." Trent said as he locates it on his computer. The trio enter a weird maze as the globe rolls after them. "What even is this room?" (Y/n) asked. "Oh, a giant marble maze room." Trent said. Rigby suddenly falls. "Oof!" "Rigby!" (Y/n) said, turning to him. "The keys!" Rigby shrieked. (Y/n) quickly speeds over to them and grabs them, then helps Rigby up. "Come on!" She said. The trio jump down a vent and continues running.
"Now...jump for it!" Trent shouted. The trio jump to the other side, and (Y/n) hangs off the side. "(Y/n)!" The duo shouted. They quickly pull her up just in time before the globe smashes into the wall. "Aw, yea-uh!" Rigby said. Suddenly the alarms rang and red flashing lights came on, startling the trio. "The emergency lockdown sequence has been activated! Get out of there!" Trent shouted. "We're not gonna make it!" Rigby shouted as all of the doors began to close. (Y/n) looks at some jetpacks near them. "Yes, we are!" She said. The trio put them on. "Ready?" (Y/n) asked. "Yeah." Mordecai and Rigby said. "Now it's just a straight shot to the door." Trent said. "Go!" (Y/n) shouted, and the trio flew through the door. "Hey (Y/n), what's that?" Rigby asked, and the trio notice the robots in front of them.
"Robotic guard dogs?!" (Y/n) tries to fire an energy blast at one of them, but it bounces off and hits the wall instead. "Ugh! Stupid dome! Guys, go left!" She shouted. The trio quickly flew past them, but the robot dogs flew after them. "Dudes, they can fly!" Rigby shouted. As one of the robots is destroyed by a chemical experiment, the other crashes onto the exit wall of the dome. "There's the exit!" (Y/n) shouted. They quickly fly through and land on their jet packs. Rigby groans and lifts the keys. "We got the keys." He said, and the scientists cheer. "U.S.A.! U.S.A.!" They chanted. "Do you think Langer knows we helped?" One of them asked, and Trent scoffs. "No way! He's still on biceps." He said, and they keep chanting. But as it turns out, Langer had been watching the whole thing and laughs evilly.
The trio quickly approach Benson. "Benson! Benson!" Rigby shouted, then held out the keys to him. "We're really sorry, but we... borrowed your car without asking. But here's your keys back." Mordecai said between pants. Benson turns red with anger. "What?! You borrowed my car?!" He asked. "But... it's fine, see?" (Y/n) points, and Benson turns to look. "Oh, it...looks fine." He said. "Yeah, we just needed to go for a lunch run." Rigby said, also out of breath. "Well, why don't you just hold onto the keys till the end of the day, in case you need to run any other errands." Benson whistles and walks away. "You thinking what I'm thinking? Pizza run!" Rigby said, while twirling the keys in his left paw. They suddenly flew out of his paw. "Whoops!" They crash through the window of the dome again. "Ugh, seriously?!" (Y/n) asked.
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